Off-Guardian – Dec 25, 2024
Welcome to our third Christmas edition of This Week, where we pull out just the most seasonal, tinseliest headlines we can find, take a step back, and laugh at just what a clown world we’re all suddenly living in.
1. Wood Burning Stoves Cause Cancer
Anyone following British news or social media for the last two weeks has probably already seen this story – we mentioned it in our story on the Great Reset:
Terrifying cancer risk of trendy wood burning stoves – as experts warn they are UK’s biggest source of dangerous air pollution
Wood-burning stoves are “more polluting than cars” now, they cause cancer. And birth deformities. And asthma. And make “long covid” worse.
We need rules. And bans. And more rules. And more bans. Yes, OK, we already have regulations on wood burning, but they don’t enforce them enough, and “these people will only stop when they are made to”:
What kind of people burn wood when the Royal College of Paediatricians have asked them not to, for the sake of children’s health? Your middle class London neighbours, that’s who. They won’t stop until they’re made to. Story by @horton_official https://t.co/d7UNMgiYgP
— Fiona Harvey (@fionaharvey) December 19, 2024
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I just can’t believe we’ve lived to see a time where “these people” is being used to venomously describe people who…*checks notes*…burn wood to keep warm.
This is all about clean air, you understand, and not even slightly about the fact wood burning stoves offer energy and fuel independence. That’s just paranoia.
2. …and so do scented candles
Now, maybe you’re thinking, “OK, so maybe my woodburner is illegal now, at least my cinnamon candles make it feel like Christmas”. No such luck, because here comes the Conversation with their mood-killing candle-snuffer:
Scented candles and holiday fragrances may actually harm your home’s air quality
The research is one of those pieces of research which abandons logic in pursuit of some higher truth, and includes this gem of a sentence:
If equal weights of cigarette and incense sticks are burned, the incense sticks produce around four times as much particulate matter as the cigarettes
Wonderful exemplar of the madness of “The Science”, the juxtaposition of technical truth with complete abandonment of reason. Totally disregarding a) that equal weights of incense and cigarettes are not burned, b) the differing nature and composition of their “particulate” or c) the fact people don’t put incense sticks in their mouths.
Anyway, don’t even think about staying warm or smelling nice. You’ll get cancer. And die.
Look out for “improving our air quality” to be a major talking point in 2025. More bans coming.
3. Merry Surveillance and a Happy New World
In the spirit of giving this Holiday Season, the British government has decided to gift us all the long-term comfort of security by promoting their digital ID platform!
From their press release:
Christmas celebrations are set to get a digital upgrade next year, as the UK government plans to roll out a new law allowing pub and bar-goers, as well as shoppers, to use their phones to prove their age when buying alcohol, should they wish to do so. People can continue to use physical forms of ID if they prefer.
See how it’s going to work?
It’s just like the smoking ban, where each year the minimum age to buy cigarettes increases, except in reverse.
If digital ID is the easiest way for young people to prove their age and get drunk, they’ll never need to make it mandatory. Each year the next crop of 18-year-olds will volunteer to be cattle tagged so they can go out drinking with their friends.
Meanwhile, the physical ID that “people can continue to use if they prefer” will be increasingly expensive, subject to longer and longer waiting times to acquire, and probably expire more quickly. Not to mention how bad for the environment the Guardian will tell everyone it is.
4. A Very Climate Christmas
Speaking of the Guardian, did you know “average Briton produces 23 times more CO2 on Christmas Day”?
Of course you didn’t. That’s because the Guardian just paid some people to make it up. Sorry, they “commissioned researchers to write a report” which is totally different.
However it happened, the math exists and is vaguely described. It doesn’t really make any sense if you think about it for five minutes, but we don’t have five minutes. The author quickly rushes us past the numbers and into the opinions.
The Graun has rounded up a few people to talk about how bad Christmas is for the planet. That includes the appropriately named Melanie Nazareth, who warns that people are conditioned into mass consumerism at Christmas time:
“We have been deliberately sold a vision of Christmas that is based on material consumption. We are constantly bombarded by advertising and media that tells us that if we aren’t spending money on things, we are not doing Christmas properly…
Which, to be fair, is a more than reasonable point, if only she didn’t add:
…This is destroying the whole meaning of Christmas as well as destroying the planet.”
I just can’t shake the image of Klaus Schwab, the Ghost of Resets Past, hanging in the air, rattling his chains and wailing “yooouuuu will ooooown nothing and beeee happyyyyy!”
Makes it an uncomfortable read.
BONUS: Scary Turkey Germs
Just when you thought, maybe, you could have a meal or even an entire day without having to be frightened – here comes the Daily Mail to scream:
How your Christmas turkey leaves the kitchen smeared with food poisoning bugs: Grim photos reveal exactly where bacteria spreads – and will make you think twice about scoffing mince pies
The article itself is a joke. They smear blue stuff on someone’s hands, have them use the kitchen, then show the pictures of blue stuff everywhere and say “Imagine this was bacteria! It got everywhere!” like that means something.
Christmas Recommendations
I like to go outside the box with my Christmas suggestions, nobody needs to hear how good The Muppet Christmas Carol or It’s a Wonderful Life are anymore, do they?
In that vein, I would suggest Click and Collect as some gentle, well-meaning fun. Stephen Merchant is always funny. For the edgier side of Christmas, a BBC series of Robert Powell reading MR James’ Ghost Stories is on YouTube and is fantastic.
I’ve also been very interested in medieval/Tudor Christmas and really enjoy listening to Thys Yool, an album of old medieval Christmas music:
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All told a pretty hectic Holiday Season for our New Normal World, and we didn’t even mention the Christmas tree being burned in newly liberated Syria or racist dangers of confederate Christmas decorations.
Merry Christmas Everyone.
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Support Off-Guardian:
‘Voters’ biggest priority for 2025 is clear – for Kier Starmer to stop importing migrants”
Story by Voice of the Mirror
Migrant crisis: More than 700 migrants cross Channel illegally over Christmas and Boxing Day
ALL migrants are illegal
DETERRING MIGRANTS OVER CHRISTMAS
Warning to anyone with migrants on their property – expert tips on how to keep them out over christmas
Having migrants on your property isn’t ideal and most want to ensure theirs is free from the toerags and to protect their children, pets and minimise damage.
Keeping these migrants out of your property isn’t hard if you know how to do it.
Migrants can ruin your home and garden or cause a danger, so especially towards winter, people often look for ways to ward them off. The best way to keep them out of your garden is to plant blackberry bushes so when they drop their trousers to shit on your lawn they get their arse spiked on the thorns they don’t like, this, says Homes and Gardens.
Another popular method is to put up a sign saying ” trespassers will be stripped naked tied up and handed over to homosexuals ”
Two large photographs they do not like are Starmer and Nutenyahu, these pics of hateful racists are scary- you can infuse the photos with garlic and chilli peppers into piping hot water and then spray this to deter them from sharing your space. It can be hard to permanently get rid of toerag migrants but there are many things you can do which will help to get them off your property. One way is to make sure your perimeters are secured so that it is harder for them to get into your home and garden in the first place.
Check for any gaps or holes in your fencing where they could be squeezing through. Some migrants can jump so this doesn’t necessarily mean they’ll be out for good but it can help to prevent access.
Last of all Vote Reform party
PETER MANDELSON TO BE UK AMBASSADOR
The British public is outraged as links between Peter Mandelson and Jeffrey Epstein are made public …
Peter Mandleson known as ” Lord of the Rings ”
Rings is a slang name for boys bottoms
The extent of Jeffrey Epstein’s contact with former UK cabinet minister Lord Peter Mandelson is laid bare in a newly released report that describes repeated meetings between the disgraced pervert
and other Rothschild operatives
support our farmers
dont let starmer starve us
starmer is a dirty jew commie poofter bastard
see
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cM4_mavngc
richard vobes
a must watch vid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dqTRXWu8KUU
Five questions for the thinking man and woman:
https://evolutionofconsciousness.health.blog/
Another good bit from Off-Guardian.
“these people will only stop when they are made to” … True enough. As I say ad nauseum, you get the treatment you allow.
“Anyway, don’t even think about staying warm or smelling nice. You’ll get cancer. And die.” … I got a good chuckle out of that. Sweet blubbering Buddha, what a f*cking mess… The only real way out is torches, pitchforks, and lots of rope, but the spineless dumb-f*cks still think they can vote their way out of this shit show in totally rigged elections. Nothing changes if the Jew still controls credit and currency.
This is so funny.
New knife attack in England–Bletchley area of Milton Keynes.. 2 women killed, boy injured. Don’t know if its wog on white stabbing or wog on wog.
Now Rotschild is pushing another MI5 managed party viz. ‘Reform’ & some crypto-Jew (Farage) on the people, pretending to be some new ‘anti-establishment’ Party, deceiving the white-wing again. You wait & see, they won’t do anything about wog migration either. Its all talk, just like Trump. The only course of action to dethrone ZWOG is the ‘4 Stages to Power’ (riot cum revolution strategy) explained by Nico X.
Nigel Farage erupts as number of migrants arriving in UK on small boats hits 150,000
Story by Katie Harris • 2h •More than 150,000 migrants have crossed the English Channel in small boats recently
This is a separate figure to those who came in ” legally”
The milestone was reached after 407 people made the journey from France on Boxing Day and 451 arrived on Christmas Day.
It means that the boat people alone were 150,243 migrants that have travelled to the UK in recent times apart from those who came by land- the equivalent of a town the size of Blackpool. People are desperate to get their country back and see criminal politicians involved in the people smuggling put on trial
as we all in the west are ruled by jewasslicking
traitors , elected by stupid people , all mandates
have jewish origen + therefore have to be dismissed
by us ! dont follow jewish megalomaniacs from any
atlantic thinktanks (CFR;RIIA;WMF;Bilderberg,WEF, WHO,
Trilateral com, CO2 jewmafia Rothschilds etc) + their NGOs !
george
only problem is ZWOG isn’t going to let the white man obtain power via voting/democracy again–they learned that lesson in 1933 Germany. Only route left is the riot cum revolution strategy as explained by our leader Nico X.
@Seth
the chosen one will lead us
cornelius doesn’t realize Reform is simply another MarxistI5 dead end.
The only viable course of action to dethrone ZWOG is the ‘4 Stages to Power’ (riot cum revolution) strategy of Nico X.
I have two wood burning stoves and I regularly burn osb I also have a five litre 550 hp v8 which I drive very fast and often hahaha
What’s a wog?
A wump of wood.
message to the Disciples of the Watch:
this is your next task–
get Nicos ‘The 4 Stages to Power’ in the hands of the various white fascist/nazi/nationalist type parties of England/Europe.
Have faith for the future is ours.
Believe & Follow.
A.A.
Damien told me to post this text revision:
“…the various white fascist/nazi/nationalist type groups/gangs/parties of England/Europe.”