{"id":16865,"date":"2010-12-28T14:06:58","date_gmt":"2010-12-28T14:06:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thetruthseeker.co.uk\/?p=16865"},"modified":"2010-12-31T10:51:48","modified_gmt":"2010-12-31T10:51:48","slug":"julian-assange-and-abe-foxman-get-married","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.thetruthseeker.co.uk\/?p=16865","title":{"rendered":"Julian Assange and Abe Foxman get Married"},"content":{"rendered":"

Smoking Mirrors \u2013 December 28, 2010<\/strong><\/p>\n

Dog Poet Transmitting\u2026\u2026.<\/span><\/p>\n

Well now, I was wondering what I might write about today <\/span>when I saw this<\/span><\/a>. It\u2019s impossible for me to resist an opportunity like this, so I\u2019m going to go on record and say that Wikileaks is an Israeli scam and Andy Warhol Jr., better known as Julian Assange, is a Rothschild backed, Israeli stooge. Knopf and Canongate are giving Assange 1.5 million dollars to team up with hungry Ghost Writers in the Sky and spin his autobiography, accent on \u2018auto\u2019. I had heard that Rupert Murdoch was involved. I realize that since this involves dark places under large rocks, near unregulated, septic systems that\u2026 Murdoch has to be connected somehow, still\u2026 I don\u2019t actually know that he\u2019s engaged, so I shouldn\u2019t say so. However, as a line in Murdoch\u2019s theme song goes, \u201cthe butt bones connected to the smut bone\u201d so we can\u2019t discount him.<\/span><\/p>\n

Let me encapsulate the main thrust of the last paragraph, Assange is an Israeli stooge and Wikileaks is an Israeli scam. I hope that does it. I hope I make the list. I don\u2019t know how much time my mother may have left and I do want to make her proud. If I don\u2019t make the list, I\u2019ll be devastated and she\u2019ll be disappointed. I\u2019ve been singled out by members of The Neo-Pharisees for career destruction in various media, as well as being blacked out in the major markets and, I have to admit, that is a sign of disfavor that wears well but, it\u2019s not the big time. The big time is when you are not just ignored but publicly noted as someone to be ignored. It\u2019s a toss up really. Do you settle for nothing as a sign of something or do you thrown in ignominy and calumny and take the risk that there might actually be no such thing as bad publicity? It\u2019s a two-edged Ginsu is what it is.<\/span><\/p>\n

Assange is getting the full boat spread. I\u2019m not likely to get anything like that. He gets the \u2018tropo caro treatment\u2019 that includes accusations of testosterone rampaging as an overlay on sexual ambiguity; something I occasionally favor when my kundalini is acting up but which I don\u2019t recommend practicing at home, unless you\u2019re alone and like to dress up\u2026 Julian\u2026 Julia\u2026 costume ball on Corfu\u2026 detecting\u2026 detecting\u2026\u00a0 \u201cRothschilds! Meet the Rothschilds; they\u2019re a plague on human history.\u201d I don\u2019t suppose I have to mention that goes with the tune to The Flintstones. \u201cAnd over here we have the Silas Marner exhibit which is next to the Jack the Ripper diorama\u2026 moving right along. I don\u2019t know how much <\/span>truth there is in this<\/span><\/a>; more than Wikileaks or less than Wikileaks? \u201cwiki, wiki bra\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

Yes, when you\u2019re Assange you can get the 96% Neo-Pharisee owned media to paint you as a bad guy and turn you into the people\u2019s hero at the same time. This is like being crucified with red gelatin nails on a custom, comfort cross. It\u2019s got an off-Broadway, Jesus Christ superstar kind of a feel good, fun for the whole family thing, especially if <\/span>this is the kind of family<\/span><\/a> you come from, only it isn\u2019t listed in the theater program; that\u2019s where hungry Ghost Writers in the Sky LTD comes in.<\/span><\/p>\n

Um, let\u2019s see; Julian Assange is an Israeli stooge. Julian Assange works for Israel. Julian Assange got paid by Israel to not publish cables incriminating Israel in doing what Israel does 24\/7. Cue the ADL and\u2026 start up the war machine for another crack at the Litani River. As it is, the water coming in from the taps in Tel Aviv, looks like the water that\u2019s going out of the drains through another fixture. One hopes it tastes like that too.<\/span><\/p>\n

Abe Foxman is a 100% ambulatory, shit golem who looks like Tottie Fields when he\u2019s naked. Someone should unscrew that wooden leg, carefully, and then beat him into shit kibble for the coprophagia crowd that meets at oh\u2026 <\/span>any one of these people\u2019s<\/span><\/a> houses after one of those major openings at MOMA. Well lookee there, David Rockefeller is the big cheese. No visible, that\u2019s not cheese, that\u2019s just more shit kibble, made to look and taste like cheese and old socks, slow cooked on a car radiator, until it\u2019s ready to serve. It goes really well with a chilled Sauterne.<\/span><\/p>\n

Am I being unnecessarily rude and crude here? I assure you that no Palestinians were harmed during the writing of this essay. There was no animal testing involved either but\u2026 there may be once this becomes available to read.<\/span><\/p>\n

What can you say about a guy like Julian Assange? Well, not the truth of course but you could repeat what you\u2019re being told. I\u2019m sure we\u2019re all walking a little taller and standing up a little straighter now that we\u2019ve got a real, one hundred percent manufactured hero to admire and study. He\u2019s environmentally friendly, since he\u2019s composed of completely recycled materials that you can burn in your Prius, if you run out of gas in the outback and Julian happens to be in the car.<\/span><\/p>\n

I haven\u2019t seen them yet but I get the feeling there\u2019s a whole crew of ex-Vogue photo people who follow Julian around because of all those artsy, back-lighted, fashion pics that keep showing up in the media. I\u2019m guess they\u2019re dressed in black turtle necks and look like they do air guitar backups on Robert Palmer music videos. I imagine they\u2019re all just one big happy family; the hair people, the FX people, the publicity corps and of course the liaisons and flacks that work the space between Julian and the people who want to touch him. My guess is that like Andy, he just like to watch, or says he just likes to watch like Andy since, I know for a fact that Andy didn\u2019t just watch.<\/span><\/p>\n

It\u2019s hard to imagine this whole extravaganza hasn\u2019t come to reality TV yet and then I realize, it is reality TV, it\u2019s just pretending to be news but it\u2019s scripted so\u2026 oh, I see, the news is scripted too? Okay then, it\u2019s becoming clearer.<\/span><\/p>\n

Well, it\u2019s good to see that the Anti-Defecation League has got Julian\u2019s back and everyone else has got his front. Chief anti-defecator, Abe Foxman made the point some time ago that anti-defecation was a primary concern of the organization because they would run out of material in no time otherwise. Basically, it\u2019s a plumbing thing, where the material backs up until the pressure of social need grips the toothpaste tube with an invisible hand and provides the world with something to eat, snort, drink or make love to. Don\u2019t worry about whether it\u2019s love or not, attention will do.<\/span><\/p>\n

I\u2019 m going to ask the reader to join me now in a little creative visualization. It won\u2019t be pleasant. If it is, I\u2019d rather you didn\u2019t come around here anyway. I want you to imagine Abe Foxman naked in an elementary school playground at recess. I want you to imagine it\u2019s a really big elementary school and that Abe is the school principal but that aliens took over his mind and forced him to disrobe at noon near the swing sets. I want you to imagine Julian Assange dressed up in a pink party dress with ribbons in his hair and a big load of Wiki-Leaks in his arms and that he\u2019s standing in front of Abe and trying to hand Abe the Wiki-Leaks papers but Abe has suddenly been overcome by yet more alien intrusion and has begun to masturbate in a wild frenzy and that his eyes are rotating in his head. Children are screaming and covering their eyes.<\/span><\/p>\n

You can hear police sirens in the distance and there are a number of teachers running into the playground with blankets to cover Abe with but the blankets catch fire when they get close. Abe picks up the pace and goes turbo and then begins to gasp as he gets closer to release. His face turns crimson and his knees begin to buckle. It looks like he\u2019s trying to get closer to Julian so that he can finish on the big stack of Wiki-leaks but\u2026 just as you think he\u2019s going to manage it, you can hear his heart explode like a tire blowing out on the freeway and then he falls to the ground and lands on his face with his big ass up in the air.<\/span><\/p>\n

The sirens are getting louder and then you see two bicycle cops pull in and one of them parks his bike in the crack of Abe\u2019s ass and dismounts. He scans the crowd and says, \u201cOkay, what\u2019s going on here?\u201d Julian replies, \u201cNothing officer, nothing is ever going on here. It just looks like it is.\u201d The one officer looks at the other officer and then back to Julian and says, \u201cWell, that\u2019s the important thing, isn\u2019t it?\u201d Julian answers, \u201cYes sir, it is.\u201d Then a man in a trench coat comes into the playground and picks up Julian and takes him through the gate in the chain link fence and tosses him into a white panel van and drives off.<\/span><\/p>\n

End Transmission\u2026\u2026.<\/span><\/p>\n

I realize this is going to look all the stranger when I get named as one of the avatars but that\u2019s just how it goes. Get used to it.<\/span><\/p>\n

Sunday\u2019s radio show is <\/span>available for download<\/span><\/a> now.<\/span><\/p>\n

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