Kit Knightley – Off-Guardian May 8, 2024
The British government has issued a new guidebook to all sitting MPs to help them spot “conspiracy theories”.
Leader of the House Penny Mordaunt MP, who commissioned the guide, has warned that:
The proliferation of conspiracy theories across the UK is deeply disturbing. They are deliberate campaigns to spread disinformation and fear […] If they go unchallenged we risk the public being conned and their wellbeing potentially damaged. These campaigns are also a threat to the health of our democracy. It is essential that we give the public and their representatives the tools they need to combat this phenomenon.”
And claimed the aim of the new guide was to:
protect the public from the damaging effects of misinformation and safeguard the integrity of our democratic process,”
Which sounds just lovely, doesn’t it?
Oh, and just in case any of you are still caught up in the party politics illusion, the guide has full cross-party support, the Shadow Leader of the House called it “a must-read”.
The report was co-written by “experts” representing several non-governmental organisations, and fact-checkers including:
- FullFact – funded by (among others) Google, Facebook and the Open Society Foundation.
- The Institute for Strategic Dialogue – funded by (among others) the Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation, Google, Facebook, over a dozen national governments and the UN.
- Global Network on Extremism and Technology – The academic research arm of the Global Internet Forum to Counter Terrorism, a thinktank “designed to prevent terrorists and violent extremists from exploiting digital platforms”…and which is funded by (among others) Facebook, Amazon, Youtube and Microsoft.
In short, it’s all a rather incestuous funding pool of the same handful of tech giants and billionaires paying “experts” to tell them what they want to hear.
But we probably shouldn’t judge until we’ve read the “guide” itself, which is tricky because it doesn’t seem to be publicly available (seriously I looked everywhere, if you’re aware of a copy online post it in the comments and we’ll add it the link here).
Fortunately, our old friends at the Guardian have given us a little taste, here’s three things they’re warning about.
The Great Reset, which the Graun describes as…
…a vague set of proposals from the World Economic Forum to encourage governments to move to adopt more equitable policies, the concept has been hijacked by conspiracy theorists claiming it is a bid by a small group to exert control.
…which is wonderful, because it’s essentially admitting it’s true and then pretending it’s not.
The Great Reset is, indeed, a WEF initiative. It was launched in June 2020 with the backing of world leaders and captains of industry, it aims to totally and completely rebuild the way our society works, including how we travel, what we eat and where we live.
You can read about it in Klaus Schwab’s own words here, or see their handy diagram:
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How is that NOT “exerting control”? How does one go about transforming the farming, travel, taxation and employment policies of every nation on Earth without “exerting control”?
Eating Insects is another “conspiracy theory”, apparently. With the Guardian warning that:
[conspiracy theories] have included claims – fuelled by attempts to reduce meat consumption – that the WEF wants to make people eat insects.
The only problem being that the WEF really does want people to eat insects:
Like, a lot:
You know what? The Guardian wants people to eat insects too. So does the BBC. And Time. The list is endless.
This is – to use an overused word – gaslighting of the highest degree.
They are at once saying “hey, we all need to eat insects to save the world”, and then claiming anyone who repeats it back at them is a conspiracy theorist.
To encompass how mad this is you have to picture it being done on an interpersonal level.
Imagine a double-glazing salesman comes to your door, wearing a double-glazing company logo and holding a double-glazing sales catalogue and says “I think you should buy some double-glazing”.
To which you reply, “No thanks I don’t need any double glazing.”
At this point the man screams “Double glazing? Who said anything about double glazing!? You lunatic!” storms off down the path, gets in his double-glazing van and drives away.
It’s just that insane.
Climate Lockdowns are the third “conspiracy theory” the Guardian warns us about, claiming:
The ISD identified “climate lockdown” as the catchphrase for the conspiracy that the climate crisis will be used as a pretext for depriving citizens of liberty.
But climate lockdowns are not a conspiracy theory either, they were first posited in a report in October 2020 published by Project Syndicate and the World Council for Sustainable Development. The proposed lockdown included banning private vehicles, the consumption of red meat and “extreme energy-saving measures”.
Since then we have been inundated with peer-review studies, claiming lockdown is good for the environment.
The Guardian itself headlined, in March 2021:
Global lockdown every two years needed to meet Paris CO2 goals – study
It was such an unpopular story that they sneakily changed the headline.
It’s fairly clear that “climate lockdowns” are far from a conspiracy theory, that they were planned and then abandoned (or delayed) due to public anger at the first lockdown.
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So, it looks like at least three of these “conspiracy theories” MPs are being “warned against” are actually…true. At least partially.
Oh well.
Still, it’s reassuring to know that unnamed experts from billionaire-funded NGOs are writing “guides” teaching our elected officials about the dangers of wrongthink.
What a great way to “safeguard the integrity of our democratic process”.
Hat tip to Edwige, who posted this story in the comments yesterday.
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We live in a highly secretive world, and the UK is one of the most secretive.
The Nazi police fail to act unless they get instructions from the Lodge, and Nazi public inquiries are accepted coverups.
This is probably a response to Richard D. Hall sending every UK MP a CD.
Very hard for Nazis to carryout legal acts when some are very vigilant. Be that Tanweer’s £120k, secret NHS Nazi wards, or MI6 exporting Porton Down made Covid.
The truth, most so called ‘conspiracy theories’ are just ‘criminal conspiracies’ Penny Mordant is one evil bitch, and is probably destined to lead the Nazi Tories when their term/turn comes around next.
While I don’t think about such scenes, I can vision Mordant engaged in Satanic rituals, be they sexual, or sacrificial.
Do they teach the idiots about conspiracy facts, aka the truth!?
“Page 1, rule 1: Don’t visit the Truthseeker website.”
That this book is issued to MPs is interesting. What can we say of MPs generally and specifically though?
a) They are all self-serving. Someone quoted the Tory MP concerned about “paying her mortgage”. I understand one of the rats has jumped ship.
b) They invariably “talk a good game”. At least in terms of impressing the average intellect. I recall witnessing the acceptance speeches of two Labour candidates in 2005. Their insincerity and cultivated level of what should be said, showed to me that part of the mechanics of immediate power apprehension is not being genuine –being false. Their skill sets seems to be composed of acting/lawyer type posturing.
c) The extent to which individual MPs really understand the true dynamics of how they are allowed to stand for parliament by the party system and how they may be stupid/narcissists simply wrapped up in their own smugness is the big question for me.
I imagine that they are gradually led by the nose in terms of what they can say and do. Minor infractions such as being drunk or visiting prostitutes will probably not be frowned upon as they give MI5 leverage if that MP “declares for Palestine” or criticises the jab. Overall they will seek to “protect” their income and seek out — or have offered to them — compromising corporate jobs.
I further imagine, that only a small fraction are initiated into deeper understanding of the deep state. At what level in government there would be a true understanding of events like 7/7 or the murder of David Kelly, one imagines, is limited. Individual MPs are maybe like low level freemasons: they know on what side their bread is buttered, so they might not appreciate the deeper questions of say the Ukraine.
From the ranks of MPs, like the ranks of the police and masons where promotions will arise, cabinet positions will go those of particular dispositions. It seems those with severe sexual deviations in addition to the “skills” they have are encouraged even further. And again this helps MI5 with their leverage via their “files”. I believe the publication, “Private Eye” might be a clearing house for MPs who transgress, and who are given the “Orwellian exposure” treatment to get rid of them. (I took out a subscription for a year and it was all “climate warming” and “pro-jab”. )
When liars are caught in their lies, they always try to shift the blame to others.
Every politico in every country in Europe and elsewhere is an out and out traitor and deserves a traitor’s fate.
To say conspiracy theories are a separate class of ideas is another conspiracy meant to debunk conspiracy theories but it just adds one more to a long list.
Imagine, a British politician worried about the people being conned!
Guess they don’t want any competition. Hang the lot of the slime is what I say.
Just when you thought those lickspittle pissants in Parliament couldn’t possibly get any more pathetic…
they now have to coached how to spot “Conspiracy Theory” Heretics by none other than that silly cow Grande Inquisitor’ess Penny Morgue! 🙄
Presumably this book will have little pictures they can all colour in together at lunchtime in the dinner hall..with large text and no big words that might confuse them…written no doubt by misery anna sprung and edited by pedophiles at the BBc..
the fraggles in the House might even get a little badge and tin foil hat they can all wear in the bar..in the afternoon..when they all get gruesomely pissed and compare their big pharmer portfolios and the wads of cash and ‘shares’ that mysteriously just appeared in their accounts…after a ‘meeting’ with Albert bourla..
…after they finish theatrically flinging shit at each other in their performance art gig… and signing off on the next piece of mordant legislation prepared for them by the drooling hunchbacks in the ‘City of London’….to destroy what little is left of the open air migrant camp/prison camp and soon to be absolute utter shithole the performance artist cunts are busy shafting…for the jimmy Savile row suits in the Shitty of Lumpen..
yes indeed…
BRILLIANT exposé of Leftist BS – but it is like Carl Jones and his ‘nazis’ – simply pointing out in Plain English that they are talking cobblers merely makes them ‘double down’ on it.
On the subject of ‘Conspiracy Theory’, I have been asked to share this – that Alan Turing, you know – bent as a £50 note –
‘WINSTON CHURCHILL ordered the UK prisons to release all prisoners
for his decoy ships in W W 2 war effort.
Aan Turing did not break the enigma codes, this is a lie
Polish code breakers made a start then Heriots team in the UK did the rest . Turing was just one small cog in the wheel
his codebreaking efforts saved him going back to prison for abusing teenage boys.
Churchill aquired 50 some naval sources say 100 mothballed US ww 1 battle ships
in exchange for US control of the UK in perpetuity
These ww 1 battle ships were in a shocking state
but filled with the criminal riff-raff of the prisons
were the ideal decoys for the German U boats
and were sent out to occupy them while the real British ships
were kept safe
Lord Mountbatten was a complete pain, he kept pushing for more money for British war ships
while others said now we had the German codes the RAF could bomb everything Germany had on the ground
To sacrifice these men and ships for a war that had sod all to do with us
it was between germany and russia was an act of great evil’
conspiracy theories – when will the apologies for mps realise it is an oxymoron – it is either as theory or a conspiracy. it cannot be both
They think that by denying, distorting, and hiding the truth they can restore public trust and confidence in themselves, and to all of the unelected masters they serve. The only light and information they will allow to illuminate our minds as to what is really going on, is what they will allow to be disseminated, which is either that they manufacture or which they thoroughly filter and censor, and which is always designed to deflect, mislead and to keep the public in a constant state of uncertainty, fear and befuddlement.
The authorities are having increasing problems controlling the official narratives and are clearly caught up in the obsolete modelling of top-down autocratic and centralized controls. Even the leading technocrat control freaks such as Schwab and Harari have not caught on to what is really going on (WIRGO). Reality is real and not made up by our little minds which are reflective. What we call the truth is that which we believe corresponds to reality and our understanding of it. The human mind is forced to discard that which is inconsistent, and despite efforts to overload us with false information to maintain centralized powers and controls and controls over us, the truth has this habit of breaking through all of the lies and distortions, and shinning with its full brilliance right in our faces – like dark clouds being blown away by the breath of God.
Covid showed us the power of truth though the free, instant, and uncensored information disseminated through the internet. We have seen one official, fake, and mistaken narrative crumble though the free dissemination of consistent facts corresponding which to our own mass and personal experiences. Our rulers cannot and will not understand or accept this process, as it clearly signals the exposure of all of their crimes and lies, and signals a more equal distribution of power to the people through a more open dissemination of knowledge, allowing people to exercise more responsibility and control over decisions they make concerning their vital interests and their loved ones. They see their own centralized powers, elitism, prestige and self importance waning with the free, equal, and unincumbered distributism of knowledge and information, and so as the light shines more and more on their stealth, all they can think of is to exercise more censorship, more controls, more lies, more mass deceptions, putting themselves more above, distant, out of sync, and removed from the people.
Remember what Schwab said during Covid. He was speaking for all of our lying and deranged rulers. “By 2030, you will own nothing, and you will be happy.” He was saying that they, the ownership class, those who make money and narratives out of nothing, will decide everything which matters, and that before them we are really nothing.
Such as ‘anti-vaxxers’ using Haitian voodoo to compel AstraZeneca to withdraw their ‘vaccine’ from the public domain under the pretense of ‘blood clotting’ and subsequently denying the masses 9f their precious protection?
“The proliferation of conspiracy theories across the UK is deeply disturbing. They are deliberate campaigns to spread disinformation and fear […] If they go unchallenged we risk the public being conned and their wellbeing potentially damaged. These campaigns are also a threat to the health of our democracy. It is essential that we give the public and their representatives the tools they need to combat this phenomenon”.
Talk about the pot calling the kettle black. These fucking bastards are evil beyond description.
Oh, that is indeed rich, so thoroughly reminiscent of the old Jew con of crying out in pain as they plunge a knife in the back of a “goy”:
“The proliferation of conspiracy theories across the UK is deeply disturbing. They are deliberate campaigns to spread disinformation and fear…..protect the public from the damaging effects of misinformation and safeguard the integrity of our democratic process,” … well, if they are referring to the Jew-controlled media and/or the Jew-controlled cartel that hijacked the govrnment, then they are spot on.
“Leader of the House” Penny Mordaunt fully deserves to be thrown into the street, stripped naked, have her kneecaps, jaw, and elbows shattered, get vigorously sodomized by Dindu and the Migrant Boyz, her tongue cut out and nailed to the door of that festering sewer known as Parliament, get dragged through the streets by her ankles, rolled in pig shit and salt, then hanged from a stout tree branch, streetlight post, or bridge. Then proceed to do the same to 90% of the treasonous scum in the building.
Whenever some dumb-f*ck says “conspiracy theory” or tries to label me a “conspiracy theorist”, I firmly let them know I operate in the realm of probability truth.
“The report was co-written by “experts” representing several non-governmental organisations, and fact-checkers” … Fuuuuuuuuck Yooooouuuuuuu! If the legions of dangerously stupid should have learned ANYTHING from the Convid-1984 war upon them it’s that anyone labeled as an “expert” by media or government cartels is a hack pedaling only steaming bullshit and mass formation psychoses.
The list of “fact-checkers” and “experts” are a real Who’s Who of the Satanic Inversion All-Stars, including FaceBorg, Jewgle, George Demon-of-Destruction Sorrows, Bill Gatestein and his syringes of doom, the Jew World Order UN, and so on. Who on earth would listen to a f*cking thing ANY of those festering assholes of degradation and destruction would say? Oh, yeah, the loathsome stool samples in that museum of treachery and treason known as Parliament.
If only V for Vendetta was a documentary…
New “Bullshitter’s Guide” Teaches UK Muppetts to Label Facts as “Conspiracy Theories”
Kit Knightly and Hit Knicely – On-Guard, May 8, 2024
DISASSOCIATED PRESS – The Brutish junta has issued a new “Bullshitter’s Guide to all shilling MPs to help them ignore the truth by labelling proven facts “conspiracy theories”.
Leader of the Mouse, Punny Mordant Mup Pet, who commissioned the guide, has warned that:
The knowledge of our criminal conspiracies spreading across the UK is deeply disturbing. There are deliberate campaigns to spread correct information and hope […] If they go unchallenged we risk seeing the public come after us and our unwarranted wellbeing potentially damaged. These campaigns are also a threat to all the rackets, scams and fraudulent practices of our demonocracy. It is essential that we give the public and their representatives the fools they need to combat this fact-based truth phenomenon.”
And claimed the aim of the new “Bullshitter’s Guide” was to:
Shield the public from the consciousness raising effects of fact-based information and safeguard the secrecy of our demonocratic processes.
Which sounds just lovely, doesn’t it?
Oh, and just in case any of you are still caught up in the party politics illusion, the “Bullshitter’s Guide” has full cross-party support, the Shallow Leader of the Mouse called it “a Musk-read”.
The satire was co-written by “experts” representing several non-governmental whorganisations, and fact-chuckers including:
FoulFact – funded by (among others) GagaGoogle, Facegook and the Open Asshole Foundation.
The Institute for Strategic Bullshit – funded by (among others) the Bill & Melinda Hates Foundation, GagaGoogle, Fakebook, over a dozen national governments and the UN.
Global Network of Extremist Technology – The quackademic research arm of the Global Internet Forum to Foster Terrorism, a stinktank “designed to allow terrorists and violent extremists like the WEF, the WHO, the US ‘government”, the UK “government”, the israeli “government” and most other ‘governments”, to exploit, subvert, censore and otherewise neutralize digital platforms”…and which is funded by (among others) Facecrook, Amazom-B, Joutube and Macrosoft.
In short, it’s all a rather incestuous funding pool of the same handful of crime giants and billionaires paying “experts” to tell them what they want to hear.
But we probably shouldn’t judge until we’ve read the “Bullshitter’s Guide” itself, which is tricky because it doesn’t seem to be publicly available (seriously I looked everywhere, if you’re aware of a copy online post it in the comments and we’ll add it the link here).
Fortunately, our old fiends at the Gordian Not have given us a little taste, here’s three things they’re warning about.
The Great Reset, which the Gordian Not describes as…
…a vague set of proposals from the World Terrorist Forum to encourage governments to move to adopt more homicidal policies, the concept has been exposed by conspiracy noticists claiming it is a bid by a small group of narcissistic, psychopathic, megalomaniacal assholes to exert control.
…which is wonderful, because it’s essentially admitting it’s true and then pretending it’s not.
The Great Reset is, indeed, a WTF initiative. It was launched in June 2020 with the backing of corrupt world dealers and traitors in industry, government, mass-media, academia and law “enforcement”. It aims to totally and completely destroy the way our society works, including how we travel, what we eat and where we live.
You can read about it in Santa Klaus Schwab’s own words here, or see their handy diagram…
Kit Knightly, Hit Knicely & Voltman Plutonymus for DISASSOCIATED PRESS
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🐐RAGECAST 451 + How To Kill 5 Billion Humans – The Covid BioWeapon + Is Earth Disaster Coming Soon? – Stuck in the middle with jews
https://grizzom.blogspot.com/2024/05/ragecast-451-general-jeremy-mackenzie.html
Joe Bribem & The Bribe Tribe – AIPAC of Thieves, The Self-Immolating Kind + White Man, Save Yourself – Salamandren – Revolution Time – Son of Enos –
https://grizzom.blogspot.com/2024/05/joe-bribem-bribe-tribe-aipac-of-thieves.html
Carl “Natzis everywhere” Jones should listen to this:
Lucas Gage on Nazis v Zionists
Rense Videos
https://rumble.com/v4n7nso-lucas-gage-on-nazis-v-zionists.html
EVERY SINGLE ASPECT IS….
https://rense.com/general97/flyersb.php
The Suckermouth Catfish can hibernate and dry out, but when it comes back into contact with water… it will “come to life” again!
https://t.me/LauraAbolichannel/57377
Telling the truth has become an antisemitic act.
Voltman
Fascinating but not entirely surprising that ‘Conservative’ Fox News, out of all the MSM outlets, treats the Alien/UFO hypothesis seriously.
The Globo-homo Guardian that is being referenced in this article won’t want any of this to be true – because Politics is bunk, and that is all The Guardian has to prop up its unreal Globalist ideology – this abstraction that we call ‘Politics’.
But if there really are these advanced Life Forms that can traverse dimensions, their technological superiority shows up all our ‘political’ systems as the nonsensical Wizard-of-Oz hoaxes they are.
And the entire leftist ideological Card Tower collapses, because there is no Root – no foundation of Reality – to any of its warped Class/Ethno/Gender pscycho-fantasies –
https://www.foxnews.com/us/las-vegas-alien-videos-previously-missed-detail-proves-authenticity-expert-says-you-cant-deny-it
As it is, Political Conservatives are rather stupid people – because their intellectual foundation has a basis in reality as acknowledged by all stable civilisations in History, so they should not be labelling themselves ‘conservatives’ and then diluting and eventually helping to destroy their own foundation.
You then get this sort of inanity occurring on a regular basis :-
https://www.spectator.co.uk/article/cameron-shines-at-gay-marriage-reception/
and
https://www.reuters.com/world/uk/another-british-conservative-lawmaker-defects-opposition-labour-party-2024-05-08/
The Traditional is far more in line with genuine advance than what is termed ‘Progressive’.
This can even been seen here, with nominally Communist but in fact small ‘c’ conservative China now far exceeding the decadent West in terms of technological nous.
There is a circle to be drawn around stable ‘traditional’ cultures and any truly advanced exo-planetary dimension-hopping civilisations there may be out there – and for sure, the likes of the WEF , the UN and all the other interconnected Communistic Wolves in Pansies’ clothing will be left right outside that circle, with nowhere to collapse but inwards and downwards into their own logical-nonsense worlds.
Voltman: no thanks.
Fox is “reformed” .. like Twitter X .. wartime laws and the media .. Musk and Starlink are close connected to the USSF .. there is the UFO connection.
the enemies within the gates
the enemies outside you can see from the watch towers
but those inside are the ones to worry about
the 5th columists muck spreaders the shit mongers and truth twisters like carl jones
these are the traitors to watch for
most conspiracy terrorists were true from
bombing false flag of USS Maine in cuba
over FD Roosevelts fraud to Pearl Harbour .
over to Hitlers false flag incident on radio
Gleiwitz to alegetly zionist helpers to Nazis
Kristalnacht [Henry Makovs reflections] .
over to W Churchills tricks
We can be sure that the liars that be will use the word ‘conspiracy’ correctly when they surmise that their downfall is due to an organized conspiracy against them.
Fact Check: All politics is a conspiracy not a theory; to obtain power, hold onto it for as long as possible ; and to do as much damage to dissenting or analytical voices as possible.
Why else are so many politicians throughout the nations & ages outright psychopaths or at the very least, sociopaths with no conscience other than their own needs and self-pity? Conspiracy Practice.
But don’t worry, Sir Keir Sunak will soon be Prime Minister in Britain representing No Labour, replacing that awful tyrant Sir Richlite Starmer of the Conrussophobic Party. The new PM won’t allow any thinking, demonstrating or dissenting and will have zero tolerance for those who are not paid up Warwhores. Only we know what is good for you.
‘tresmegistus on May 9, 2024 at 2:35 pm
conspiracy theories – when will the apologies for mps realise it is an oxymoron – it is either as theory or a conspiracy. it cannot be both.’
Exactly! I have been saying this for years. One can only have a theory of a conspiracy.
Musk definitely knows some things about other dimensions.
This :-
‘tresmegistus on May 9, 2024 at 2:35 pm
conspiracy theories – when will the apologies for mps realise it is an oxymoron – it is either a theory or a conspiracy. it cannot be both’
https://w4mp.org/2024/05/08/cross-party-support-for-conspiracy-theory-guide-aimed-at-mps-peers-and-candidates-launched-today/
The above link takes you to the ‘guide ‘
Hope this helps
I am still a bit fascinated by “Alex Jones” (Bill Hicks) and he certainly serves to give the Scum some material about “Conspiracy Theorists”. I chose to watch some of the videos again about his transformation of thirty years ago, including a new two-hour one. It is his fake voice that turns me against him the most: war, or a man with a naturally deep voice, provoke him into making it even gruffer, while his whole message is to do nothing except send him money. He even bullied his audience (like BH) with the words, “If you won’t buy the products, fuck YOU!!”, and that was in an advert
Thanks Katherine. Useful.
Hopefully these small threads which the establishment issues, may one day come together to form the proverbial rope with which they may hang themselves…
Katherine on May 10, 2024 at 7:34 am
MANY thanks, Katherine.
The term “Conspiracy Theory” is not objectionable: conspiracies are secret so we cannot study them without employing some theories. The thing I do object to is all the simpletons in the media who say “conspiracy theory” when they mean “conspiracy”. In a reflex they add the other word
Katherine’s link deserves a separate post of its own here.
The fact that they are headlining an ‘Anti Muslim Hate “Charity'”‘ on the front page despite the utter irrelevance (no mention of Anti-Muslim “Conspiracy Theories” in the Chapter Headings) very clearly signals who the despised and designated Enemy is . (Yeah. another ‘Conspiracy Theory’ , I know)
It IS tough, you know.
I am white, male, heterosexual, British by birth and baptised Christian, but I was BORN this way (apart from the baptism bit, obviously)
‘Next year in St. Petersburg ‘ (anti-semitic ‘trope’ there, I suppose)
Simon and Guy . My pleasure .
Let’s hope they will , sooner rather than later!