Kit Knightly – Off Guardian Sept 25, 2025
It’s always funny to see Covid in the news, and funnier still to see supposedly normal humans reacting to it as if it means something.
An historical curiosity. Like seeing someone riding a penny-farthing.
But a shocking number of these people do exist, a trip to Covid-twitter will teach you that. There are, apparently, a surprising number of penny farthings still on the road.
Maybe those Japanese soldiers who never realized World War II was over is a better comparison.
Anyway, we have a new variant and a “unique” symptom to discuss. The variant is called XFG, nicknamed “stratus”, and the super unique special symptom?
A hoarse voice.
Yes, that’s it.
I shouldn’t have to tell you that a “hoarse voice” is not a unique symptom. Literally any respiratory infection can make your voice hoarse, as can allergies.
But what’s funnier is that they’re not even definitively claiming it is unique, to quote The Indy:
Some experts have claimed that Stratus can give patients a “hoarse voice”.
I’m going to repeat that, with some added emphasis:
Some experts have claimed that Stratus can give patients a “hoarse voice”.
So, the totally generic symptom may or may not be a sign of “stratus” COVID according to some of the experts. Possibly. That’s it, that’s the whole the news.
This comes fresh off “nimbus” (they decided to switch to clouds from Greek letters, I think to avoid the “pi variant”, but we’ll never know), which had the unique “sore throat” symptom. They tried to call it “razor throat” to be dramatic, but it’s just a sore throat.
Got that?
Nimbus = “razor throat”
Stratus = “hoarse voice”. Maybe.
Lord help you if you get both. I mean, what causes a sore throat AND a hoarse voice? In the autumn. As the weather gets colder. And kids are going back to school.
I’m drawing a blank.
And people – people that are allowed to drive and vote and dress themselves – will be running out to get their autumn boosters over this.
The Plato’s Cave of it all is genuinely fascinating.
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Support Off-Guardian:
“And people – people that are allowed to drive and vote and dress themselves – will be running out to get their autumn boosters over this.”
People ??? Sheeple more like !!!
I never wore a face nappy, never anti-socially ‘distanced’, never got any of the kill shots but had a ball using the empty roads because all of the sheeple were afraid — very afraid 🙂 ha ha ha
Comment of the day:
“markie on September 26, 2025 at 9:13 pm
“Because sane, logical explanations aren’t as much fund as ignorant, low-IQ, fear-mongering lunacy.”
More comedy gold from our resident court jester Mike D.
It is well established that everything the media tells us is true and governments never lie. Believe the govt. or your a kook, right Mikey.”
Well said ‘markie’ 🙂
the XFG wouldn’t be times five G would it?. Just a thought.
A horse is a horse, of course, of course,
Unless you are feeling hoarse, of course
And then of course that hoarse of course is “stratus”!
Now let’s see you cough that up!!!!😉😢🤣👍
Geez… that NHS ‘Nurse Ratched’ ain’t happy unless she’s making your life a misery!🤣
Covid and Kirk Assassination Designed to Divide US
“Charlie Kirk Assassination Fuels Elite’s Reset Plan for Great Depression”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSCyKHsTBAo
Interview of Edward Dowd by Daniele Combone
Dowd – “ ..very curious the timing of it, because we are seeing the cracks beginning in financial system around the globe and this is just another way to divide us. Covid was another way, and DEI, and woke and what we have now is a country which two sides basically had mutual incomprehension, meaning we have our beliefs, they have their and we can’t have discussions. Charlie Kirk tried to bridge that gap and he was killed because of it. The timing of it for me … because we are tracking the end of this bubble and it feels very close to the end given what we are seeing in the real estate markets, and the stock market bubble, the AI bubble. ….I feel that we are on the edge of something big and this was just another way to divide the country. If you look at what is going on. There is the truth and there’s the propaganda. And there is a class of people who to this day believe Charlie Kirk’s murderer was a right-wing MAGA person. And they’re not going to budge from that. You see this divide of truth. …This is purposeful. These algorithms are designed, I believe, to keep people in their own realities.”
Cambone – “How do these assassinations tie into a monetary reset, or a monetary agenda they want to push forward?”
Dowd – “Well, if you’re going to reset the financial system, there will be winners and losers. ..The system is designed to fail. It’s a multigenerational Ponzi scheme. And here we are at the end of the cycle, and these people are responsible for it. They know the system. They designed it. They know that the central bankers and the politicians do not want to take the blame. So, the best way not to take the blame is to do the classic divide and conquer. And there is a great meme that I’ve put out there many time for years that shows a king on a parapet looking down at the pitchfork and the torch people trying to get into the castle. And his advisor leans over and says, “”You don’t have to fight them. You just need to convince the pitchfork people that the torch people want to take away their pitchforks.”” This is classic. That is why this Charlie Kirk assassination, really the timing of it, we are already divided. Covid did a good job of that.”
Yes…
an imbecile of my acquaintance after contracting the imaginary malady…. and cranking several safe and 99% effective deadly toxic injectables… and a fake PCR test administered by a homeless junkie in the opticians car park..
developed a nasty case of covid toe..
which as you can imagine soon metastisised into a full blown case of covid arseholes… he eventually wiped himself out with all the shit roll he’d valiantly battled with housewives and old ladies for in the aisles of asda …
very sad..but not at all unexpected..
There is and never was a make believe thing they called COVID. There is however extreme toxicity in the air, water, soil and our food, not to mention the idiotic belief in vaccines that poison your body at multiple levels. Hard to believe this sh*t continues, but then, just look at the sheople populating this planet.
It is time to get in on the fun. How about a variant that causes the right eye to droop? Or how about a variant that causes impotence? 😄
Love the migrant, love the refugee, love the tranny, love the wretched, love the Jew. Thank you for believing in me for centuries. Your societies are now insane multiracial sewers of scum & freaks.
It seems that contrary to all the claims by the pro-Covid criminals it has been discovered that DNA can be altered by the mRNA vaccine integrating itself into the genome of those who took it.
https://connecticutcentinal.com/alarm-bells-genetic-fingerprint-of-covid-vaccine-found-in-31-year-old-cancer-patients-dna/
What do you do when your NPC second cousins infant is hospitalised for Covid and is receiving 9 doses of antibiotics ? for it, and you Aunt despite being a cripple for 40 years because of medical malfeasance & malpractice as head of the family, still always believes the person in the white coat.
In reality, not very much, you know they will kill the child, you just have to mark your relatives down as unfit to parent, having less intelligence than a parrot.
Its so friggin painful, to be involved by an NPC in their Karma because you share blood,
Girls if only you had read a medical dictionary & papers, instead of watching TV
And not given that parental responsibility away to people & institutions, you know nothing about.
Letters after your name does not mean you do not work for Baal & Satan
Yes, and Covid has some not so unique old symptoms– GULLIBILITY and STUPIDITY — in those who ever believed it was real to begin with.
please Help jewish Rockefeller chemie
+ Pfizer/Moderna from bankrot .
Addendum:
Would it possible to develop a vaccine for stupidity, I would wholeheartedly support that vaccine campaign. Instead of Chemtrails, maybe we could spray pixie dust on the plebs which will convey the ability to see through the bullshit, like a magic truth serum.
O’ Neil says he is not a Flat Earther but he praises Markie, and both attack Mike D (high IQ). I am what the Scum call a conspiracy theorist but Flat Earthers helped me see that illusions inspire people probably more than truths, because truth can stand on its own while lunacy needs loonies
I enjoy reading stories about long covid + fatique
syndrom . believing in their heavenly doctors they
never come to the conclusion that it is not covid but
the jewish poison vaccine from Pfizer/Moderna etc .
they would hate me if I could tell them the truth .
the most women which tool the boosters will be
unfertil or giving birth to punished child for life !
horse sh*t
A migrant has been charged with murder after a missing person’s body was found in a derelict building in London. Daniel Watkis, 39, was arrested on Thursday and charged on Friday after a missing person investigation was launched.
Junior Ryan Coleman was first reported missing on 20 August and his body was found by officers on 19 September, the Metropolitan Police said.
They carried out the search in a derelict building at around 8.17am in Brockley Road, Lewisham. after a post-mortem examination, it was found Mr Coleman had died from blunt force trauma to his head.
A murder investigation was launched on 20 September.
Police suspect gang related rivalry
Watkis has been remanded in custody at Bromley Magistrates’ Court, and will appear at the Old Bailey on 24 October.
send them all home
Jews are getting desperate to control us. They’ve lost. And soon they will lose everything.
Here’s a picture of Lewis Jones
https://www.shutterstock.com/image-photo/young-asian-man-holding-globe-happy-16880071