Kevin Barrettt – The Unz Review Nov 30, 2023
In the illustrious culmination of his 100-year career, Henry Kissinger arrived in Hell today and was immediately appointed Satan’s National Security Advisor.
Kissinger will spend the rest of eternity devising futile diplomatic ruses and stratagems aimed at enhancing Hell’s nonexistent chances of defeating Heaven.
At a press conference announcing the appointment, Satan said that even though he knows he doesn’t have a chance in Hell of succeeding in his long-standing Global War on God (GWOG), he nonetheless hopes that Kissinger, by injecting notes of gravitas and realpolitic into the Kingdom of Hellfire’s infernally hopeless strategic and diplomatic efforts, will at least make the doomed enterprise more interesting.
Back on Earth, American president Joe Biden expressed hope that Kissinger’s mission to Hell would open up a new chapter in US-Hell relations. “Since we just paid Israel to murder 20,000 Palestinian civilians, and provided the weapons, the Devil must be looking fondly on America at this critical juncture in our history,” Biden said. “We have high hopes that Henry Kissinger will soon broker an agreement inaugurating a new era in which America and Hell work closely together to achieve our common goals. As I’ve always said, ‘If Kissinger can go to China, he damned well can go to Hell.”
Asked about his impressions of Hell, Kissinger quipped: “I’ve been to some Third World countries seeking nuclear weapons where things got almost this hot.” He added that when he arrived in Furth, Germany, as a US soldier right after World War II, he wondered where all the Jews had gone. Smiling wickedly, the Gehennan immigrant who instantly rose to become National Security Advisor quipped: “Now I know.”
Much as I am minded to post graphic descriptions of excruciating tortures that I would like to see this PoS subjected to in the infernal regions, unsurprisingly, this is not going to happen. Hell has been preparing for this moment for some time and I suspect that there will be weeks or even months of celebration, feasting and debauchery to welcome the arrival of their treasured son. He will be embraced to the bosum of the evil one before being seated at his right hand as a very senior member indeed of the team. Unfortunately, that is very bad news for us in this world as the evil one now has direct access 24/7/365 to HK’s evil and twisted mind and that means we will experience a significant increase in the exercise of evil on us surviving down here. People of good intention, be afraid, be very afraid. Is anyone going to save us? It certainly ain’t going to be Jesus.
“Kissinger Arrives in Hell”
And I say: Goodbye you slimy kike; enjoy eternity in hell with your pappy Satan. But don’t worry you won’t be lonely; many of your tribal kin are already there as more will join you over the course of time.
7 Dimensions of Hell
1st level
Causing harm to individuals
2nd level
Causing harm to parts of society
-as in large scale fraud
3rd level
Causing harm to large parts of society
e.g. adulterating food or medicines
4th level
Organised harm to parts of society
e.g. gang warfare/drugs/violence
5th level
Instigating others to cause harm to society
e.g. corrupt media /corrupt politicians
6th level
Causing harm within (mind/body) to part of a nation
(e.g. toxic, lying propaganda, toxic vaccines)
7th level
Causing harm to a nation as a whole
Lowest realm pertaining to the strictest of punishments
(inhabitants tormented indefinitely by other more powerful demons)
Without the shedding of blood, there is no forgiveness for sins. The Old Testament blood sacrifices for sin only prefigured the blood shed by the death of the Messiah. The blood that Jesus shed was the perfect and only sacrifice that God the Father would accept for the forgiveness of sins. If Kissinger had not repented of his sins and accepted Jesus Christ as his Savior, then he is surely in the depth of Hell now, with eternal pain and torments.
Their God (Jehovah) grants these Jew ghouls like Kissinger long lives.
the sheeple dont understand : THERE IS NO HELL
SOMEWHERE ELSE ! only hell is here on earth .
you have to learn it very quick or over millions
of reencarnations like the hindus . jesus father
has many mansions for all kinds of crazy people .
News Break !!!!!!!! Dante’s Inferno is now being drastically modified to accomodate Henry K. More news as it comes out !!!!
Somehow, satire seems like an inappropriately humanizing milieu for the consideration of immaculate evil.
Leo Hohmann and Kevin Barrett, among today’s authors, nonetheless, choose to approach Kissinger’s career, as if it were better mocked than given measure of analytic probity.
I sense an unreconciled fear in their bluster, unworthy of God and unbefitting to a truthsayer, in their lacklustre, self-attending spiel.
Barrett, in particular, might, more honourably, recognize that Allah and YHWH are the same entity and that the poison in Kissinger’s heart, likewise, seeps through his.
The idea of Hell enables every fat, lazy Christian to say to our enemies: “Rot in Hell Scum-bag, God gonna deal with you, oo yah, The Devil gonna rape yo ass fo etornitty” a la Alex Jones, at his desk shouting, never doing a thing
Good send off by Mike King:
https://realnewsandhistory.com/anyt-11-30-23/
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Henry Kissinger is dead, finally, how did they keep that bastard alive so long?
Did he go to hell? No, because hell does not exist. Like, sin, and heaven, hell is ONLY a theological construct to control your behavior when you are alive. The state works with the religious authority to mind control you into obedience.
Henry Kissinger didn’t deserve a trial, he should of been hunted down like a jackal, and executed on the spot. But not one person of 8 billion had the fortitude and balls to kill that bastard.
For instance Bibi Netanyahu is a serious long term war criminal, he has personally caused untold suffering on millions, many people who he has bombed have lost whole families, wives, children, etc. And no one has taken it upon themselves to kill the bastard, and after all he is just a man who bleeds like any other.
Furthermore all these people who think some “god” who created the universe of tooth and claw would punish a warlord doesn’t understand how this place works. The lion eats the lamb. That is the “law” of God, that is how this place we exist works. Thus, a warlord who dominates and kills is acting exactly in accordance to the rules of this universe. So why would God punish that? He created it that way!
Once again, let me poke these Bibletards who read this, your book is giving a very skewed view of reality. Is there really good or evil in this world? A lion killing a lamb is not evil, it is just the way it is, a natural thing. Some animals are predators and some are prey. That is the real law. The Judah Lion kills the Christian Sheep. That is how this place works until the Christian sheep organize and get a gun and shoot the Judah Lion in the head. But you see, they won’t, because the sheep are taught not to kill, and not to judge, and instructed as a holy command to let God take care of it. Well, where the hell is the Divine in Gaza? No where! God is AWOL and doesn’t give a shit. Sorry, if you think otherwise, you are wrong! God allows evil to thrive until you, the good, do something about it.
Holy books are written to discourage/prevent regular people from killing the criminal elite, by believing in a punishing afterlife god they put off their own judgment/action/retribution onto a deity.
So if you delight in HK going to hell, great, but he was not prosecuted while alive.
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Adding a little bit–Kissnog was allowed to live to a hundred by every Christian in the world: they all have their hands tied by a lot of fiction and blabbermouth pastors
Dante, Marlowe, Lewis, Milton, Christ & others were foolish enough to describe what it’s like to have hell to pay.
From Reuters Dec. 2 2023 : Breaking news from Dantes Inferno.!!!!!!!!!!!!! All Life Time participants in Dantes 9 Levels in Hell have been offically released to make room for Henry Kissenger. This is official !!
From Rooters Dec. 2, 2023: Breaking News from Dantes Inferno !!!! All Life time participants in Dantes 9 Circles of Hell have been officially released to make room for Henry Kissinger…. This is official !!!
The Hell described here is Kissinger’s idea of Heaven. He can go on forever devising and strategizing; no moment of peace and tranquility will interfere with his ghoulish making-bad-things-happen. To make him suffer, you’d need a cold, pitch dark iron box with him in it, and recordings playing forever things about him but not addressed to him, like, “Kissinger? What a loser” and “He’s actually pretty stupid.” No audience? No acclaim? No effect on anybody? Not even on any thing? That would hurt forever.
He is not. Period. He became as if he had never been, dead. Gone forever. Still Christ Jesus has saved every son of Adam, all the children of Abraham are guaranteed life as well. No Jews will there because they are not the children of Adam, let alone the children of Abraham.
Kissenger was a Jew, and is gone forever.
Satire somehow soothed this savage, ( Gehennan immigrant really did it for me), the piece suits!
But sadly enough, the realities of karma and reincarnation got left at the gate(s). And the legions of lawyers that must have been waiting…