{"id":131216,"date":"2016-04-02T13:44:33","date_gmt":"2016-04-02T13:44:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thetruthseeker.co.uk\/?p=131216"},"modified":"2016-04-05T06:11:16","modified_gmt":"2016-04-05T06:11:16","slug":"tony-blair-to-be-appointed-international-ambassador-for-goldman-sachs-new-enterprise-viagra-for-pets","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.thetruthseeker.co.uk\/?p=131216","title":{"rendered":"Tony Blair to be appointed international ambassador for Goldman Sachs\u2019 new enterprise \u2018Viagra For Pets\u2019"},"content":{"rendered":"

Darkmoon<\/a> — April 2, 2016<\/h1>\n
\"TONY<\/a>

TONY BLAIR ON FOX NEWS
\u201cI\u2019ve always been interested in viagra for pets.\u201d<\/p><\/div>\n

In an interview with Fox New yesterday, which at the last moment was apparently canceled owing to legal difficulties, former British Prime Minister Tony Blair revealed that he had been appointed CEO at Goldman Sachs\u2019 new company, Viagra For Pets (VFP).<\/strong><\/h5>\n
\u201cI am indeed deeply honored to act as a sort of ambassador for pets,\u201d Mr Blair revealed during the course of the 60-minute interview with Fox News reporter Samantha Honeywell, \u201cand to work in close cooperation with Pfizer scientists such as Andrew Bell, David Brown, and Nicholas Terrett.\u201d<\/h5>\n
Mr Blair continued: \u201cAs everyone knows, Sildenafil, better known as Viagra, has been widely available since 1998 as a common treatment for erectile dysfunction in humans. What we need to do now,\u201d he added, \u201cis to to extend the benefits of Viagra to our household pets, for they too suffer from erectile dysfunction.\u201d<\/h5>\n

\"scientists<\/a><\/p>\n

Asked why he had decided to take on the role of ambassador of Viagra For Pets, Mr Blair said: \u201cI\u2019ve always been interested in animal welfare. I think animals have equal rights to a vibrant sex life. It pains me to think that our beloved pets, as they grow older, are no longer capable of the sexual prowess they were capable of during their adolescence and prime.\u201d<\/h5>\n
There was also a commercial motive, Mr Blair revealed candidly, for medicating pets with viagra. \u201cPfizer needs to move quickly to corner the market before its competitors do,\u201d Mr Blair said. \u201cOtherwise it could be beaten by its primary competitors, taldafil, otherwise known as Cialis, and Vardenafil, otherwise known as Levitra.\u201d<\/h5>\n
Miss Honeywell asked: \u201cHow come you know so much about this subject, Mr Blair? Surely this is a big departure from politics?\u201d<\/h5>\n
Blair conceded it was a new direction but that there were more important things in life than politics, and that sex was one of these things. As a humanitarian and compassionate animal lover, he said that improving the sex lives of animals, particularly of our household pets, had become a top priority for him.<\/h5>\n
Yes, Mr Blair admitted, he was being paid a small remuneration from Pfizer, via Goldman Sachs, for taking on this important role of emissary of Viagra For Pets, but this was not his main motivation. \u201cMoney has never interested me,\u201d Blair insisted with a disarming smile, \u201cnor does political \u00a0power appeal to me in the slightest. I despise money and power.\u201d<\/h5>\n
\u201cSo what is your driving force?\u201d Miss Honeywell asked, clearly spellbound by the charisma of Britain\u2019s greatest Prime Mnister since Benjamin Disraeli.<\/h5>\n
Mr Blair took a long time to answer, steepling his fingertips and frowning deeply into the middle distance.<\/h5>\n
\u201cLove,\u201d he finally replied in a hoarse whisper. \u201cI am driven by pure love of humanity and the animal creation. This is why I went into politics in the first place, why I went into the war in Iraq with the full backing of my deeply Christian friend and spiritual mentor George W. Bush. And of course,\u201d he finally added with a characteristic twinkle in his eye, \u201cI have always been interested in viagra for pets.\u201d<\/h5>\n
It was further revealed during the course of the controversial interview that The Independent<\/em>\u00a0newspaper (UK) had reported that Florida researchers had developed a Viagra-like pill to treat sexually frustrated pets, including hamsters. Veterinarians were said to have greeted the news with derision, but the article pointed out that there are few things as sad as a pet suffering from feelings of sexual inadequacy, noting that \u201cIt\u2019s not unknown for a guinea pig to sit in its cage thinking, \u2018I haven\u2019t had sex for months. Am I so unattractive?’\u201d<\/h5>\n
Owners were instructed to grind the pills up and sprinkle them in the pet\u2019s food. Laying some newspaper down on the floor once the pills began to take effect was also advised. The pills were to be marketed under the brand name Feralmone.<\/h5>\n

\"2000hamsters_lg\"<\/p>\n

This article should have been published yesterday. For the delay in publication, sincere apologies. Many thanks to our Chinese correspondent, Justice For Chinese, for providing us with impeccable source references. (Ed.)\u00a0<\/strong><\/em><\/h5>\n
For whose wishing for further insight into this we recomend they check out the source, linked below. Ed.<\/h5>\n

Source<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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