Off-Guardian – March 31, 2024
Our successor to This Week in the Guardian, This Week in the New Normal is our weekly chart of the progress of autocracy, authoritarianism and economic restructuring around the world.
1. Climate Change is altering time!!!
A new study published this week caused multiple papers to run headlines along these lines:
Climate change is altering Earth’s rotation enough to mess with our clocks
That particularly egregious example is from the Washington Post, but CNN, the New York Times the BBC and many others went the same way with it.
It’s pathetic clickbait nonsense. Here’s an accurate summary of the situation:
The truth is that micro-alterations in the speed of the Earth’s rotation mean we add and remove so-called “leap seconds” every few years. They have added 27 seconds in this fashion in the last 45 years. They were due to add another in 2026, but new calculations show it may not be needed until 2029.
One study published in Nature claims this potential change might possibly be caused by melting ice caps which are allegedly due to climate change which is theoretically anthropogenic.
So while the papers report “climate change is altering our time”, the more accurate headline would be “our time is altering less than we expected, and one guy thinks maybe it’s because of climate change.”
But I guess that’s not a catchy title.
2. “Flexitarian” Diets to save us from climate change
Speaking of climate change, the Guardian reported earlier this week that:
Plant-heavy ‘flexitarian’ diets could help limit global heating
Yes, yet another study has found yet another establishment-serving conclusion:
The researchers found that adopting a flexitarian diet could lower methane and nitrous oxide emissions from agriculture and lower the impacts of food production on water, nitrogen and biodiversity. This in turn could reduce the economic costs related to human health and ecosystem degradation and cut GHG emissions pricing, or what it costs to mitigate carbon, by 43% in 2050. The dietary shift models also show limiting peak warming to about 1.5C can be achieved by 2045 with less carbon dioxide removal, compared with if we maintain our current diets.
For those of you wondering, a “flexitarian diet” is supposedly a diet which “focuses on whole, plant-based proteins and other minimally processed foods, while enjoying meat, dairy, eggs and fish in moderation.”
It’s basically how they are going to pitch quasi-forced vegetarianism to people who don’t want to stop eating red meat.
The Guardian article quotes Professor Jason Hill of Minnesota University, who gives us a hint on how they plan to subtly twist the rhetoric on red meat [emphasis added]:
“The overall food system has many players…There’s the producers, the consumers who choose what to eat, and in the US especially, the government, which supports the type of agriculture that leads to excess production of red meat.”
See, they’re not going to forcibly reduce the amount of red meat people eat to the point of near-rationing, they’re just going to stop “excess production”.
Slimy language.
3. Baltimore Bridge Collapse…the first of many?
You likely already know about the cargo ship crashing into the Francis Scott Key Bridge in Baltimore, causing a collapse of a huge section of the span.
The internet has been abuzz with theories and discussions. The predictable crowd are blaming immigrants, and others blaming capitalism. Maybe it was an accident, maybe it was a conspiracy.
Did you see it in that Obama film? Was it because of a cyber attack?
Whatever the truth of the situation, there’s no denying it’s already being used to further the ever-present anti-human agenda, specifically the forced scarcity driving up prices. As the Daily Mail reports, the collapse has “wreaked havoc on the supply chain”
Global shipping has been being sabotaged for a few years now with crises – or claimed crises – being blamed for a quite deliberate policy of increasing the basic cost of living.
CNN is now warning that “1 in 13” of America’s bridges are vulnerable to such collisions. Is this true? Will there be more “accidents”? Will there be some super-corrupt trillion-dollar “bridge refurbishment bill” passed in the near future?
Or are they just trying to scare people?
The situation mirrors the Boeing “leaks”, which I half suspect were put about to discourage people from flying.
BONUS: Missed point of the week
Today CNN published this piece on the historical Jesus’ skin color, and rarely has a point been so thoroughly missed. It contains this beauty of a sentence:
In a rapidly diversifying multicultural America, more Christians want to see a Jesus that looks like them.
Never before has our society’s collapse into a self-worshipping narcissism been better illustrated.
If you can only relate to the Jesus who looks like you, there’s no hope for you anymore.
It’s not all bad…
It’s Easter, the chocolate-delivering rabbit has been, daffodils are flowering and Ben Hur is being endured the world over. That’s nice to think about, isn’t it?
I made a carrot cake.
Here’s some Beethoven.
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All told a pretty hectic Easter week for the new normal crowd, and we didn’t even mention hot cross buns being a fire hazard or TikTok’s new campaign against “misinformation”.
There’s a lot of change in the air, a lot of agendas in the works, if you see a headline, article, post or interview you think is a sign of the times, post it in the comments, email us or share it on social media and we will add it to the next edition.
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I was pontificating about dangerous fake news. The above is a good example where the Off Guardian doesn’t want you to miss a single worthless piece of mind numbing data. None of it is worth scrutiny.
“The truth is that micro-alterations in the speed of the Earth’s rotation…” Ha ha ha, and how exactly is that measured?
Question: Why are some months longer than others?
Question: Why does February get one day more in every four years?
Question: Why is April 1st known as April Fool’s Day.
Answer: Because the Gregorian Calendar is a load of BS. In earlier epochs there were 13 months of 28 days each and April 1st was the first day of the new year.
Now they’re saying the ship that brought down the bridge is laying over a high-pressure gas pipeline which could be split when they try to move it after the bridge wreckage has been cleared. I think it’s probably too much reliance today on digital controls with no physical over-ride. But if it’s not sabotage then at least it’s a serious dose of karma and God knows those nasty spiteful Yanks have been in need of that.
New Normal – this morning I have been asked to share this –
‘George Fenwick has been a freind for over 50 years
when he retired from work he started voluntary work collecting for the RSPCA
He told me that the LBGT people had said sex with animals was OK unless cruelty was involved
they said they would sue the RSPCA if they said other wise.
How so they know no cruelty is involved, George told me that sex with animal holidays in wales has been going some time.
not believing this i wrote to
Michael Ranger
Wesh sheep shagging hoilidays
Rhoslan
Greoslon
Caernafon
N Wales
Michael Ranger is Michael Cohen a retired jeweler
I am very against anything like this on principle.’
We can argue all day about Ethics and Theology – it is simply Good vs. Evil
Go to full screen on videos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JebyNOvJmCM
Baltimore Bridge ” collapse ” — shades of 9/11
Ship takes hard 60 degree turn to starboard, straightens out and crashes directly into stanchion — no accident . Collision was used as cover for demolition.
https://rumble.com/v4lyi1e-baltimore-francis-scott-key-bridge-false-flag-points-of-controlled-demoliti.htm 2 minute vid
Sorry this is in French , but he nicely identifies points of demolition on bridge trusses. Looks like thermite shape charges were used to cut steel beams on trusses. You can see ends of beams on fire for a second or so. One damaged stanchion is not going to cause the entire truss portion to collapse and break apart in sections like popsicle stick bridge. . Why would the far right section of the bridge collapse at all when it was undamaged ? The center truss span was cut off to the left of the middle right stanchion. The far end of the right truss section starts to drop before the inner part closer to ship impact ???
Interesting someone was in place ahead of time to film this for us
Ship could have bee hijacked by Arabs with boxcutters and burning diesel fuel melted the steel . Maybe Larry Silverstein bought the bridge from the state of Maryland six months ago and took out insurance for ship collisions.
The main portion and SE part of NAmerica are shifting, lot of hot earth on the W Coast. ‘Governments’/interested parties with agendas in need of ‘oppertunities’, aĺl wait for the last separation of the Atlantic rift, lots of P8 sniffers are up 24/7 in Europe. Besides damaging the integrity of bridges, movements can derail trains and ships can change course because of motion, sometimes at the same time like the train derailment near Oklahoma City and the barge crash on the US-59 bridge .. Sloshing do waters occur. You can expect all bridges along the Missisippi to go down, it,s a main faultline widening up.
@ Tony O’neill
Good points — That’s why prefixes for Sept thru Dec.are not in accordance with 12 month Gregorian Calendar
Sept- ember should be 7th month
Oct – ober 8th month
Nov- ember 9th month
Dec-ember 10th month
Climate change is BS and earth is not rotating
For the record, Islamic accounts of the Night Journey (Isra’ and Mi’raj) describe Jesus as fair-skinned. I used to fall for the NatGeo-type claptrap of “he must have been dark” etc. I don’t anymore.
For goodness sake, the Turin Shroud is forensic evidence of how Our Lord appeared.
It precisely delineates each Station of the Cross.
I know it has been Officially Debunked, but that is straight out lying.
There is not just one bit of evidence but across a whole swathe of scientific, historical and even artistic disciplines.
>>> “The truth is that micro-alterations in the speed of the Earth’s rotation…” <<<
LMFAO
Earth is FLAT U DAMF!!
Time 2 wake the HELL up
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Space is Fake! – Conspiracy Music Guru
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WcqKUhU0WDc
You'll wake up someday – Steve Falconer and Alex Michael
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1-fD3KOjso
Hope U do! Waking up I mean..
@ markie … Very interesting video, the one with the French narration of what appear to be demolition charge points. That the cartel “government” wrapped up their “investigation” in a matter of a few hours is quite telling.
From the article: “The situation mirrors the Boeing “leaks”, which I half suspect were put about to discourage people from flying.” … Well it’s not working. I was in a few airports over the past week and most of them were a cluster-f*ck, jammed packed with mostly people of stunningly declining dignity, as were the planes.
One of the airports was, most unfortunately, Philadelphia, which is a total shit-hole…the airport and the city. I knew I was in a leftist controlled dystopia because, well, I already mentioned it was a shit-hole, but there were FAR more brain-dead covidiots still lurking than I’m used to seeing. One dumb-f*ck broad in that festering dumpster of an airport, a black woman probably in her 50s, not only had a diaper on her face (and possibly two) but a f*cking plexiglass face shield as well. What in the actual f*ck? Not only that, while I was in that decrepit city, I was in a rather posh hotel in the historic district that had a pretty good restaurant and bar…except at least two of the waitstaff had diapers strapped to their mugs. What?? I found it to be disconcerting and disgusting. Anyway, on my journey home, it was glaringly evident that the further south in the cuntry I got, the fewer covidiot imbeciles I saw. On the final flight leg to my home area from Atlanta, there wasn’t a face-diaper wearing retard in sight. Needless to say, I’m happy to be home and hope I don’t ever have to go back to the Northeast part of the cuntry and its moronic populace again. The best thing that could happen at this point is Chabad Vlad actually pushes the button and incinerates the eastern seaboard from North Carolina on up to Greenland….with, please God, a double helping to Washingstein District of Criminals.
The bit about the earth’s ‘rotational glitch’ affecting clocks sounds like something out of Cartoon Network. So does the ‘flextarian’ diet of more plant based foods with some meat amidst all the restrictions being placed on farmers to have their fields go fallow & ranchers to curb cattle emissions.
Thank you so for the Beethoven. A reminder that there is still ultimate beauty in the world.
one of the shroud of turin experts i believe it was dr robert bolt said the man in the shroud was fair hared anglo saxon
not a jew
BTW sheep shagging clubs had existed in wales for some years to my knowledge
the jews tried to introduce sex with animals into germany, but hitler puta stop to it
and they had big book burnings of all the filth
There’s something Off about Off Guardian…well.. I suspect they are paid by the WeF or some other acronymic ghoul train probably in crypto..
Yet another suspicious organ that popped up for the convid party staffed by swizzlers..and like the rest sells doom and gloom and spices the stew with shit..
Jam packed with pabulum scribbled by the usual hacks and all the dubious gatekeepers that fouled the mental space for years..
perennial gatekeepers like Cj Potemkin and Ronnie Corbett with a supporting cast of absolute simpletons and literary vermin…when I investigated their means of funding which took about 6.66 minutes.. or a two finger scotch..
They mention in their blurb that they are funded by donations and Alternative Media..yes alternative media funds them!..hehe.. whoever that may be..
…so presumably that’s the CiA…
What is it with the fully-clothed male musicians and the bare shoulders and backs of the females? Do you have to flash some flesh to get people to go to a classical concert these days?
How do you set the auditorium temperature? Let the men sweat a bit and let the women shiver a bit?
The time intervals in the Solar System are random relative to each other, and humans have used fractions to home in on correct measurements e.g a year is roughly 365 days and a quarter and a 400th, as CLEVER people worked out, and as I was told in childhood by an older relative. An exception to the randomness is that the moon turns at the same speed as it circles the Earth
@ Lewis Jones
The entire heliocentric model is bullshit . But according to Kepler’s laws of planetary motion , allegedly the moon’s orbital speed increases and decreases because it’s orbit is elliptical. When it’s orbit is closest to earth [perigee ] it’s orbital speed is faster than when it’s furthest away [ apogee ] because of the magic of grabbity. Therefore, the moon’s rotational speed must increase and decrease to compensate for change in orbital speed in order to keep one side continuously facing earth. Do you really believe the moon spins faster and slower to stay perfectly in sync with orbital speed ? The moon is just a light in the sky with opposite properties to that of the sun. .
Stop trolling the helio model Lewis , it’s science fiction ,
@ Markie
“Sept- ember should be 7th month
Oct – ober 8th month
Nov- ember 9th month
Dec-ember 10th month”
These are the 7th > 10th months in the Vedic calendar…are remnants of a global Vedic civilisation / in the Vedic calendar
CIA O
The “Without History” channel The Annunaki Origin / 2 days ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CWGpxvHIDwo
3.30 “The Annunaki who were they?…..Gilgamesh …. his hair growing thickly like the corn…
4.08 “Sir Henry Rawlingson deciphered the cuneiform script / he also revealed that the Sumerians were the original cicic & terranian people he called Kushites / this fact got surpressed …
…only in recent years with the reeximination of Rawlingsons work & the added perspectives of genetic findings / linguistic studies & analysis of cranial remains that we can now identify with confidence the true origine of the Mesopotamian civilisation…
The true originators of the Epic of Gilgamesh were black Africans who migrated from the Nubio -Kemetic civilisation complex …”
Rawlingson (5 April 1810 – 5 March 1895) / British East India Company army officer, politician, & Orientalist, sometimes described as the Father of Assyriology.
CIA O
@Gab real Jones
Don’t get it . Those prefixes are latin ,