Kit Knightly – Off-Guardian May 13, 2026
The King’s Speech is hilarious these days. It’s been irrelevant for a long time, but it’s recently become genuinely funny.
He rocks up to Parliament with this shiny hat and big old cloak, the MPs pretend to lock Black Rod out to show they’re independent, and then they all go and listen to him anyway.
If the King were really a ruler it would at least mean something. But despite the trappings of a constitutional monarchy, he’s really not at the top of the food chain.
The speech we all have to listen to him give was not written by him, and he likely has no control over its content at all. It’s supposedly written by his government, but that’s not really true either.
It’s a globalist policy document.
Jury trials bad. Digital ID good.
It’s a speech that could have been given – and, in fact, either already has been given, or soon will be given – by any politician in almost any country of the world.
Sir Keir Starmer is currently only Prime Minister because he’s piled furniture up against the inside of Downing Street’s front door, and keeps hurling cans of baked beans off the roof at anyone who comes near the place; but supposing the increasingly inevitable resignation had already happened…would a new Prime Minister have changed the speech?
Not in the slightest.
Would a new government under a different party?
Not really.
Would a different king or queen?
Nope.
It’s all pretend, none of these people really have any power – over the speech or each other – but it serves egos and systems to pretend they do, so MPs crowd around the big gold chair like kids in the story-time corner and nod along sagely to words they know his royal highness might not mean and couldn’t change if he wanted to.
That’s just funny to me.
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If you find it “funny” then you aren’t one of his victims. Like laughing at a rape victim.
The “hierarchy” is easy to see. It may not matter to you, but it does and has always mattered to them. The ones who go on “state visits” to others are lower down. They’re paying homage to their “betters”. Hence, the filthy king is lower than trump, who’s lower than Xi. Nutjob goes to trump, but it isn’t a “state visit”. Unless there’s something weird going on, trump is way lower than nutjob, because nutjob runs the “homeland”. You can also see that in all that trump says and does. “Antisemitism”, rebbe, the wailing wall, the iran war, importing chinese, destroying the american people. He couldn’t be more jew if he tried. All of the “leaders” in europe that have gone to the white house are lower down than trump. So is jewlensky, although that should be obvious. trump is quite high up, no matter what a “loser” you think he is. You don’t get to run america if you’re a loser. But he’s lower than nutjob. The “king”, unless you didn’t know it, has been “circumcised”. So you know what he is. And it doesn’t have anything to do with money. It’s to do with where you are in the “geneology”. There’s thousands of them higher than trump, poncing around as “actors” and “musicians”, just because they prefer to do that than run a country.
Only a fool would support any “ruler” be he a king or a politico. We don’t need to be ruled by any other person. We are God created people in our own right and no creepy criminal “king” or politico can change that.
Yes, but what’s not funny is the obscene wealth and land this dysfunctional Wind Sore family owns and its immunity from taxation and the law. Forge the Disney tat and their ludicrous attire.
Moreover, Charles The Thing is very politicised and although he may be ‘following orders’ these orders are never contrary to his family’ s interests. His recent warmongering visit to Amerika where he demonstrated his and his peoples’ fealty to The Epstein States of America. His supposed enthusiasm for Green issues (for you but not for me…) despite keeping vast tracts of Britain under his control and without proper audit or transparency about what goes on there.
Recently, his so far… not disgraced younger brother, The Dork of Sussex an utter nonentity and imbecile of huge wealth found his voice. He rebuked the British people for the rising tide of A-Holesemitic attacks and rhetoric. Not so surprising I suppose since his eldest brother King Charles The Turd was bosom pals with Sir Jimmy Savile the late and well known ‘enter’ tainter , celebrity, promoter of charities, enthusiast for children’ issues and safety, friend of high politicos, zealous Popist and of course , righteous gentile and friend of Jizzrael.
Hilarious is it not? Now go back to servility.