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<\/a><\/p>\nSource: <\/span>NYPD Concerned NYC Is Under Iranian Terror Threat<\/span><\/a> \u00a0<\/p>\n
\nSee also:<\/span> NYPD Increase Patrols In Wake Of Deadly Shooting In France<\/span><\/a><\/p>\nThe New York Police Department (NYPD) has talked to more than a dozen <\/em>people with ties to <\/em>Iran<\/span><\/em><\/a> caught photographing <\/em>New York City<\/span><\/em><\/a> <\/span>landmarks that could be terrorist targets, and that is raising major security concerns.<\/em><\/h5>\n
This is really scary! I am canceling my trip to New York next week!<\/span><\/h5>\n
With coordinated attacks from Thailand to India to Georgia the intelligence community believes the covert war between <\/em>Israel<\/span><\/em><\/a> <\/span>and Iran is underway and it\u2019s now touching New York.<\/em><\/h5>\n
This is NOT good news! I am utterly spooked. I have a granny who lives in New York City and I\u2019m keeping my fingers crossed, like, she\u2019s gonna be okay. Why are these evil Iranians picking on innocent American citizens who just want to get on with their lives? Why can\u2019t Iran and Israel sit down and settle their problems, like, amicably, without involving peace-loving Americans in their disputes? <\/span><\/h5>\n
The NYPD says it believes Iran has people on the ground covered by diplomatic rights conducting reconnaissance missions and photographing possible targets like landmarks and infrastructure in the City. The fear is that information is going directly to Iran\u2019s Hezbollah faction.<\/em><\/h5>\n
I think all New Yorkers should keep an eye out for these evil Iranians prowling round our streets and, like, \u201cup to no good\u201d, if you know what I mean.<\/span><\/h5>\n
<\/a>If you happen to see any guys with interesting noses, drawing\u00a0 swastikas on walls, ignore them! They\u2019re the good guys. On our side. They just like drawing swastikas on walls for fun. They\u2019re talented graffiti artists.<\/span><\/h5>\n\u201cHezbollah is a threat to this country, a growing threat and it has gone from terrorist financing to being capable of fully operational terrorist activities,\u201d said Republican Representative Peter King of <\/em>Long Island<\/span><\/em><\/a>, the Chairman of the <\/em>House Homeland Security Committee<\/span><\/em><\/a>.<\/em><\/h5>\n
Yeah, Hezbollah is evil. No doubt about that. It\u2019s defending evil Lebanon from the nice Israelis who are only trying to expand their borders a bit by occupying south Lebanon up to the Litani River. Nothing wrong with that, is there? I mean, c\u2019mon! Evil Hitler wanted Lebensraum, if you know what I mean, so why shouldn\u2019t nice Jews help themselves, like, to a bit of extra land in evil Lebanon?!? <\/span><\/h5>\n
After all, the whole Middle East (except for valiant little Israel) is full of Islamofascist terrorists. Brainwashed by the Koran into wanting to conquer the world!\u00a0 Yeah, and they wanna\u00a0 force young women like me to stop wearing miniskirts! Honestly, I\u2019d go crazy if some horrid Muslim forced me to wear a veil and ankle-length dresses!\u00a0 I\u2019d never be able to go into a bar again and, like, pick up a nice guy, know what I mean!?!\u00a0 So banning miniskirts is dead wrong! <\/span><\/h5>\n
Another thing. Have you ever met a Hezbollah terrorist? I have. I met one in Beirut once, on\u00a0 a bus, and I will NEVER\u00a0 forget the way he looked at me! He called me a \u201cWestern whore\u201d. And just because I was wearing a miniskirt and a tight low-cut blouse with one shoulder strap, like, hanging loosely off my shoulder, like I wear when I go to that disco in Manhattan! <\/span><\/h5>\n
These guys have no tolerance and lassy-fair. (Spelling?) They smell of garlic! They live with goats! They don\u2019t even use underarm deodorant! And of course they\u2019re extremely, like, anti-feminist. They want to ban makeup, miniskirts, and sex toys. Heck, they don\u2019t even approve of porn!!!\u00a0 So what I say is, our government is right. These guys are dead evil and\u00a0 they should be killed on sight.<\/span><\/h5>\n
The landmarks range from the <\/em>Brooklyn Bridge<\/span><\/em><\/a> to <\/span><\/em>Grand Central Terminal<\/span><\/em><\/a> <\/span>and other infrastructure and an NYPD intelligence official says since 2005, 13 people with connections to the Iranian government have been interviewed for taking pictures in the city. They could have been tourists but the NYPD is being cautious.<\/em><\/h5>\n
I think this presents a really scary picture! People sneaking around doing surveillance and taking pictures of landmarks like the Brooklyn Bridge. All this kinda reminds me of\u00a0 what happened just before 9\/11\u2026if you remember. Only on that occasion it was nice Israelis, wasn\u2019t it?\u00a0 Driving round in white vans and doing, like, high fives\u2026as the Twin Towers came crashing down. <\/span><\/h5>\n
Anyone remember what happened to those guys? They beat it right sharpish, didn\u2019t they? Skedaddled pronto.\u00a0 Hopped on a plane to Tel Aviv and became national heroes on Jew TV!?! Well, what I\u2019m saying is\u2026if the cops can let those Jewish guys get away so easily, I really don\u2019t see how they\u2019re gonna catch these sneaky Iranian terrorists in time?!? <\/span><\/h5>\n
Yeah okay, that sounds a bit, like, \u201cunpatriotic\u201d. No point saying bad things about our cops now they\u2019re trained, like, to do their jobs in Israel!<\/span><\/h5>\n
Hey, read this fantastic new article if you have some time: it\u2019s called \u201c<\/span>The Israelification of American Domestic Security<\/span><\/a>.\u201d Looks like nice Jews from Israel are now running our police forces across the country\u2026 helping our cops do surveillance of nasty Americans and taser them good and proper if they, like, misbehave!\u00a0 Frankly, that\u2019s the best news I\u2019ve heard in a long, long\u00a0 time!!! <\/span><\/h5>\n
Why? Well, seems those Jews have a much higher IQ than us dumb Americans do, Jewish average of 115 compared to our national average of only 98, so I\u2019m damn relieved a smarter race is helping to run our police forces! Know what I mean, like? <\/span><\/h5>\n
Hey, don\u2019t get me wrong! I\u2019m not saying, like, our cops are STUPID! No way! I\u2019m just saying they gotta be pretty smart to call in the Jews to run the show! Know what I mean? No? Never mind! (Guess you\u2019re stupid too, like).<\/span><\/h5>\n
The heated battle between Iran and Israel could easily spill over to the streets of New York with it\u2019s very large Jewish population.<\/em><\/h5>\n
Jiminy crickets, why didn\u2019t I think of that? I\u2019ll have to warn all my nice Jewish friends to get out of New York real quick. Heck, it\u2019s safer right now for Jews in Iran!!!\u00a0 Looks like Jews are really HAPPY in Iran \u2014 and <\/span>you can\u2019t even PAY them to GO TO ISRAEL<\/span><\/a>!!!<\/span><\/h5>\n
So that\u2019s one solution if you\u2019re an American Jew who feels threatened by evil Iranian terrorists in New York City: just HOP ON A PLANE TO TEHRAN!!! Yeah, <\/span>Iranian Jews feel really safe in Iran<\/span><\/a>!!!<\/span><\/h5>\n
In recent days a gunman has killed seven in France including three children and those brutal attacks have lead to the NYPD to ramp up security here according to police commissioner <\/em>Ray Kelly<\/span><\/em><\/a> <\/span>who said, \u201cWe put in additional coverage using our critical response vehicles around synagogues and other Jewish locations you might say in the city.\u201d<\/em><\/h5>\n
I\u2019m glad they shot that evil antisemitic sonofabitch\u00a0 before he was caught and put on trial. The thing with these guys is this: it\u2019s very dangerous, like, to put terrorists on trial. Cos it gives them just what they want: the oxygen of publicity. I mean, you can\u2019t have them getting up there in the dock, in full view of the world, denying their guilt! And denying the Holocaust!!! And spouting a whole bunch of crap from the Protocols! Nosir, that\u2019s just not on! <\/span><\/h5>\n
So what I say is, like: Kill \u2019em first, like, and DON\u2019T ask questions later\u2026know what I mean?!? <\/span><\/h5>\n
My personal hero Norman Podoretz writes: \u201cTheir first priority, as repeatedly and unequivocally announced by their president, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, is to \u201cwipe Israel off the map\u201d\u2014a feat that could not be accomplished by conventional weapons alone\u2026.Israel would be destroyed in a nuclear exchange, but Iran would survive<\/em>.\u201d<\/span><\/h5>\n
<\/a><\/span><\/h5>\nI WANT TO WIPE ISRAEL OFF THE MAP
\nAND DRIVE ALL THE JEWS INTO THE SEA!<\/h4>\nWOW! Israel wiped off the map and all the nice Jews driven into the sea!<\/em> That would make the FIRST Holocaust look like a kiddie\u2019s picnic!<\/span><\/h5>\n
As a result of these dreadful threats, Norman Podoretz wants to wipe Iran off\u00a0 the map before Iran wipes Israel off the map! That makes sense to me. (See <\/span>The Case for Bombing Iran<\/span><\/a>.)<\/span><\/h5>\n
Look, they\u2019re now threatening to, like, nuke NEW YORK! That\u2019s even MORE serious than wiping Israel off the map!!! I can no longer visit my granny in Brooklyn or buy bagels at the corner store like I used to do. It\u2019s praying on my mind. Or should that be \u201cpreying\u201d? Not quite sure, but \u201cpraying\u201d will do, cos I\u2019m praying real hard that Obama gets his finger out and starts nuking Iran RIGHT NOW!<\/span><\/h5>\n
The sooner these guys are wiped off the map, the better.<\/span><\/h5>\n
So far the NYPD says there are no known terror threats.<\/em><\/h5>\n
Whew, thank G-d for that! Yippeeeee!\u00a0 WORLD SAFE AGAIN!!!<\/span><\/h5>\n
<\/a>Pandora Pushkin is a writer of satirical spoofs and claims to have an average American IQ. \u201cI\u2019m doing my best to educate myself by reading the New York Times and watching Fox TV,\u201d\u00a0 she confides, \u201cbut I guess I\u2019m dumb like most Americans!\u201d<\/h5>\n