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By Savant – Irish Savant April 25, 2022

We live in challenging and uncertain times. The Great Reset, far from being a fantasist’s nightmare is now upon us, bringing with it the Fourth Industrial Revolution. Many hitherto rewarding and secure careers are no longer either rewarding or secure, being outsourced or replaced by robots and/or AI at a dizzying rate. With this and my readers’ welfare in mind I’ve been working feverishly to identify promising new career opportunities. Like bioethicist and fact-checker.

And now by Jove I think I’ve discovered another! Yes, I foresee glittering opportunities for the role of Hate Hoax Facilitator. The market is clearly there and the rewards almost limitless. The need for the role arises from the disparity between actual instances of hate crimes and the resources available to console the victims of such crimes. In other words not enough real hate crimes to soak up the limitless funds offered by guilt-tripped GoodWhites. Said victims, assisted by lawyers with names like Steinberg and Shapiro, will be able to shake down one or more institutions for reparations to offset in some small way the ‘hurt’ and ‘terror’ occasioned by the hoax. Self-flagellating GoodWhites will be only too happy to fork out and – crucially – few if any questions will be asked

So why, you might ask, do the intended victims not carry out the hoax themselves and thereby cut out the middleman? Well in common with most other things blacks aren’t very good at either the planning or implementation side of things. Too many lucrative opportunities, as Jussie Smollet would quickly acknowledge, have gone abegging through the lack of basic organisational skills. Spray-painting the inside rather than the public-facing side of dorm doors, boasting about the hoax on social media, using their own email account to issue threats to themselves….you get the drift. Hence the need for the Facilitator role. Said role requires few skills other than avoiding ebonics in the threat or ending it with “noamsane?”. The fee can be substantial, up to 20% of the victim’s restitution award. Yes, there is a degree of risk but it’s very slight. Nobody in authority wants to be seen as – Heaven forfend! – racist by questioning the victim’s account or the extent of her (it’s usually her) suffering.

So off you go, the harvest is great, the reapers few.

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