The Voice of the White House: Special Edition
TBR News.org – February 28, 2005
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(Note: This is something that people with pretentious websites proclaiming their supreme intelligence love to stick at the head of their mawkishness in the hopes that readers will be impressed with the gravity of the contents. The contents generally consist of a number of weird conspiracy theories coupled with erratic but very loud comments of the owner of the website. Why people are convinced that the rest of the world is interested in their views on anything other than their immediate suicide, escapes me…..)
February 27, 2005: “The Gannon story is causing spastic colon here in the Baboon Palace. They are running around like terrified chipmunks, calling all their friends in the media to keep a lid on this and then calling other friends in terror lest they all get “outed” by the very possible spilling of the beans by Guckert the Whore. There is no question that official Washington, and especially the top levels of the GOP are riddled with closet queens who are the most vicious people I have ever seen. People who think the Neo cons are bad don’t know these GOP faggots. Joe Stalin would have loved to work with them. Note please that I have files and files about these fudge-packers and they will <>all be outed<>, mark my word.
Now, I have taken the liberty of raiding both the Internet and your last issue to put together a sort of ongoing drama of the Fall of James Guckert, aka ‘Jim Gannon’ White House reporter, far right minion, friend of many of the Washington elite, a well-advertised and aggressive homosexual prostitute and tax scofflaw. I have a great deal of concrete information on the subject of very widespread and high-level homosexual activities inside the Beltway but first, let me start my campaign with a discussion of their famous new poster boy.
James Guckert Swings A Mean Purse
Exposed as a male prostitute who advertises his sexual services openly on the Internet, James Guckert, aka Jeff Gannon, press maven, friend of top White House personnel, respected and addressed by President Bush, Mr. Guckert has been ousted from his cushy job in the seat of power and has become the Monica Lewinsky of the Bush Presidency.
No one gives up power voluntarily and one thinks of the old Roman epigram “Yesterday, the village lothario: Today, arbiter of life and death: Tomorrow, keeper of the public latrines.” Guckert rose quickly, possibly with the help of Viagra because he is obviously older than his proclaimed 32 years, and fell just as quickly. The paid employee of an ultra right wing Texas GOP front, he quickly became the darling of the President and his top aides, was given press passes to the White House, and although his profession was hardly a secret inside the Beltway, gloried in getting the highest level secret documents from his good friends next to Bush and was singled out by the bemused President for special questions.
To say that the White House was shocked when it was soon discovered that he was an ageing male hustler with great ambitions and a considerable income from selling nude pictures of muscular young men to the public would only be to reinforce the theory that the top level of U.S. officials were completely unaware of the pending Arab attack on the World Trade Center.
Removed from his power base, Guckert/Gannon has taken to the Internet to plead his case but this time our hero is playing it straight. (There is always the thrill of doing something for the first time!)
Here is the Guckert/Gannon website that sets forth both his fury at being tossed out of the White House like a dog that pissed on the floor and his monumental ego. These following rants sound like something concocted by failed British revisionist, David Irving, who used to put out a pathetic website as well, that informed dozens of people about his daily meals, pets, bowel habits and favorite television programs. I have put my comments in italics.
A Voice of the New Media (New Media? What’s this all about? The Gay Whore Press? Or is Guckert revealing a terrible secret about our media and its growing connection to the gay community?)
So feared by the Left it had to take me down! (A lot of people have taken poor, ageing Jim down. Jim obviously likes to go down. Pictures are available on this one.)
About Me (Millions really care, James, they really do. Even now, Rush Limbaugh, overweight drug addict, has stopped taking his addictive pills and emerged from his daily stupor just to read, with eager anticipation, all about his close friend, Jeff the Marine Corps poster boy and spokesperson for the rabid right)
Bruised but not broken
I'm baaaaaaack! If you thought I was going to slink away - then you don't know much about me. Someone still has to battle the Left and now that I've emerged from the crucible, I'm stronger than before. (My God, what an egomaniac! This sleazy male whore thinks that he is a Saint George battling the dragon of the liberals! Jeff sweetie, there is only one Saint George in the White House and he occupies the Oval Office. Along with Fat Karl Rove, the co-ruler and your very good friend and supporter. It’s better that he supports you than you try to support him. You’d get a hernia trying that one. Or you could try a fork lift)
Despite all the pleas from the Left to go over to the 'dark side' and expose the 'corrupt Bush administration' simply isn't going to happen. My faith and my ideology are rock solid. (I’m sure hundreds of liberals are in touch with our Studly Jarhead, begging him to go over to some dark side and tell the world which top Washington brass he has let fudge-pack him or which Senator or Congressman has made use of one of Jeff’s adorable young studs. His faith and ideology may be rock solid and as a typical poster boy for the far right, Jeff is a doll, but as far as stating he is ‘rock hard,’ poor Jeff just can’t stop advertising his shop-worn goods. Is he looking for some wealthy Republican to discover his ‘rock hard faith?’ At his age, Jeff could easily become a poster boy for Viagra as well as the Republican Right.)
Still, the last few weeks have been difficult for my family and my associates. To them I offer my apology and gratitude for their support.
In regard to the allegations about my personal life, I have been advised by my attorneys not to comment on any of the details pending the outcome of any possible legal action I might pursue. Therefore, I won't be discussing any of that stuff here. (Your family? Are you married? To a woman? Are there fights about who wears the mascara this week? If you actually found a woman to marry you, how does the beard feel about your putting up your sagging body all over the internet for a grand a weekend? Tell me, Jeff, do you pay taxes on your earnings? Could your chubby johns take their weekend romps with you as a charitable deduction? Are you planning to sue people or only threatening? Truth is proof against libel so be very careful where you put your feet, sweetheart. I have enough material on you and the rest of your tribe here inside the Beltway to thoroughly discredit, if not permanently ruin, not only the current administration but a significant part of the senior bureaucracy as well. As a matter of fact, why not file a lawsuit against people like me and then, when you are under oath at a deposition, we can present all kinds of evidence and force you to reveal the degree and extent of your activities? And if you won’t answer the questions asked under oath, the court will have you jailed until you do. Think of all the fun you can have in the slammer! You might never want to get out. Go get Sid Flores, Shopping Mall Lawyer, and cut loose!)
Fear and Loathing in the Press Room
For the last two years, the Old Media figures at the White House thought of me as a gadfly, a right-winger with an agenda, harmless, someone to be ignored. From time to time there were grumbles among some of the reporters and one or two confrontations, but there was never a serious attempt to remove me from their midst. During my tenure I developed some good friends there who welcomed the refreshing perspective I brought to the briefings and respected my courage for asking the questions that I did.(You asked the questions you were given to ask. Let’s not try to take the credit for this. The one you did ask was phony as hell and was so bad, and so obviously a plant, that you attracted the attention that exposed you for what you are.)
It wasn’t until I asked “The Question” that everything abruptly changed. Initially, my colleagues had no reaction to the query posed to President Bush. It wasn’t until Rush Limbaugh drew attention to it that there was any interest at all. But that was enough to get a liberal group dedicated to attacking conservatives in the media to mobilize. It was horrified that the relentless string of hostile and a few downright disrespectful questions had been broken. My greater sin in their eyes, however was that I dared to suggest that two Senate Democratic leaders held an illogical view of the economy’s weakness and the strength of Social Security. (I think your sin, Angela, is that your hubris got the better of your poop chute and you thought you could play the role of right wing plant in the White House press corps at the same time you were turning sleazy tricks in DC motels. You weren’t exposed because you were so brilliant but because of your profession. The Bush White House has been a great advocate of pure, Christian family life, has attacked gay marriage, abortion and demanded the return to the wonderful old days when most babies died in childbirth, unions were forbidden and enslaved blacks worked in the cotton fields. Now it is coming out that an ageing male prostitute, working for a lunatic far-right Texas Republican flack group, is not only turning tricks with senior staffers but acting as Bush’s shill at press conferences..)
February 25, 2005
I have to hand it to John Byrne at RAWSTORY. He must have an inside connection with the Democrats on the Hill since he was the first to post a copy of the letter Sen. Dick Durbin has been passing around asking for an investigation of me. Five Democratic Senators sign letter to Bush calling for Gannon inquiry I see that one of the signatures affixed to the letter is none other than of John F. Kerry who has yet to put a pen to a Form 180 that would release rest of his military records. (Actually, there will be no official investigation of you, Angela, because you know too much about the private lives of a number of very senior Republicans. Look at Kenny Boy Lay. A stone swindler from the git- go, a friend of George Bush and someone who gave him huge sums of money before his fraud emporium caved in. Do you honestly think that Kenny Boy will ever be tried? Or you? If the American public knew what I know, <>and can easily prove<>, about the corruption and degeneracy at the top levels in the leadership of this country, there would be absolute hell to pay and the one thing the White House and a goodly part of Congress does not want, is to irritate you to the point where, in your rage at rejection, you could well out hundreds of America’s leaders. On the other hand, sweetheart, don’t let this go to your head. If you think you are going to return to the Oval office in glory, forget it. No one wants to be reminded of your existence and as you get older and flabbier, you will be reduced to turning tricks in nursing homes and trying to peddle your memoirs to the supermarket tabloids. This would result in a tragic traffic accident and three lines of type in the New York Times You mention Kerry’s military records. What about your own? Were you really ever in the Marine Corps? Was the Marine Corps ever in you? In the showers, of course. If you were a jar head, what kind of a discharge did you get? Would your medical records discuss the discharge? Were antibiotics necessary because of the discharge or was there also a trip to the proctologist?)
February 24, 2005
Daniel J. Phillips at the Biblical Christianity blog hits the nail on the head about what the Left has gained from Gannongate. (Do you mean to tell me that the Christian Right is still sniffing around your raddled fundament? ‘Gannongate?’ I suppose that ’Guckertgate’ sounds too Iowa for the print media. All of this smacks of delusions of grandeur and reference.)
RAWSTORY reports that Senate Minority Leader Harry 'Soup Lines" Reid will join in the investigation of me. He should be thanking me since I helped get him his promotion. (Ah, you helped someone get a promotion? What did it cost them? What did it cost you? A tube of Preparation H? Beltway rumor has it that both you and Fat Karl the Eunuch use that cream on your gums. You like to be called the Bulldog. How about The Pile Driver?)
Ann Coulter slices and dices the hypocrites on the Left and their handmaidens in the Old Media. (The weird Ann Coulter is a perfect foil to your activities. She is the bitter, beady-eyed maiden-lady type that used to accuse witches in Salem and smirk when they were hanged.)
February 23, 2005
Not to be outdone by his Democratic colleague Rep. Louise Slaughter, Rep. Maurice Hinchey told CNN's Judy Woodruff that he believes Karl Rove is behind the phony CBS documents and that I should be investigated because I am not "a legitimate press person." (At last, some truth emerges. You are right about Fat Karl the Eunuch but what about the Valerie Plame documents you leaked to Novak? Fat Karl is too cute to do this himself and now he had plausible deniability. Do you honestly think that your former friends will either defend or protect you? You are the political kiss of death to them and I did speak of an unfortunate traffic accident before. You should hire some young stud to start your car in the morning. After he wakes up, finishes serving you and fixes your breakfast that is.)
John Byrne at RAWSTORY reports that Sen. Dick Durbin is spearheading the political revenge on a reporter that helped bring the beloved Tom Daschle down. The letter was leaked to the 'journalist' who operates an online news service, no wait, political propaganda site. (Look what Lady Gannon hath wrought. Did you and your fudge-packing friends and partners in crime think you could keep getting away with spreading evil lies about your perceived enemies? This appears to be a classical case of karma or the biter bit.)
Michael Isikoff at Newsweek helps me serve notice on the Lefties in a short blurb, Gannon's Enemies List. It sure does save the cost of sending all those certified letters. (‘Enemies List?’ Listen, Bulldog, you are on a number of lists but are you making a veiled threat here? Are you going to implicate this Senator, that judge, or this Presidential Aide as participants in your sordid, pseudo-macho sheet rumplings? Look what happened to the famous Todd Blodgett when he threatened to out his clients over at the Kennedy-Warren. The problem with creatures like yourself is that you think that you are using people when, in fact, you yourself are being used. Get used to bleak obscurity and go very quietly into that dark night or your former patrons and clients will take you for a very long ride on a very short pier, and the bottom-feeders can munch on your 8inch+ cock and oiled pecs)
February 16, 2005
Jonah Goldberg puts Gannongate in its proper perspective for National Review Oniline. (sic) I don't like the chipmunk comparison, I think of myself more like a badger (Others think of you as quite another animal, hog breath.)
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