{"id":13562,"date":"2010-09-22T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2010-09-22T00:00:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2010-09-22T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"2010-09-22T00:00:00","slug":"You Have Been Warned","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.thetruthseeker.co.uk\/?p=13562","title":{"rendered":"You Have Been Warned"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dog Poet Transmitting&#8230;&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>You are warned that this is the Petri Dish and you should proceed no further if bad language and bad attitude upsets your ability to bend over for the ruling forces who are doing one heck of a job screwing up your world and leaving you to remain in that position with intense longing; all of that would be your own unless they have now come up with Genetically Modified Desire to be had, while being allowed to be the low man on the scrotum pole. I think that makes you a fluffer; not good enough to do the evil but definitely able to excite the evil to carry out its agenda.<\/p>\n<p>This is a poem I wrote in the 70\u2019s and my good friend Regis Mull; the greatest country western songwriter I have ever heard and also one of the most obnoxious attention whores I ever met, called me up the night after I delivered it at about 3 in the morning and said; no doubt behind half a quart of Jack Daniels, \u201cHey Les, the Pope is dead.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI know that Regis, I\u2019m sleeping.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cNo, you don\u2019t understand, the new Pope is dead\u201d.<\/p>\n<p>And so on and so forth\u2026<\/p>\n<p>So\u2026. Please stop reading if bad words offend you. The truth has been known to use what anal retentives and those unable to attract suitable partners, because of squeamish tendencies, consider to be profane. The truth has the luxury of not giving a shit.<\/p>\n<p>Here we go. You have been warned;<\/p>\n<p>\u201cPerform something long needed on the guy with the funny hat\u201d<\/p>\n<p>FUCK THE POPE<\/p>\n<p>Fuck the old pope<br \/>\nAnd fuck the new pope<br \/>\nAnd fuck all popes in general<br \/>\nMay they be knocked down from behind<br \/>\nAnd gang-fucked by terrorists daily<\/p>\n<p>\u201cAh, come in Senator.\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cGood afternoon, General\u201d<br \/>\nPAX VOMITUS RENDUNDAS<br \/>\n\u201cMay I offer you a drink?\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cWell, perhaps some sherry your grace-<br \/>\nAnd one or two of those small boys,<br \/>\nI find they concentrate the mind wonderfully<\/p>\n<p>The conclave was held in the Popedome<br \/>\nEach Cardinal was given a fresh novice<br \/>\nUpon which to carve his ballot<br \/>\nAfterwards, the smoke from their burning<br \/>\nIgnited the hosts of rabble at the gate<\/p>\n<p>\u201cMonsignor, pray close the window<br \/>\nCrowds make the master excitable.\u201d<br \/>\nEven now, his hooves were tapping nervously upon the dais<br \/>\nHis shaggy horned head was pitching too and fro<\/p>\n<p>Once the window was closed<br \/>\nThey arose as one<br \/>\nAnd lined up at his rear<br \/>\nWhere the ceremoniously kissed his little red asshole<br \/>\nSuch is the manner of the great<br \/>\nSuch are the rituals of the great<br \/>\nAnd those who would become so<br \/>\nFrom St.Peters to the Bohemian Grove<br \/>\nFrom Westphalia to the Bilderberger suite<br \/>\nSo it is\u2026<br \/>\nSo it has always been<br \/>\nPopes Alexander and the Borgias were so informed<br \/>\nHonorius and Innocent<br \/>\nThey knew the value of a dollar when there we only lire to be had<br \/>\nDEUS EX SUCULA EX PORTO POTTY<\/p>\n<p>A recent Pope was so precipitate as to integrate the elect<br \/>\nWhat courage to have faced down tradition so early in the game<br \/>\nCertainly they awaked us to injustice<br \/>\nSee how they seize the evil and make it register<br \/>\nIn the black<br \/>\nConsistently<br \/>\nFrom the very start<\/p>\n<p>How grateful we are for the Pope<br \/>\nFor the Cardinals in their little suits<br \/>\n(What do you think a rig like that goes for?)<br \/>\nAnd the good little Bishops<br \/>\nWho move only on the diagonal<br \/>\nAnd the rest<br \/>\nOnly some of whom dine on brandy and cigars<br \/>\nAnd ride in Lincolns through dirty Mexican streets<br \/>\nOnly due to the lack of tits on men<br \/>\nDid the Vatican miss being built in Tijuana<\/p>\n<p>There is a saying in Zen;<br \/>\n\u201cIf you see the Buddha in the road,<br \/>\nCut him down.\u201d<br \/>\nThus I take it to mean that external Buddha\u2019s are a myth<br \/>\nSo, should we not say;<br \/>\n\u201cIf one sees the Pope in the road to do the same,<br \/>\nfor he must be an illusion\u201d?<br \/>\nHowever, it is unlikely that we shall see him in the commonplace<br \/>\nSuch honors are reserved for the singular few<br \/>\nWho do not smell<br \/>\nWho never sweat<br \/>\nWhose hair is never out of place<\/p>\n<p>I have sat in Notre Dame<br \/>\nOur lady of empty space<br \/>\nAnd when stillness prevailed<br \/>\nOver the vendors and pigeons<br \/>\nShuffling their relics from the cosmic privy<br \/>\nI have heard<br \/>\nThe relentless screaming of heretical babies<br \/>\nRemorseless and unrepentant in their ways<br \/>\nI have heard the victims of Pizarro and Cortez<br \/>\nAnd the inquisition<br \/>\nRivers of gold<br \/>\nRivers of gold<br \/>\nGod\u2019s men must have gold and ceremony<br \/>\nFor pompous displays of mumbo jumbo<br \/>\nDivorced from the pagan witch doctors<br \/>\nOnly by the rapacity of their vision<br \/>\nOnly by the stupendous grasp of their avaricious sexless minds<br \/>\nWhich have transformed all of their desires<br \/>\nInto one insatiable soul sucking greed<\/p>\n<p>This house of usurers<br \/>\nProviding documents of passage for the Fourth Reich<br \/>\nFleeing the flames of Berlin<br \/>\nAnd yet serving the Synagogue of Satan who started the affair.<\/p>\n<p>But there are other fires<br \/>\nNo Pope can extinguish<br \/>\nVatican passports and priesthoods in Hell<br \/>\nFor the burners of Jews<br \/>\nMaking up lies for the father of lies<br \/>\nBad Karma for the Christ killers<br \/>\nTo come upon, not only Hitler<br \/>\nBut the Pope as well<br \/>\n(that font of overflowing compassion)<br \/>\nOne only wishes the Pope would have been able to do something about<br \/>\nThe money changers while he was trying to sodomize Saladin<\/p>\n<p>What has changed since Luther nailed his shit to the door?<\/p>\n<p>The distance of years always gives<br \/>\nA clarifying perspective<br \/>\nUp close<br \/>\nRight now<br \/>\nWe are too often blind<br \/>\nHow wise the Pope is<br \/>\nTo counsel us on sex<br \/>\nA blind brain surgeon<br \/>\nA mute arpeggio<br \/>\nA deaf window on the land of the living<br \/>\nVampires do not blush<br \/>\nExcept while feeding<\/p>\n<p>His edicts on birth control<br \/>\nMake him the biggest mass murderer of all time<br \/>\nAuthor of global starvation<br \/>\nMilking the endless bloody nickels of third world Hell<\/p>\n<p>Fuck the Pope<br \/>\nOh come let us fuck him<br \/>\nFor he has fucked us<br \/>\nIn extreme measure<br \/>\nIn this lifetime or some other<br \/>\nThroughout the ages the church and state<br \/>\nHave sat with expanded gut<br \/>\nOver the common plate<br \/>\nLike pigs at the trough<br \/>\nThey have done their special duty to God and man<br \/>\nTaking from the one<br \/>\nAnd holding in escrow for the other<br \/>\nGod however is not their father<br \/>\nGod has no need of such things<br \/>\nCould never author such things<br \/>\nMen are the authors<br \/>\nAnd when men are corrupt and mean and ferret like<br \/>\nWhen unmoving ignorance leads<br \/>\nThey create the great anthropomorphic fool\/<br \/>\nFrom glutinous power mad litanies<br \/>\nThey call up out of the abyss<br \/>\nTheir likeness<br \/>\nAnd they call it God<br \/>\nBut it is not God<br \/>\nGod has left them behind<br \/>\nFrom the moment they departed<br \/>\nGod remained behind<br \/>\nAnd they stand<br \/>\nHolding up old bones<br \/>\nDressed in their coffin bound glitter suits<br \/>\nAnd they hold up these dead things<br \/>\nAnd they say<br \/>\nThey have the power of God<br \/>\nI spit on them<\/p>\n<p>Their church is a tomb<br \/>\nIt is a tomb of snakes<br \/>\nAnd spiders and wraiths<br \/>\nOf dead children and things that go bump in the sacristy<br \/>\nOf all manner of unnatural goings on<br \/>\nHoarder of pornography<br \/>\nSpellman on Cohn\u2019s boat \u2013paraphrasing Churchill with buggery and the lash<br \/>\nKillings of saints<br \/>\nTorment of Michelangelo<br \/>\nScourge of Galileo<br \/>\nHead chef to Giordano Bruno<\/p>\n<p>This church<br \/>\nFilled with murmurs and groans and wailing<br \/>\nCurious scuttlings,<br \/>\nThe sounds of a lizard climbing through the eyeholes of a skull<br \/>\nA gigantic lamia<br \/>\nA bloodsucking siphon machine<br \/>\nIt eats hopes<br \/>\nIt eats dreams<br \/>\nAnd it eats shit<br \/>\nIt plunders and primps in the universal mirror<\/p>\n<p>Back Satan!<br \/>\nI adjure thee<br \/>\nBack into the pit!<br \/>\nTake the gold<br \/>\nGnaw on it in your darkness<br \/>\nAD NAUSEUM <\/p>\n<p>11<\/p>\n<p>Fuck the Pope uh huh uh huh<br \/>\nFuck the Pope uh huh uh huh<br \/>\nGet down get down<br \/>\nDisco with the Pope<br \/>\nPope\u2019s got a brand new bag<br \/>\nUh huh uh huh<br \/>\nAnd fuck the banks<br \/>\nAnd fuck the Swiss Exchange<br \/>\nAnd fuck the Club of Rome<br \/>\nAnd the men in the shadows<br \/>\nAnd the Trilateral Commission<br \/>\nAnd The Round Table<br \/>\nAnd the oil lords<br \/>\nAnd fuck Wal-Mart<br \/>\nAnd Montgomery Wards<br \/>\nUh huh uh huh<br \/>\nGet down get down<br \/>\nAnd fuck the Rockefellers<br \/>\nAnd the anthrax letters<br \/>\nAnd fuck the moon shot<br \/>\nThey filmed it in Colorado<br \/>\nUh huh uh huh<br \/>\nGet down get down<br \/>\nAnd fuck atomic fallout<br \/>\nAnd fuck the discoth\u00e8ques<br \/>\nAnd fuck the governments<br \/>\nAnd fuck McDonalds<br \/>\nAnd Burger King<br \/>\nAnd fuck having it your way<br \/>\nAnd fuck all manner of not looking where you are going<br \/>\nAnd driving over the top of others<br \/>\nFuck your jewelry and your deodorants<br \/>\nAnd your head full of cement<br \/>\nAnd fuck buying and selling and dealing<br \/>\nIn crap with no value<br \/>\nTo people with no taste<br \/>\nAnd fuck skateboards<br \/>\nAnd the entire Pepsi generation<br \/>\nAnd young girls with crotch cutting pants<br \/>\n(But I think that\u2019s the point)<br \/>\nAnd tuna fish for brains<br \/>\nWith the emotional depth of a gopher<br \/>\nUh huh uh huh<br \/>\nGet Down get down<br \/>\nAnd fuck political correctness<br \/>\nAnd fuck Drudge and Geraldo<br \/>\nAnd all the sickies that muckrake<br \/>\nInto the lives of Gleam smiling androids<br \/>\nAnd fuck Disneyland<br \/>\nAnd fuck Rush Limbaugh<br \/>\nAnd Andy Warhol spitting some hopefuls cum into the limousine ashtray<br \/>\nAnd Fuck My Lee Cyrus<br \/>\nSomebody please!<br \/>\nAnd fuck the record companies<br \/>\nAnd fuck the morons on TV<br \/>\nAnd fuck the AMA and the pharmaceutical combines<br \/>\nAnd fuck the insurance companies<br \/>\nAnd fuck the Republicans<br \/>\nAnd all social Darvons and Valiums<br \/>\nAnd sensitivity insulators<br \/>\nAnd bullshit incubators<br \/>\n(TO HAVE AND TO HOLD)<br \/>\nAnd God Bless all kinds of beautiful dreams and people<br \/>\nThat this is not the time nor the poem for<br \/>\n(IN SICKNESS AND IN HEALTH)<br \/>\nAnd may they flourish forever<br \/>\nAnd God Bless every righteous endeavor<br \/>\n(FOR RICHER AND FOR POORER)<br \/>\nBut fuck war<br \/>\nAnd fuck all merchants of fear<br \/>\nAnd fuck blind comfort oriented progress<br \/>\nAnd fuck all things that keep us in harness<br \/>\n(TILL DEATH DO US PART)<br \/>\nAnd fuck all things that leave us heartsick and broke<br \/>\nAnd last<br \/>\nBut not least<br \/>\nFuck the Pope<br \/>\nAnd Monsanto<br \/>\nAnd the Rothschilds<br \/>\nAnd all the corporations<br \/>\nAnd and and and\u2026<\/p>\n<p>End Transmission&#8230;&#8230;. <\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size:12px\">Source: http:\/\/zippittydodah.blogspot.com\/2010\/09\/you-have-been-warned.html<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Some poetry from Les Visible but note: <i><b>NOT<\/i><\/b> for the easily 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