The humiliation of Mohammed bin Salman: Yemeni army captured over 2000 Saudi troops in Najran
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Yukon Jack
on October 1, 2019 at 2:05 am
Crown “headchopper” Prince Mohammed bin Salami called his bestest buddy ZOG Emperor Trumpenstein, let’s listen in to this top secret phone call:
Prince Salami – “Hellwoo,is this my friend Donoold Troomp?”
Trump – “Yeah, it’s me, the Donald, how’s my favorite towelhead doing, you have trouble with them Hooties?”
Prince Salami – “Yes, praise Allah I still have my golden throne, but your Patriot missiles no stop Houthi drones. Now we have lost half our oil sales, I can’t afford those F-35s.”
Trump – “Want some more troops? We gotta protect our oil, uh I mean your oil. ”
Prince Salami – “Noo, we want some tactical nukes like the ones you gave Israel. How much?”
Trump – “No problem, buy some more F-35s and we’ll throw in some free nukes”
Prince Salami – “OK, sounds good, stop in any time and can you bring Ivanka again, I enjoyed her very much”
Crown “headchopper” Prince Mohammed bin Salami called his bestest buddy ZOG Emperor Trumpenstein, let’s listen in to this top secret phone call:
Prince Salami – “Hellwoo,is this my friend Donoold Troomp?”
Trump – “Yeah, it’s me, the Donald, how’s my favorite towelhead doing, you have trouble with them Hooties?”
Prince Salami – “Yes, praise Allah I still have my golden throne, but your Patriot missiles no stop Houthi drones. Now we have lost half our oil sales, I can’t afford those F-35s.”
Trump – “Want some more troops? We gotta protect our oil, uh I mean your oil. ”
Prince Salami – “Noo, we want some tactical nukes like the ones you gave Israel. How much?”
Trump – “No problem, buy some more F-35s and we’ll throw in some free nukes”
Prince Salami – “OK, sounds good, stop in any time and can you bring Ivanka again, I enjoyed her very much”