Kit Knightley – Off-Guardian May 27, 2024
As you all know, the UK is in the throes of campaigning following the announcement of an “election” on July 4th.
One particular campaign promise has already caused a huge stir, with incumbent PM Rishi Sunak pledging to re-introduce National Service – mandatory military or some other community service – should the Conservatives win:
Opportunity. Community. Security.
This is why I would introduce a bold new model of National Service 👇 pic.twitter.com/bNXTLwwBXV
— Rishi Sunak (@RishiSunak) May 26, 2024
It’s caused a huge backlash already, with memes and videos circulating on social media either mocking or protesting the plan.
Not even the usual Tory defenders in the media have come to the governments aid, with defense of the policy relegated to joke hate-figures like Stanley Johnson.
Even the UK military is said to be “divided” over support for the scheme, with one ex-military Chief supposedly calling it “bonkers”.
…and despite this backlash, the Tories have doubled down. Claiming that children and parents could face fines and criminal prosecution for refusing to participate.
So, will the Tories really do it?
Almost certainly not. For two reasons.
1) They don’t really want to.
2) They won’t have the opportunity.
This is simply confirmation that the powers-that-be have already decided Labour will almost certainly “win” the “election” in July.
Sunak couldn’t more obviously have signaled the Tories are throwing the race if he’d included the re-introduction of slavery, cancelling Christmas and banning puppies in his manifesto.
But it’s not just about throwing the vote, it’s also about controlling the conversation. Talk of national service sets up that the country is on some kind of war footing and sells the reality of an “impending WW3” narrative. Something that is also being sold very hard right now. After all nothing rationalizes perpetual deprivation and sells Fear better than a good old war.
Further, it opens the door for Labour to offer some other “solution”. They will claim that the UK military does need to “modernise” in response to the “Russian threat”, but that national service is “an old fashioned response”, or something similar.
Then the newly elected Labour government will dedicate billions in tax payer revenue to some other military program, “updating our nuclear deterrent” or funding cyber warfare programs to “combat misinformation” or sending more “aid” to Ukraine or all of the above.
And everyone will be alright with it because “well, at least they didn’t bring back national service”
It’s an ancient manipulation tactic: Ask for something you don’t want, only to get “talked down” to the alternative you wanted all along. It’s a technique I like to call Lisa’s Limousine.
So let’s be clear: No, they’re almost certainly not going to introduce National Service.
I doubt they have either the desire or intention to do so. National Service is a topic introduced to the national political discussion because it’s so unpopular, because it sells an agenda, because it almost certainly opens the door for an emphatic Labour victory and because it sets up a secondary bait-and-switch “solution” down the line.
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BIBI NUTENYAHU sends his 3 sons to safety during the conflict
he tells them when the land is cleared they must come back with a nice gift for their Mother
Getting back together, they discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly Mother.
The first said, “I built a big house in New York for our Mother The second said, “I sent her a nice new Mercedes with a driver.” The third smiled and said, “I’ve got you both beat. You remember how Mom enjoyed reading the Bible ?
And you know she can’t see very well any more. I sent her a remarkable parrot that recites the entire Old Testamant . It took Elders in the synagogue 12 years to teach him. He’s one of a kind. Mama just has to name the chapter and verse, and the parrot recites it.” Soon thereafter, Mom sent out her letters of thanks, “Milton,” she wrote one son, “the house you built is so huge. I live in only one room, but I have to clean the whole house
“Gerald,” she wrote to another, “I am too old to travel any more. My eyesight isn’t what it used to be. I stay most of the time at home, so I rarely use the Mercedes. And the driver is so rude! Dearest David,” she wrote to her third son, “you are my favourite son, you have the good sense to know what your Mother likes.
The chicken was delicious!”
I think Kit misses the nuances behind this policy.
They don’t like to talk about. 40 million working age, and 10 million working age don’t do anything productive. What’s more, a good chunk lf these inactive sheeple, are the young.
In bankrupt Britain, you need a degree to flip burgers, or brew some coffee, and as someone who moves around in the UK, many industries find is hard to find workers. Factually, these workers are out there, but won’t work.
When Sir Michael Heseltine, olso, a Lordy, wrote a major report on the none participation in the economy. They weren’t working, they weren’t claiming benefits, they weren’t doing voluntary work, and not in education.
It is generally believed that a country borders on collapse, when 26/27% of working age aren’t in the economy, and even worse, this 10 million plus are being supported by parents, partners, wives, husbands, and friends. The cost of this support isn’t the best way to spend these resources.
My take, the Nazi Tories know it’s time to flip the coin, given that Starmer is a paid up Nazi, and he will simply pick up this policy. Starmer knows full well, this isn’t about putting more boots on the Russian border. This is about a home guard, brainwashing, conditioning, medicating future generations of thicko sheeple.
The problem is, sheeple like Kit see this in historical terms, of dingy military camps full of scrawny rams. This isn’t how it’s going to work. First, the UK can’t afford a proper conscripted military. The current military costs a fortune and their conditions are shite.
The other benefit for the Nazis is mass voluntary work. Maybe they’ll be filling in pot holes for Russian tanks? lol
A couple of months ago this conscription lark of peddled in the fake news media for a reaction. This was not a good reaction, so they’ve added this ‘voluntary work’ aspect, to make it more palatable.
Let’s see if Starmer rejects it out of hand, and let’s see if his rejection still stands a year after walking into No10.
I think this is a done deal. The Germans have done it, and some of the Scandi countries. Maybe we’ll see an exodus of 18yr olds to Ireland.
regular soldiers are already saying they will not serve with homosexuals
the PTB have been pushing TV subliminals since the Tony Blair crowd were in power
even in schools the LBGT agenda is being indoctrinated
they have ruined a generation of kids
tightly strapping down girls breasts and boys scrotums before surgery is the worst thing i ever heard
i would niot even do that to carl jones
Telling Sunak or Starmer – or any other scum-sucker that slithers out of 10 Downing St – to “shove it up their arse” SOLVES the “conscription” problem.
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I think what they’re really after is an army of free forced labour. They’ll have a nicer name for it and tell the new young slaves it’s for their own good such as instilling pride, and tell the rest of us it will cut down unemployment when actually it will add to it, as the only ones to gain will be the worst employers who’ll have a free army of labour to pick from and few of them need ever hire labour again. Some young people will never gain a job if it’s introduced, though they’ll probably toil every day for years under this program. So it won’t cut unemployment, it will exploit the free labour of the unemployed who’ll never have a “job”.
That’s one thing I think they want Starmer to do, to introduce this new form of slavery. Another thing I think he’ll be expected to do is privatise the NHS for his party’s American healthcare backers. It’ll save vast sums for British governments to cut taxes for the rich and feed its own military industrial complex, but it will also ensure those who have property but are only “comfortably off” will have to mortgage the house to buy healthcare as they age, and especially if both man and wife need treatment. The parasite class will start gaining middle class properties and businesses or they watch their partners live their last years in pain. When they have the properties of the comfortably off they’ll next go after the well off. Hopefully the Independents at the election and the Workers Party can stop them or we’ll all be fucked.
lord mountbatten possible the worst and most incompetent leader we ever had
said with the invention of the atom bomb
all armies are made redundant
he was instrumental in shutting down our UK aircraft industry
he said since churchill has swapped our ability to run our own country to the americans in exchange for 50 w w 1 warships to fight Hitler, we can rely on the USA to protect us
what a damn fool this man was
Well, you say that but, we are an ‘old folk’ top heavy demographic and, I can imagine that, secretly they just might hold they view that that is just what the youth of today need, having most of them experienced it themselves, now, of course barring the usual, shall we say, ‘machinations’ of the voting process, and we all know how that works, nudge nudge, wink wink, wouldn’t it be a turn up for the book if the Tories got back in? BTW, I think this is highly unlikely as I agree with the author that this is ‘baked in the cake’.
when in w w 2 John Heriopts team broke the german codes
( not allan turing as claimesd)
Churchil lknew which ships would be attacked so he bought whole bunch of rusting hulks from the USA
filed them from the prisons and sent them out to their deaths
we could do the same thing now
empty the prisons, put socialists types homosexuals welshmen and especially men in pink trousers into the front line
( sorry carl jones )
Now tell them you’re bringing back mandatory militairy service .. They are only mocking you .. haha ..
That bell-end voice that started with Blair was reiterated by Sunak, and now Starmer has it even worse, although it does not fit his face. No PMs unless they have it
Fits here best, but will it get published.
This morning the Daily Fail ran one of its regular bullshit stories on Kate Middleton.
In the earlier addition, the quoted paragraph was very close to the top, maybe even the first paragraph. Now it’s been dropped way down this bullshit article.
We are now over 5 months since Kate was seen in public.
“Although there has been no official update on her health since, The Mail understands that the princess has been seen out and about more with her family in recent weeks, which will be taken as a positive sign by many.”
They ‘understand’, do they, and who are the members of her family that she’s been going out with, seen with?
Come on, this is a joke. They tell another lie. She went in for planned abdominal surgery, but this article says it wasn’t planned. Why this change? Because planned would mean they knew she had cancer. One, basic blood tests would show the patient was fighting a significant infection, or cancer, and to go in for abdominal surgery, she would have an MRI scan, so that would show cancer masses. It’s been a bullshit show from start to finish, or should I say now.
So recap on the back story. Kate was having a fling with one of her sisters ex boyfriends. He was found dead in a locked bedroom with a head injury at a family home, not necessarily his home, or even his parents home. The story goes that Kate was pregnant with this chaps child, and refused to have an abortion.
Me, I’ve always believed Lazy Boy Wills was a nasty bit of work, and he’s on record as saying he didn’t believe he could love one women, and it’s known that LBWs has been testing many beds, so Kate does the same, and he can’t handle it. Does the Nazi regime take care of it, or did LBWs fly into a fit of rage and do Kate in, when she refused to have an abortion?
My understanding of cancer treatment, if that’s really what she had, she would either be in remission by now, or be close to death. Remember, they so say found the cancer while doing the abdominal surgery, we know this is bullshit. Yes, they do find cancers by chance, but it’s rare, as blood tests and scans pick them up.
You will note, many medical professionals were surprised by her long hospital stay, but now, the medical opinions are silent, and for a very good reason. Nothing adds up, nothing makes sense, and even more perplexing, LBWs is a miserable SOAB, but recently, he’s looked very chirpy. If my wife was at home with cancer, I wouldn’t be out grinning like a Cheshire cat.
Either Kate, or Kate 2, will emerge, of we will soon get bleak messages and then a well timed official death and a farce funeral. It’s Diana mark 2. The similarities are disturbing.
DYNAMITE NEWS
Putin says he will help palestinians
thank god
while our own Uk zio government is sending weapons and torture equipment to israel
bastards
I suppose the irony of a Radhanite internationalist Indian…throwing the worn old bone of not so National Service into the very thin gruel of contemporary and very contemptible Bri-tish poly ticks..is lost on most..
Of course there is no forward planning.. but plenty of empty suits…nor any objectives outside of breaking down any form of social cohesion… to manage the economic hehe..’transition’…
so unless it’s conscripting rubber ringers to police the peasants, of which there is a probability..I should imagine this bollox can be filed under infotainment… because this latest big top event is not only short on talent..it’s even shorter on credibility…
I think these imbeciles are so far gone that they’ve fallen for their own bullshit…
Should they be manipulating the voters in this way?.
No of course not….democracies necessitate this behaviour so they have to be duplicitous in order to pass contentious legislation.
Don’t be surprised if they suddenly announce Assange is to be released….”demonstrating how committed they are to democratic fundamentals….after destroying his life.
Let’s say there were mass demonstrations across Britain in support of democracy….suddenly you would find Assange released as an escape valve for the building pressure.
yes c arl jonea and his natzis to be taken into the armed forces first
Larry Barnes: I am slightly socialist. I’m not like Starmer the fake socialist, and I’ve never warn pink trousers, and I don’t fancy rams. That doesn’t mean I’m not adverse to the odd threesum. While I was born in Wales, I can’t say that it makes me happy. Wales is poorer today than in my youth, in fact, it’s quite shabby. How does one reconcile ones Welshness with c**ts like Mark Drakeford, or the fact Wales is a more Masonic fiefdom than most of the UK?
This from Forces.Net on NaziTube.
“Realities of bringing back national service are daunting, retired major general says
26th May 2024 at 12:25pm
A retired major general said there are practical challenges to Rishi Sunak’s plans to introduce mandatory national service.
Speaking to the BBC, Major General Tim Cross said: “I’m not against it in principle, but I sense the practical realities are going to be pretty daunting.”
Home Secretary James Cleverly says the Conservatives’ plan to introduce a form of mandatory national service, if his party wins the general election, is about pushing people out of their comfort zone.”
See the Nazi hate directed at the thicko sheeple that they are supposed to represent?
‘Comfort zone’, let that phrase rattle around in your cranium for a few moments.
A destroyed bankrupt economy. A dysfunctional housing market. Rampant inflation, loss of personal freedoms, which sheeple paid for over the decades while we were members of the European Union. The right to travel and work within the EU, and there’s so many other massive negatives that thicko British sheeple have suffered, and a few. A GP system that does not work, an NHS which is more preoccupied with treating Nazis from the war in UKraine, and the green sham global warming policies which are crushing our former way of life.
But here we are, this Nazi C**t called James Cleverly doesn’t even recognise the fact that most thicko sheeple are way out of their comfort zone.
There’s a line of thought, which I have also expressed on here in comments, that the real PM is Lordy David Pecker Pigs Head Cameron, and that the Nazi deep state doesn’t trust him one bit, and this is why Cameron was brought back. Sunak has called a General Election, because he wants no part in WW3. So as soon as Starmer the Nazi wins, Sunak and his family will quit the UK for good. I’ve always said that Sunak never fitted in with MI6, and he only ended up in No10, because of a rapid succession of ousted MPs. Lizz Truss’s economic revival plans, good or bad, they didn’t fit in with the BIS (Bank of International Settlements.
They’re NOT bringing back Conscription???
JUST as I was getting ready to dust off my old pith-helmet & climb into my khakis…
and relishing the thought of giving those camel-jockeys in Khartoum a damn good thrashing… AGAIN!!
😡
@Carl Jones
Interesting speculation on the Windsor soap opera there.
“The story goes that Kate was pregnant with this chaps child, and refused to have an abortion…”
I would certainly be interested in being shown other info on this if it is available.
It was so much easier for Henry VIII. The word is, Catherine Howard was beheaded because she didn’t support Aston Villa.
Yes, Simon, I’ve heard that rumour too. Another such circulating, is that Jane Seymour was executed for supporting Aston Villa too eagerly, in particular, it is said, Yorke, Boateng and Benteke.
I know you’ll hate me for this post. I plead insanity.
Yes there is a lot of suspicious stuff surrounding Kate….Kate’s mother is partly to blame by lining up the daughters for marriage to rich cunts…..particularly the Windsors who have a habit of murdering people who get in the way…..an established pattern of behaviour over hundreds of years.
And Kate is or was the best of a bad lot.
All this stuff is bound to come to a head sooner or later….the drunken escapes of Princess Margaret started the ball rolling…including sexual intercourse with the crypto jew Mick Jagger.
The Windsors are a rum lot.Freddy Windsor looks like a freak from a horror movie the product of a failed breeding experiment….he got married to an attractive Jewish actress….but intelligent which is usually not the case.Harry the bumpkin married an intelligent octoroon….
So it looks like the Windsors are heading for trouble….
Kate made the cardinal error you dont get mixed up with the Windsors…..a Guy Fawkes with good knowledge of explosives might be a good exception.
REMEMBER…The Windsors are very definitely crypto jews even going as far as getting circumcised by a rabbi.
so how does this guy make it that Kate Middleton is a natzi ?
he should pack his pink bondage trousers and leave the comments
The Final Solution
Terminate the “Bank of England” and its parasitic Usury
Government creates our Money/Credit DEBT-FREE/COMPOUND INTEREST FREE
Cancel ALL EXISTING DEBT
Terminate Oligarchic Media Control
Terminate Marxist Social Engineering
Terminate Culturally Alien Immigration
Create a Government truly dedicated to the welfare and prosperity of “We the People”
Wouldn’t you agree it would be worth trying the above suggestions ?
the photo above : BRITISH RIDICULOUSNESS
no more britain rules the waves .
unemployed unproductive eaters ? unemployable ?
the talmud jews have good idea : 1000 slaves for
every jew . (the moslems think not different )
@ Carl..
Obviously we’ve all worked out you are a Welshman that defected..even if you are a Taff rather than a Gog..and would probably be held in contempt by a Northerner or Cymry Cymraeg (Wales that is)…
It’s also obvious that you are an ex council worker and armchair socialist that loves London because it allows you to Lord over provincial rubes that vote Tory whom you term nazis..and who probably worships Neil Kinnock and thinks John Smith was murdered ..but not by Lord Levy and Gordon Brown…
Your obsession with sheep is explained by all the above…and you probably have a daughter called Anwen or Sian…
Am I right?….
Top photo:
Monty Python skit?😂
Nat Turczak: yes, all very noble, but the problem with a new regime, be that from new political parties, they will be infiltrated.
The only way to stop infiltration, is to set up a party with just one policy. The policy, come to power, and within 6 months, ban all parties and bring in a tightly regulated system of independent MPs, with sheeple who actually originate from where they represent.
When we try to work out: is there a real conflict or are they “all in on it”, it is impossible, because the bankers have to create a “balance of power” where each country or zone can be the debt-collector of the other (therefore a requirement for some real antipathy) but at the same time control the politics of each country under the same roof
The term “balance of power” is never used correctly today; the cack journalists just think it means the state of play in international politics, but the key word is “balance”, an equality, for mutual threat value, and wars of any length if desired. The banker needs the potential for both equality and antipathy between the two manipulated countries or zones