TBR News.org – July 9, 2007
“If Bush were not such a vicious and vindictive man, I would feel sorry for him. He has been soundly thrashed in the court of public opinion, his actual (as opposed to faked polls by the friendly media) poll numbers have dropped to 19% and are sharply and quickly falling, his top Republicans in Congress have run away from him in panic lest too close an association with him and his failed policies besmirch their reelection to the Great Hog Trough.
And how does Bush react? He gets shit-faced drunk in the private quarters and the Secret Service people have to pry him up off the rug and put him to bed. They refuse, however to clean up the puke and piss he had left all over the floors and leave that to the White House maintenance staff. Nancy Reagan had George 86ed out of the White House during her husband’s occupancy because he once pissed all over the carpets in the hall during a dinner.
Let’s face it, George is a binge drinker and always has been. He was passed out cold the second day of Katrina down at the Old Ranch in Crawford and none of his frantic staff in the White House could get through to him. Can you imagine the major panic if, say, Mexico attacked us while Bush was out cold? Or North Korea launched a missile aimed at Alaska?
On the other hand, his second-in--command, Dirty Dick Cheney (whose real
poll numbers are at 6%!) is not a drunk but he is a flaming fascist nut and a genuine basket case. I have never met such a cold, really evil man in my entire life. Cheney was behind the war in Iraq and Cheney wants desperately to bomb Iran. It was because Cheney has done so many criminal acts that Libby got off. Now we hear here that Bush will give Libby a full and complete pardon later on so he can continue to practice law and make more millions.
But on the Libby matter, Bush was in the perfect corner. If he did not pardon or commute Libby’s justified jail sentence, Libby would go to jail and talk and talk. He had no choice at all and the only question was how to tart the inevitable decision up to at least pass muster with the press.
My advice? Impeach both of them before, in their frantic desperation, they try to start another war somewhere.
And don’t think Cheney isn’t capable of pushing the button. He hates Putin, who is running rings around him and his crew, and wants to have our useless CIA assassinate him or at least encourage others to do this.
Cheney is especially pissed off because he is deeply involved in the oil industry and Putin is taking it over. Because Saudi Arabian oil fields are running out very quickly, the US and the oil people are really frantic to lay their hands on oil. Not from Chavez either. They have pissed in the bathtub and now they have to lie in it.
When the American public learns that light sweet crude has gone to $100 a barrel, they will drown all of these sleazy crooks in the bathwater and set the White House on fire.
Addition on July 8.: George and Laura just returned from a weekend visit to Camp David. It was his 61st birthday the other day and when they left the White House for the helicopter, the staff had put together a crowd of staffers and their families that Bush wouldn’t recognize, lined them up behind a yellow tape and had them wave and shout nice things as the Royal Couple walked by. Bush was waving gleefully with both hands like a small child before opening his Christmas presents. One of my friends heard him say to the wife as they neared the helicopter, “I told you they all still love me!” And his wife nodded and said, ”Yes, they surely do, George.” She lied. After she complained to Barbara about Karen Hughes and George, and Karen was shipped back to Texas, she has been much happier. Now she has him all to herself, poor woman. And after the Departure and the chance for George to get plastered again, the Secret Service passed out little bags of nuts with official emblems on them to some of the children. These came off of Air Force One and were not very fresh. I personally think they dated back to Reagan and I know because I picked up two packets for my wife’s parakeet who likes to nibble on nuts (no nasty comments here, please) but the bird sniffed at the soggy relics and flew back up to her perch and took a dump on the Imperial nuts. I checked the other packet out and the nuts were very soft and basically rotten.. Typical of what goes on around here. And pathetic. Bush had no idea this was a planted crowd and was very happy. Recently, he has been so depressed that everyone is afraid he will get shitfaced in public and fall down at a press conference.”
Addendum on Monday, July 9, 2007 at 8:25 EST. “There is absolute panic here in the White House over the swelling defections of major Republican lawmakers over the Iraq war. Everyone but Karl Rove and Cheney insist that Bush make public some serious withdrawal plan before September next. Most of the White House staffers have always supported Bush but now that it is evident that his ship is about to sink, everyone is rushing around here trying desperately to get him to save something, anything, by actually withdrawing troops before September. Only Rove and Cheney, being nuts, demand he ’hold the line’ and not yield any of his invented power to the evil and treacherous Congress. This is like doing ward duty over at St. Elisabeth’s local loonie bin, believe me. You can smell the fear all over this place and frankly, it’s fun to observe the rats looking for a way to the deck to jump off the ship.”
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