Off-Guardian – Jan 18, 2026
Our successor to This Week in the Guardian, This Week in the New Normal is our weekly chart of the progress of autocracy, authoritarianism and economic restructuring around the world.
1. …wait, we’re going to the moon?
NASA announced they’re sending people back to the moon…next month. Artemis II is going to loop-the-loop around the moon and then comeback. They’re calling it the furthest people have ever been from Earth (but I think Apollo 13 is supposed to have done the same).
After that they plan on actually landing people on the moon next year sometime, using their special “mega rocket”:
The NASA mega-rocket set to carry four astronauts on a 10-day test trip around the moon begins its painstaking crawl towards the launch pad
Follow live on Sky News https://t.co/rzdXv5xAbM pic.twitter.com/1nEMlhq5kr
— Sky News (@SkyNews) January 17, 2026
The whole thing is kicking off Space Race II: Electric Boogaloo, with China, Russia and even India planning their own moon missions by 2030.
The only question is “how fake is all this going to be?” and the answer is “very”.
Fake videos, fake photos, fake heroes and fake villains. Even if they could go to the moon, it’s easier to just not and say they did.
2. Speaking of space…
Speaking of space, did you know that the Bank of England has been told to game-plan for a financial crisis caused by the American government admitting aliens are real?
Yes, seriously:

I can’t believe we really have to talk about this, but if the US government says they’ve met extraterrestrial lifeforms, they are probably lying.
The financial crisis angle is hilarious though, it smacks of Jasper Carrott reading Protect and Survive: “a large-scale nuclear attack on this country would completely disrupt the banking system”.
But combine the New Space Race, the so-called moon missions and the alien preparations, and they have a chance to do something so funny.
3. Fire politicians for “lying”?
The devolved Welsh parliament is considering legislation that would make it illegal for sitting politicians to knowingly make “false or misleading statements”, on pain of forced resignation.
Which, I guess, sounds OK in theory, but in practical terms is actually insane.
Mainly because it relies on the idea that Parliament is aware of and can enforce certain objective truth at all times. Which it obviously isn’t and can’t.
In real terms, such rules would be used to enforce agenda-driven consensus by scaring low-rung or inexperienced officials into just nodding along with the majority.
After all, we all know what they mean by “false or misleading statements”, it would be climate change denial or “conspiracy theories” and the like.
BONUS: Hypocrites of the week
Always a crowded field, but the good people of the Nobel Peace Prize Committee – who have an excellent record in this category – excelled themselves this week. After Venezuelan “opposition leader” María Corina Machado handed her Peace Prize over to Donald Trump, they tweeted…
Statement from the Nobel Foundation
One of the core missions of the Nobel Foundation is to safeguard the dignity of the Nobel Prizes and their administration. The Foundation upholds Alfred Nobel’s will and its stipulations. It states that the prizes shall be awarded to those who… pic.twitter.com/WIadOBLtpD
— The Nobel Prize (@NobelPrize) January 18, 2026
“Conferred the greatest benefit to mankind”.
How exactly did María Corina Machado “confer the greatest benefit to mankind”?
Or Al Gore?
Or Barack Obama?
Or Henry frickin’ Kissinger?
Awfulness.
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All told a pretty hectic week for the new normal crowd, and we didn’t even mention the race to be the next country to ban social media or how AI is scaring people into “analog lifestyles”.
There’s a lot of change in the air, a lot of agendas in the works, if you see a headline, article, post or interview you think is a sign of the times, post it in the comments, email us or share it on social media and we will add it to the next edition.
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Prince Andrew’s finally moving – have the royals just given away
they don’t want him seen again?
Story by Chris Riches •
He was not the worst royal offender
lord mountbatten and king edward 7
were both much worse the royals said nothing about them
they only jumped on the band wagon with andrew because he was caught
the jews kept their promise to murder any kids who spoke out
R I P virginia
UK government linked to secret ‘Stalinist-style’ radiation tests on civilians
Story by Dan McDonald • 6h •
3 min read
The British Government has been linked to a “Stalinist-style” regime of radiation testing on civilians.
The Ministry of Defence (MoD) participated in a clandestine military research committee linked to dozens of painful deaths under the testing, a damning new investigation has revealed. the documents, obtained by The Mirror, reveal the workings of The Technical Cooperation Programme (TTCP), a secretive defence research body serving the US, UK, Australia, Canada and New Zealand.
Minutes from a 1969 gathering in Whitehall show senior RAF, Royal Navy and British Army officers examining horrific experiments performed on unsuspecting civilians and requesting additional information.
This similar to the Israeli tests at Dimona on kidnapped palestinians
see testimony of Mordechi Vanunu and Oleg Bzorski
The revelations expose Britain’s previously unknown connection to experiments that caused scandal in America during the 1990s.
But the data remains inaccessible to both victims and Parliament – and could hold evidence which may back up claims by former servicemen that they were treated as human guinea pigs in atomic experiments.
The MoD has acknowledged it still with holds data on information regarding radiation’s effects on veterans from Britain’s nuclear weapons testing programme – and has said a probe is now underway.
Around 200 men pigs and horses were used in experments
The enemy is not Russia its your own zio-government
Infant Circumcision – an Abusive Medical Ritual that Needs to End
admin / April 6, 2019
Infant circumcision is a heated topic in America, with a growing number of parents now choosing to keep their sons intact.[1] Those who have become privy to the harm this elective procedure can cause know that no respectable medical association in the world recommends routine infant circumcision.[2] [3] [4] [5] In fact, medical societies in Australia, New Zealand and the UK have acknowledged the harm.[6] The overwhelming majority of males on Earth (about 80{07852e6e605eab5487b14855361b49717f1863b3cb5f40601bc93fc2480bbef1})[7] are NOT circumcised, and yet, as of 2010, approximately 3,000 American infants per day were subjected to this extremely traumatic, brain damaging[8] [9] surgery—performed 96{07852e6e605eab5487b14855361b49717f1863b3cb5f40601bc93fc2480bbef1} of the time in the U.S. with no pain relief whatsoever.[10] [11] According to Dr. Robert Van Howe,
“Circumcision results in not only severe pain but also an increased risk of choking and difficulty breathing. Medical studies show significant increases in heart rate and level of blood stress hormone. Some infants do not cry because they go into shock from the overwhelming pain of the surgery.”[12]
Approximately one baby dies every other day in the U.S.[13] as a result of routine infant circumcision—a procedure that has been documented to have no therapeutic value whatsoever,[14] [15] [16] [17] [18] despite the lies being promoted by the American Medical Association, the American Academy of Pediatrics, and the mainstream media.[19] In addition to the deaths that are directly attributed to circumcision, there are “hidden” deaths typically blamed on “SIDS” (sudden infant death syndrome) but actually caused by blood loss,[20] [21] brain damage,[22] [23] and heart failure,[24] all triggered by the torturous trauma of circumcision performed at the hands of medical doctors and/or religious leaders,[25] some of whom actually suck blood off the mutilated penises of infants as part of their sadistic, genital mutilating, blood ritual.[26]
In American hospitals today, infants less than 48 hours old are strapped to torture boards called “circumstraints” where their arms and legs are fully restrained while a medical doctor shoves sharp metal probes into their penises and uses razor sharp, pointy instruments to rip the foreskin away from the glans of the penis (similar to ripping a fingernail off a finger) so it can be systematically cut off for no medical reason whatsoever.[27] [28] [29]
Foreskins are then sold to cosmetic companies[30] so that women can rub them into their faces to become “more youthful,”[31] or to pharmaceutical companies for use in the development of vaccines.[32]
Circumcision interferes with basic trust[33] and undermines mother-child bonding.[34] [35] It can lead to relationship difficulties later in life because circumcised men may harbor unresolved feelings of rage, betrayal, abandonment, rejection, and grief as a result of their parents willingly handing them over for this torturous, invasive, permanently life-altering, genital surgery.
Circumcision has been linked to a variety of neurological[36] and psychological problems including alexithymia[37] (difficulty recognizing, processing, and regulating emotions), permanent brain damage,[38] post-traumatic stress disorder (PTSD),[39] repressed or uncontrollable anger, aggressiveness and/or emotional withdrawal,[40] suicidal impulses,[41] depression, poor body image, low self-esteem,[42] and more.
Circumcised men may suffer from sexual problems in adulthood including orgasm difficulties,[43] premature ejaculation,[44] erectile dysfunction[45] and a tendency to dissociate during intimacy or emotionally distance themselves from their partners.[46] The partners of circumcised men may also suffer painful intercourse[47] due to an unnatural drying of the vagina thanks to the exposed rim of the circumcised penis pulling out the vaginal fluids when the penis is pulled out of the vagina. Women may also suffer pain when engaging in sexual relations with men whose penis is curved or bent due to a botched circumcision. Botched circumcisions are increasingly common in the U.S., with the rate of “revision” circumcisions escalating every year. In 2009, there was a 119{07852e6e605eab5487b14855361b49717f1863b3cb5f40601bc93fc2480bbef1} increase in the rate of revision circumcisions. [48]
Circumcision involves the removal of a normal, healthy part of the body that is intimately connected to human love and human bonding. The fact that medical doctors and religious leaders are cutting off the most sensitive part of the male genitals in infancy for no valid health or medical reason whatsoever is indicative of a mental insanity that is now infecting American society. The fact that parents have allowed this to happen is a function of mind control.
It is time to break free from the spell. Our sons have a right to bodily integrity and a right to be healthy, happy, and whole. Ritual sexual abuse in infancy has no place in a moral society. Let’s put an end to this cruelty and abuse now.
Here is a video of an inf
A few video sites reported that at a baseball match in London when a singer sang the US national anthem somebody shouted “Leave Greenland alone!” So I listened to it to see if the voice was audible, strong etc, and I’m sure it was an American accent I heard. To some it may mean little, but to me if an American heckles the US anthem abroad then it’s not going down well with some Americans. The call is heard in the first few seconds and quite a few in the crowd agreed with it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZmFVQKfELpE
That should read basketball match.
The aliens fake is warming up, with a fresh new federal agency to get started, with a budget of course, and guys with guns, led by some wacko female (think ICE); a fed agency very much like ice, will begin to point their space blasters on Americans, in search of imbedded space liens; and the fakery about going to the moon is very stupid, since the space ship will need to be made of a 6 foot thick wall of lead to protect those inside from getting fried by the lethal van Allen radiation belts. NASA is in need of a lot of money, loot the treasury.
FALSE FRONT
since ww 2 the British voters
have been played.
Tory labour tory labour tory labour tory labour
no wonder the jews were laughing
The controlled parties e .g. tory labour lib dens and greens
are finished.
Rothschild knows this so now we have reform
who promise the one thing the people want
the migrants sent home.
The Reform party is a False Front Farage Fake.
Controlled opposition
There are 3 patriotic parties
but only one, reform gets the oxygen of publicity. why ?
because they are there to mop up public support
GB news is also fake.
The last real party for our people was the Natonal Front
No way will Farage send the Migrants home.
LOL..
Because the jewes are running everything now, not just most of it..which is actually inarguable..what passes for reality will more and more resemble some hollyweird shit flick…the big spectacle show biz approach..on screen so to speak..
..because that’s as close as they’ve ever been to managing societies, dazzle ’em with bullshit, mainly because the only experience they have had with managing real societies and not covens of forelocked weevils is the dross that passes for entertainment they fabricate..to pick a pocket or two and which also includes what passes for their talmudic science, to pick a pocket or two and of course the old fave mass slaughter..where plenty of pockets are picked and then buried in mass graves..
unfortunately the moon man bunkum is an old script… and is set for a re-run… so check your pockets..
like the last one it should be comedy gold (shteen)..
By the way..just for perspective…Melon Husk, who opaquely called out the last moon jaunts..has publicly stated that you’ll need 15 refueling stations to get to the moon..yup..real practical engineering not scientism..and that’s before you get through the radiation belt.. in a rocket twice the size of the Saturns..
of course this trip has decided to go with the original 1960’s script… and one rocket and no refuels because last time I checked there aren’t any fucking refueling stations on the way to the moon..
so presumably they’ll be flying on piss and wind..like last time..
They are a mockery of what is considered “good, acceptable, and perfect” (Romans 12:2). All these ppl are wicked. Follow the money and their handlers. Julian Assange has initiated a lawsuit against the Nobel Foundation, for this mockery of just behaviour.
@ chesterton
The moon is less than a hundred miles up, so no refueling stations needed. Of course, this assumes that it is terra firma and could be landed on to begin with and not just a light in the sky.
Anti-migrant patriots who have carried out plots to slash small boats and harass migrants on French beaches have identified a new target for their “patriotic activism” – each other.
The two leaders of a group which had been plotting to recruit “hundreds of men” to join them in travelling to France where they have filmed YouTube videos of themselves attempting to intercept Channel crossings have split up – and are now plotting competing “operations”.
In one corner stands privately educated Daniel Thomas – who calls himself Danny Tommo online – plotting to ignore a ban on far-right activists entering France and sneak groups of men into the country under the banner of “Operation Overlord”.
In the other is Ryan Bridge, who founded the Raise the Colours group, which spearheaded efforts to put England flags up across the country, and is now mobilising his own social media following to take part in “Operation Stop the Boats”.
Thomas was forced out of Raise the Colours last week, shortly after news broke that the French government had barred 10 activists with links to the flag-raising group from entering the country,
Anglian Water has faced significant drinking water quality issues, leading to a record £1.42 million fine imposed by the Drinking Water Inspectorate (DWI).
The company was drawing drinking water from the same rivers it was discharging effluent into
They used cleaning chemicals which could be called harmful
and also used unapproved plastic-based products to coat pipework submerged within drinking water tanks, which later broke down into flakes and powder that contaminated the water supply affecting around 1.3 million people. The DWI’s investigation highlighted poor oversight and lack of staff training, prompting Anglian Water to plead guilty and rectify the issues across its network.
Circumcision and psychopathy
Apart from Jews, many Americans also have been circumcised.
Circumcision may be the “magic touch” needed to turn a jew into a jew.
And an American into the jew-loving abomination and apostasy called a ziochristian who has absolutely no compassion for innocent victims of Jews, not even for christians who on a daily basis are routinely mistreated in Israel.
So, there is more on the “usrael” thing than only economic domination by Jews. It seems to be a psychopathic sado-maso relationship.
Circumcision, a curse on humanity? – the other circumcised people I know of are the Muslims, and you know how crazy and fanatical they can be.