{"id":84633,"date":"2013-11-19T13:41:06","date_gmt":"2013-11-19T13:41:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thetruthseeker.co.uk\/?p=84633"},"modified":"2013-11-22T09:52:46","modified_gmt":"2013-11-22T09:52:46","slug":"jewish-light-bulb-jokes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.thetruthseeker.co.uk\/?p=84633","title":{"rendered":"Jewish Light Bulb Jokes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><!--[if gte mso 9]><xml> <w:WordDocument> <w:View>Normal<\/w:View> <w:Zoom>0<\/w:Zoom> <w:DoNotOptimizeForBrowser \/> <\/w:WordDocument> <\/xml><![endif]--><\/p>\n<h1 class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: center;\">Gilad Atzmon &#8212; gilad.co.uk Nov 19, 2013<\/h1>\n<h5><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.thetruthseeker.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/light-bulb.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-84634\" title=\"light bulb\" src=\"https:\/\/www.thetruthseeker.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/light-bulb-200x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thetruthseeker.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/light-bulb-200x300.jpg 200w, https:\/\/www.thetruthseeker.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/light-bulb.jpg 299w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 200px) 100vw, 200px\" \/><\/a>In the light of the darkness in Gaza, here is a collection of Jewish Light Bulb Jokes<\/strong><strong><br \/>\n<\/strong><br \/>\nQ: How many Orthodox Jews does it take to change a light bulb?<br \/>\nA: What is a light bulb?<\/p>\n<p>Q: How many secular assimilated Jews does it take to change a light bulb?<br \/>\nA: My grandmother, who lived in a Shtetl changed lightbulbs. Today, we get a Goy to do it.<\/p>\n<p>Q: How many Israelis does it take to screw in a light bulb?<br \/>\nA: 26: 18 to surround the building,\u00a0 6 to storm the room and kill the terrorists, one to forcibly expel the old bulb, and another one to screw the new one in and forever.<\/p>\n<p>Q: How many progressive Jews does it take to change a light bulb?<br \/>\nA: Vhy, we don\u2019t need any! we\u2019ll form Jewish Voices for Light Bulbs (JVLB) and use it to keep the rest of humanity forever in the dark.<\/p>\n<p>Q: How many Reform Jews does it take to change a light bulb?<br \/>\nA: Change it? Who wants to change it? We just want to improve it!<\/p>\n<p>Q: How many Lubabavitchers does it take to change a light bulb?<br \/>\nA: None, it never died.<\/p>\n<p>Q: How many Marxist Jews does it take to change a light bulb?<br \/>\nA: None, after the revolution the proletariat will do it for us.<\/h5>\n<h5>Q: What does it take for a Jewish mother to change a light bulb?<br \/>\nA: Never mind, I\u2019ll sit in the dark.<\/p>\n<p>Q: What does it take for a Talmudic Jew to change a light bulb<br \/>\nA: First you\u2019ll have to tell me why changing a light bulb is good for the Jews.<\/p>\n<p>Q How many solidarity Jews does it take to change a light bulb?<br \/>\nA: None, they will plea\u00a0 George Soros\u2019 Open Society Institute\u00a0 to pay an Electronic Palestinian to denounce and boycott the old one and endorse the new one.<\/p>\n<p>Q: How many Hasbara Jews does it take to change a light bulb?<br \/>\nA: Wrong question, the real question is why the Arabs want to throw us into the sea?<\/h5>\n<p><!--[if gte mso 9]><xml> <w:WordDocument> <w:View>Normal<\/w:View> <w:Zoom>0<\/w:Zoom> <w:DoNotOptimizeForBrowser \/> <\/w:WordDocument> <\/xml><![endif]--><\/p>\n<h5 class=\"MsoNormal\">Q: How many Gazans does it take to change a light bulb?<\/h5>\n<h5 class=\"MsoNormal\">A: Who needs a light bulb?<\/h5>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: &amp;amp;amp; mso-fareast-font-family: &amp;amp;amp; mso-ansi-language: EN-GB; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;\"> <\/span><\/p>\n<h5>Q: How many self hating Jews does it take to change a light bulb?<br \/>\nA: Forget about the light bulb, Every Self Hater, is himself\/herself a light bulb<\/h5>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gilad.co.uk\/writings\/jewish-light-bulb-jokes.html\">Source <\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jewish humour: some bitter, some genuinely funny<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":109,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[61,37],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-84633","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-Commentary","category-Israel_Anti-Semitism_Zionism_and_US-UK_allies"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thetruthseeker.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/84633","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thetruthseeker.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thetruthseeker.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thetruthseeker.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/109"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thetruthseeker.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=84633"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.thetruthseeker.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/84633\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":84855,"href":"https:\/\/www.thetruthseeker.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/84633\/revisions\/84855"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thetruthseeker.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=84633"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thetruthseeker.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=84633"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thetruthseeker.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=84633"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}