Off-Guardian – Jan 3, 2022
New plans, announced before Christmas, will require every secondary school pupil in the UK to take an on-site Covid test when school resumes after the Christmas break.
The government plans, allegedly to “monitor” Covid infection in students, go on to suggest that every child should receive a follow-up test 3-4 days later.
The tests being used are lateral flow tests, which have repeatedly been shown to be completely unreliable, and can test positive using apple juice or coca-cola.
There are roughly 3.5 million school pupils aged 11-16 in the UK and they plan to test them all twice.
If just 2% of them test positive just once, the media will scream about 140,000 new “cases” of Covid in children.
Further, the “recommendations” suggest children should then continue to be tested twice a week, every week, or “more frequently if asked to do so”:
Secondary, college and university students and education staff and early years staff should then continue to test themselves twice a week, and more frequently if they are specifically asked to do so, such as in the event of an outbreak.
At least 7 million lateral flow tests per week, every week.
It’s not hard to see where it goes from there, with the headlines blaring that lack of social distancing over the holidays gave rise to a “fourth wave” (or would it be fifth? I’ve lost count).
I would start preparing for a new lockdown, if I were you.
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So what will be on the swabs? Thicko sheeple and their lambs.
I can almost smell another lockdown coming here in Toronto. I’ve been asked to keep my malodorous assertions and inferences to myself as I’ve been more vocal at work lately. Deriding the alleged ‘omicron’ variant and pointing out to associates that it’s manifesting in the fully vaXXXed.
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This article is correct. More tests, more CONvid cases, more fake news fear porn, more draconian government measures. This sh*t must stop, now!
There was a time the individual should consent for any medical intervention, or his parents when dealing with minors. We didn’t figure out we were happy back then.
The schools in Cheshire already test pupils twice a week and have been since before Christmas.
In a recent article on a Covid-deniers site (Miri Anne, 1st Jan 06:20) a woman tells of a recent chat with a taxi driver. Amongst other interesting things he said he had to contact his doctor’s surgery to make an appointment for his daughter who was sick, and the receptionist insisted no appointment was available for the next two weeks. Minutes later he rang back to make an appointment for a booster which he had no intention of taking, and was told an appointment was available the next day. So much for our health, eh?
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Hey ZOGUK!
Leave those kids alone!!!
Yup, get ready for a tidal wave of new “cases”, even though 99.99% of the kids tested will be completely asymptomatic and at zero risk of dying from the covaids, but at a substantial risk of very serious adverse reactions and side effects, including lots of them dropping dead, from the psychopathic toxic sludge injections.
In a sane world, such ritual abuse of children would result in the abusers being thrown through windows at the school, having the shit kicked out of them right there in the yard, then hitched by their ankles to the back of a vehicle and dragged to a landfill.
I happened to drive by one of those urgent care clinics in my travels today and the parking lot was chock full of covidiot morons waiting to be “tested” for whatever the f*ck they think they’re being tested for, It sure isn’t for coviaids, though they think it is. I slowed down to take a good look at the herd of imbeciles and cowards, and the only illness evident was of the mental variety. I loudly mocked them as well, of course, because it wasn’t Be Nice To The Dangerously Stupid Day on my calendar.