Voice of the White House March 9, 2005
TBR News.org March 9, 2005
“ There are two topics under discussion these days amongst senior staff here. The first one is the fall out from the Gannon revelations and the second concerns itself with the ongoing military projects against Syria and Iraq. The Gannon business has been officially shut off in the media by general agreement except for people like tbr news and they are all hoping, and praying, it will vanish like s snowball in hell. There are really no revelations to come out of this with the exception of the question about why Bush and his people would knowingly hire such an unsavory person and openly patronize them for so long.
Rumors and jokes continue to swirl here in the White House and in the Press Corps about the connections, physical and otherwise, between Karl Rove's favorite anal masseur Jeff Gannon/Jim Fuckert and the famous trans-sexual drag queen "Ann Coulter." (Who is really Arthur Coltrane of Pickens County, Georgia, sometime scion of a hog-farming family headed by "her" mother, heiress Darlene Coltrane.) In defense of Gannon/Guckert and his revolting escapades, "Ms." Coulter, normally totally vicious toward homosexuals, instead gave Gannon/Fuckert a free ride, (so to speak,) and turned her/his viper's tongue on a dear lady old enough to be his/her grandmother, and said: "Press passes can't be that hard to come by if the White House allows that old Arab Helen Thomas to sit within yards of the President."
If you think my letters to you are sometimes filthy, you should hear what some folks around here have to say about this trio's obvious sticking up for each other, (so to speak.) Everyone wants to know what is the business relationship between "Ms." Coulter/Coltrane, and "Ms." Gannon/Guckert, and "Ms." Karl Rove, also known down at the disgusting Glory Hole nightclub in Southwest DC by his after-hours private alias, Ivana Mann. Apparently Fat Karl uses a simple disguise to sneak in, then sheds it once he is inside. Some of the fruitbowls around here, (yes, this Administration is literally swarming with them, but we treat them respectfully as long as they do their job and don't harm anyone,) who have "encountered" Fat Karl down there in the Glorious Club's darkened private rooms, say he should use a couple of middle initials with that stage name, as in: Ivana B.A. Mann. They also say they would NEVER have sex with him -first, without his clothes on he looks like a scoop of grease from a tub of Crisco, and second, they are afraid of what diseases he might be carrying. For the record, a lot of the young, clean-cut, bible-toting pansies around here are quite good-looking. No doubt, just having them around keeps Fat Karl, and his sexually ambiguous boss the Antichrist, feeling young at heart.
The story that keeps getting repeated is that Bush only managed to conceive his two daughters under the influence of drugs and alcohol, and ever since he gave up illegal substances in pursuit of politics and the Christian vote, he regards Laura as merely the "lump in the bed next to him." (His very own words - on the record.) Poor Laura is not disliked around here - everyone feels sorry for her, because someday she is probably going to go down in flames along with her husband of the weak brain (and other organs too.) For the brainwashed and double-crossed Christians out there who feel a need to consult their Bible on this matter, they may read about the Bush White House: "A Whited Sepulcher, which indeed appears beautiful outward, but is within full of dead men's bones, and of all uncleanness." (Matthew 23:27) How about that for a prophecy?
Meanwhile the salacious Gannon/Guckert story is all the rage in Europe and the Arab world. (The Press Room is an international place.) But the pimps and shills from the US media won't touch it - they may exchange filthy jokes about "Ms." Arthur Coltrane and Jim Guckert and Fat Karl in all those idle hours waiting to be told the latest lie from the Antichrist via Scott McClellan, but everyone in the US media is hoping to be approached by McClellan with open checkbook in hand, to be offered a propaganda piece for publication as "news."
The military plans have been in train for some time now and Bush and Rove felt that if George smiled while on his last trip to old and evil Europe and didn’t piss on their carpets, as he has done in the White House back when he was a soggy, fall-down drunk, then old and evil Europe would willingly send their own troops to police the increasingly dangerous Iraq and release US troops to invade Syria and attack Iran. It is well known here that Israel has been whining and demanding that Bush do this and he would love to oblige but there are certain logistical problems involved. Like no troops and little chance of getting any more. No draft and recruiting has tanked badly here. The Neocons are running around, hissing into the Imperial ear but in truth, there is little Bush can do right now. Bush sees this as perpetual war for perpetual peace but with the Mid Terms looming, Congress is being careful. And the Bush budget and the trashing of Social Security are also having serious trouble. After all, a good Congressman doesn’t want to get egg on his face with his electorate, get kicked out and lose out on all the huge bags of case the lobbyists drag around here on a daily basis….”.
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