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henrymakow.com – Feb 3, 2020

I Married a Feminist by Mike Stone

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The wedding was great, all that I’d dreamed.
I had no way of knowing how bad I’d get reamed.
I loved her, yes, that much is true.
How was I to know she’d dye her hair blue?
A nose ring came next, followed by tattoos.
Where was my wife? What did I lose?
“You’re married,” I told her, “You look like a joke.”
“The reason you think that,” she said, “is because you’re not woke.”
“My hair and my nose ring and all that you see,
Are a break from the past, they show the new me.
I don’t like this marriage, I feel tied down.
And from your face, wipe off that frown.”
“I want a career, I want so much more
Raising our children is, oh, such a bore.”
“That’s your job,” I told her, “it’s what mothers do.”
“I knew it was a mistake,” she said, “to get married to you.”
Her new career was spending hours on the web
Posting pictures of herself, half naked in bed.
When I saw what she was doing, we had a big fight.
It lasted all day and into the night.
“You’re a mother,” I told her, “how can you do this?”
“Incels pay money,” she said, “so I blow them a kiss.”
She drowned me out singing, “I’m a woman, hear me roar,
Men sending me money, doesn’t make me a whore.”

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