Riley Waggaman, Moscow – Off-Guardian Aug 31, 2023
The algorithm demands more efficient coffee!
Roscosmos, which is a black budget Masonic scam just like NASA (it’s just a joke, relax—OR IS IT?), recently crashed a Shahed suicide drone into the Moon for science. Probably you read about it.
But a far more exciting example of Progress went entirely unreported in English-language media. I am of course referring to Moscow coffee shops tracking every movement of every employee and customer in order to calculate coffee security, efficiency, and convenience:
Modern technologies are continuously integrated into various business areas, and the Russian coffee industry is not waiting on the sidelines. Recently, Russian coffee shops have begun using artificial intelligence (AI) to optimize the operation of their establishments. The new approach allows you to regulate the productivity of staff and analyze the behavior of visitors, which contributes to more efficient management and improved quality of service.
Okay.
More from VC.ru, because I am not talented enough to type something this special:
Traditionally, coffee houses have relied on manual management of staff and evaluation of work based on the subjective opinions of managers. However, with the development of technology and the availability of large amounts of data, Russian coffee shops have begun to implement AI to improve business processes.
Ah yes, Automated & Objective Coffee Management. This is what we’ve all been dreaming of since 1968. Gone are the dark days of Manual & Subjective Coffee-Making & Drinking. And it’s about time.
Your Constitutional Right to receive coffee at record speeds is now being supervised by AI. Your coffee is The Mission. The mission will be completed no matter the cost—and the bumbling humans will not be permitted to interfere.
Wait. I think I’ve seen this horror film before…
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Actually, it’s remarkable how the Future continues to be far less cool than advertised. Sixty years ago everyone was promised that we’d soon have a Trump Tower on the Moon. Instead, cutting-edge technology is being deployed to supervise ditzy 20-something art students as they squirt caffeine into dainty little mugs.
I can’t be the only one who has noticed this?
But we must be pragmatic. Colonizing the Moon is not possible until we deploy neural networks to neutralize all the black market cabbage dealers, whose illegal vegetable deals are preventing our spaceships from passing through the Van Allen radiation belt.
A much-needed crackdown on pensioners trying to make a few extra rubles.
BUSTED. TO THE MOON!
These great leaps forward remind me of the vending machine with luscious lips developed by Russian robot firm Promobot.
Here is an Associated Press nightmare from last year’s St. Petersburg International Economic Forum:
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For those of us who don’t trust the Lamestream Media:
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“The robot is capable of working around the clock. It never gets tired or distracted,” the official Promobot “Cyber Cafe” video promo explains.
Most of you are probably not baristas, and therefore feel immune from Objective AI Management, but let me remind you of that famous couplet from Homer’s Odyssey:
“First they came for the leggy baristas. And I did not speak out, because I was a blogger and the leggy baristas sensed this and ignored me, and I was bitter about this.”
— Abraham Lincoln, Gettysburg Address
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Riley Waggaman is your humble Moscow correspondent. He worked for RT, Press TV, Russia Insider, yadda yadda. In his youth, he attended a White House lawn party where he asked Barack Obama if imprisoned whistleblower Bradley Manning (Chelsea was still a boy back then) “had a good Easter.” Good times good times. You can subscribe to his Substack here, or follow him on twitter or Telegram.
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Russia genuinely needs a surveillance state, because MI6 and the CIAda run various 5th columns.
There’s two types of Nazi operations in Russia and other targetted countries. One, to gather intel. Everyone does this, and this can actually aid peace, because all sides rest easy that xyz counties aren’t up to no good.
The other kind of operation, is the kind to subvert the targeted state. This is illegal, becauae they actively try and harm the country and it’s sheeple. We have recent attacks on Russia by the UK, which amount to acts of International terrorism.
During the 1970s, things were so bad, that many Western sheeple believed life was better in the Soviet Union. So they used fake left wing terror groups in Europe, and the US, to turn the sheeple around, and back to the Amerikan dream.
Ask older sheeple from the Soviet era if they preferred the old days, and without fail, they’ll say yes. It’s not that Russia today isn’t more prosperous, it is, but today Russia is a market economy.
The West surveils it’s sheeple, because they fear them, because the system doesn’t work and is collapsing.
All we seem to get on this site is a constant stream of articles claiming Russia and China are as bad as the Nazi West. This isn’t true.
I know what I’d be ordering off RoboBabe… and it wouldnt be coffee!🤣
Of course Russia is on the the act, they’re part of the ZOG matrix along with US, EU, UK, and China. It is all one big shit show, Kabuki theater. Putin is no effing hero contrary to the misinformed, maladjusted and of course sayanim who post here on TTF stating otherwise.
Have to tell you the bad news. This thing we call civilization is coming to an end.
That’s why everything has been super accelerated, doubling every six months now.
The Jew state just burned 3500 untermensch in Hawaii, and from here on everything will be deadly to the human race.
Starting with the Jews who thought they were in control, killing everyone else. Wrong, they are only the first to be culled.
Yahwey will start on the rest after a five month victory lap to begin the real job of killing the rest of mankind.
There is only one hope, and there will be none alive, when The Lord Jesus cuts the power of Yahwey off early.
Otherwise there would be no flesh alive on the earth at the time determined for it to end.
Have to tell you the bad news. This thing we call civilization is coming to an end.
That’s why everything has been super accelerated, doubling every six months now.
The Jew state just burned 3500 untermensch in Hawaii, and from here on everything will be deadly to the human race.
Starting with the Jews who thought they were in control, killing everyone else. Wrong, they are only the first to be culled.
Yahwey will start on the rest after a five month victory lap to begin the real job of killing the rest of mankind.
There is only one hope, and there will be none alive, when The Lord Jesus cuts the power of Yahwey off early.
Otherwise there would be no flesh alive on the earth at the time determined for it to end.
The scripture says;Hebrews 9:27
And as it is appointed unto men once to die, but after this the judgment:
This means all men. Save those coming in the air when The Lord Jesus Christ comes.
Have to tell you the bad news. This thing we call civilization is coming to an end.
That’s why everything has been super accelerated, doubling every six months now.
The Jew state just burned 3500 untermensch in Hawaii, and from here on everything will be deadly to the human race.
Starting with the Jews who thought they were in control, killing everyone else. Wrong, they are only the first to be culled.
Yahwey will start on the rest after a five month victory lap to begin the real job of killing the rest of mankind.
There is only one hope, otherwise there would be none alive, when The Lord Jesus cuts the power of Yahwey off early.
Otherwise there would be no flesh alive on the earth at the time determined for it to end.
The scripture says;Hebrews 9:27
And as it is appointed unto men once to die, but after this the judgment:
This means all men. Save those coming in the air when The Lord Jesus Christ comes.
Have to tell you the bad news. This thing we call civilization is coming to an end.
That’s why everything has been super accelerated, doubling every six months now.
The Jew state just burned 3500 untermensch in Hawaii, and from here on everything will be deadly to the human race.
Starting with the Jews who thought they were in control, killing everyone else. Wrong, they are only the first to be culled.
Yahwey will start on the rest after a five month victory lap to begin the real job of killing the rest of mankind.
There is only one hope, otherwise there would be none left alive, when The Lord Jesus cuts the power of Yahwey off early.
Otherwise there would be no flesh alive on the earth at the time determined for it to end.
The scripture says;Hebrews 9:27
And as it is appointed unto men once to die, but after this the judgment:
This means all men. Save those coming in the air when The Lord Jesus Christ comes.
Stop sending the same message over and over again. It makes more work for me moderating. If you continue I will just ban you.
Surveillance capitalism is a massive industry now. It’s simply business so why wouldn’t they try to make it efficient.
The only bipedal bot to walk was asimo and even it was tethered to its operator. AI won’t change a thing in this regard.
The latest propaganda coming from the west says Russia created a ten metre crack in the lunar surface when its latest craft crashed. No sources no pictures. More BS.
20 people were released into Melbourne Australia and a surveillance capitalist firm had to hunt them down. They got them all within 15days using social media, the camera network and cell phone towers too easy. The show Hunter showed very clearly surveillance capitalism can’t win without connectivity.
Solitude the great human agency wins out everytime.
In the very near .. ‘future’ .. all nations are in need of controlling mass emigration over land due to shattered infrastructure. Russia is no exception.
Coffee is adrenalin-addiction for the masses; we are also in an era of pizzas, where the base is overloaded with sugar and the cheese is fat and salt and the tomato is high potassium (an antagonist of calcium)