Irish Savant – March 4, 2021 irishsavant.net
Are you a lying unscrupulous sack-of-shit looking for employment? Your are? Well you’re in luck because a glittering career as an Approved Fact Checker awaits you. Don’t worry if you’re not very good on facts. Actually that work to your advantage because a knowledge of and commitment to factual information would be a disadvantage in this fast-growing profession. Let me explain. Your job essentially is to debunk conspiracy theories, or more accurately, to convince your readers that you’ve debunked them. As you’ll see there’s a big difference. Understand that a conspiracy theory is anything that contradicts the positions taken by your deep-pocketed paymasters such as Bill Gates and George Soros.
Here’s how it works. Say there’s a conspiracy theory going around that the Covid19 vaccine is actually a sterilisation mechanism to help Bill Gates reduce the world’s population to 500 million – which explains why he’s invested so heavily in the project. Your job is to convince your readers that the theory is without foundation. This might seem daunting – after all you have no expertise in this area – but in reality, even by undertaking no research, you can convince 90% of your readers by way of the following boilerplate response heading.
DEBUNKED! Our research revealed no evidence that Bill Gates conspired to use the Covid-19 vaccine for sterilisation purposes! [Note: It’s essential that the word ‘debunked’ be capitalised, be in bold format and – most important of all – be followed by at least one exclamation mark]
And that’s more or less it. 90% of your readers will read no further, your paymasters will be happy.
However you will need, for two reasons, to pad out your report with at least a page of backup material. First the pesky remaining 10% will want to know the basis for your DEBUNKED! claim, and second, even for the 90% that doesn’t read any further, a big block of text adds comfort and reassurance and a spurious sense of authenticity. And how do you populate this block of text? Well initially you’ll feel challenged by some basic facts such Gates being on the record as wanting to see the world’s population reduced to 500 million, his undisputed heavy investments in vaccines, and that even vaccine manufacturers have admitted the ‘possibility’ (read: certainty) they could contain a sterilisation agent.
But, as Ronald Reagan used say, let’s not talk about that. Instead list out testimonials to Gates’ philanthropy, cite some of the bought and paid for ‘independent experts’ who’ll passionately vouch for his genius and altruism. You can fill half a page with that. And, as a bonus, copy and paste it into future Fact Checks. Second, simply find a single obscure point upon which the conspiracy theory is wrong or even unsupported. For instance you find that the Bill And Melinda Gates Foundation and not Bill himself financed GAVI. Bingo! Categorically assert that “DEBUNKED! Our researchers have found no evidence of contributions by either Bill or Melinda Gates to GAVI”.
As an added bonus those who understand your game will be few in number (although that number is growing rapidly) and, more important, will have been banished from the public space, unable to dispute your research, destined, like Thomas Gray’s rose, to waste their sweetness on the desert air.
Armed with this guidance go forth and built your new career.
Irish Savant —
So great that you are back.
And no doubt they will try to sink you, de-platform you again, and continue slandering you with nonsense like “You bad racist you!”
There’s a lot more of us supporting you than slagging you. And it’s terrific your getting some comments now. Commenters at your site were always a joy.
Best regards,
Franz
Happy, that you’re back Irish.. Really missed your satire !
What Irish Savant describes is “Democratic Centralism,” a structural model for political organization, favoured by Bolsheviks.
In the Communist Party, registered members attend periodic caucuses, where central committee functionaries oversee the instruction of the gathered faithful. The membership is mandated in what to say in public; how to publically say it and when it can be openly said by the foaming apparatchiks.
The communist rank-and-file volunteer their compliance to the received orthodoxy because doing so is itself the received communist party member orthodoxy. Ideologues depend on migratory attention in the empty-bellied.
Prior to demonstrations, sit-ins, pickets, trade union meetings or whenever competing revolutionists assemble for conference, the communist caucus hardcore is briefed on precisely what to do, how to do it and where it should be done by injunction of the greater nous. So say we one, so say we all.
It’s rather noticeable that communists confuse unity and uniformity and during time of terror, render to free thought the attribute of treachery and to dissention the character of the most dishonourable wickedness, sparing no opponent nor apostate.
The same Democratic Centralism stranglehold is the service model now preferred by departmental big-tech. Regional management is told exactly what to tell the local functionaries, who entrain the apprentices into the requisite mind-set, as befitting a professional-standard crusader. The novices are schooled in the strictures of template answers and the comforts of crib sheets. They’re drilled at intervals, during Common Sense training sessions, upon the value to the world of silencing the uncontrite, hatefully racist, transphobic and deplorably intelligent meme-provocateurs, trolls and conspiracists, who lurk in dark corners everywhere.
The cocksure school-leaver perceives his own sense of benevolence, imagines he’s on the good side and draws satisfaction of the stature the zeitgeist endows him. He’s not, however, disposed of the cognitive acuity to discern that while he’s heroically censoring humanity, he’s let his attention slip and without really noticing it, he’s now fully integrated into the machine-mind.
Memo to all employees from The Supervisors – “The idea that men can’t have babies is a long-since debunked conspiracy theory. Although it is only theoretical as yet, advanced scientific modelling has proven, without disputation, that uterus-transplantation can facilitate pregnancy in women who were formerly men. Therefore, in cases where gender binary women claim exclusivity in motherhood, they are here forward to be classified as Category 2 ‘Transphobic Aggressors’ and as such are in violation of the universal terms of service.
In keeping with the spirit of progress, the term ‘birthday’ is now designated as Category 3 ‘Gender Insensitive’ and the substitute, ‘earthday’ should be used instead. Remember too that it is considered anatomically incorrect as of Friday, to speak of ‘fallopian tubes.’ This has been officially deemed an archaism, offensive to women who were formerly men. The correct terminology is now ‘feminazi tubes.’
Failure to assimilate any new definition is in violation of the universal terms of service, punishable in the first instance by a fine not exceeding the sum of one year’s salary. A second infraction is punishable by Pfizer injection. Shalom, bretheren.”