Please find below an invoice I sent to the B’nai Brith-related Central Council of Jews in Germany, a lobby group renowned for their vitriolic attacks on Christianity, which has, together with the efforts of the Marxist Frankfurt School of Social Sciences, turned almost all Europeans into Christ-hating atheists. Problem is, these Zionist non-Hebraic Jews and their feminist, Freemasonic and socialist allies among the deluded and highly remunerated Goyim elites decided to pick a fight with the wrong guy. Me.
They’re counting on an easy prosecution. They have no idea what’s coming to them, because if they fuck with me they’re about to enter a whole new world of pain. I like Jews, because at school I always used to beat them at chess. I like Jews who are sincere in their beliefs and don’t consider themselves to be part of the Talmudic Master Race. But I very much resent those who waste my time with trivial complaints, insult my saviour Jesus Christ (who is God Almighty), burn Bibles in the streets, or force me to make statements that would make a liar out of me. I do not, never have and never will bear false witness against my fellow man.
I am a freeborn Englishman, uniquely created in the image of God. No man or woman on the face of this planet has the authority or the power to tell an Englishman what he must or must not think. My father told me: “Believe nothing you hear and only half of what you read.” My Grammar School teachers, who were amongst the best educated post-graduate Oxford and Cambridge professors in the world, taught me the values of scepticism, critical thinking and empirical enquiry. These men meant a lot to me, and a damned-sight more than any two-bit Marxist-addled Zionist living on government hand-outs with a grudge against my own people.
If what the Zionist Jews say is true, then I feel awfully sorry for them, and I would also expect they would consider with some remorse the 27 million Christians allegedly murdered in the Marxist Soviet Union, the 60 million Christians who needlessly died during the Second World War, and the one million Iraqis who died so that their oil could be piped direct to the Israeli port of Haifa. However, I myself have no way of knowing what really happened because I was not there. I trust my honourable old teachers in maintaining a very sceptical line of enquiry in everything I hear, read and see.
No policeman would ever ask someone born in 1959 to stand in the dock before a judge and swear on the Bible that he had witnessed a crime that allegedly took place twenty years before he was born. Such a policemen would soon find himself charged with corruption and the witness would be incarcerated for perjury.
The charge of “holocaust denial” is an outrageous attack upon my right not to bear false witness, measuring in equal value to the charge of “holocaust affirmation”. Both denial and affirmation of a past event not experienced at first hand is a form of self-deception; and where the self-deception includes the religiously enforced belief that a murder took place (and that the believer accepts this in his heart and professes it with his mouth) then God Almighty will call him to account, for he was sternly advised: THOU SHALT NOT BEAR FALSE WITNESS.
I shall not break this Commandment in order to appease some tin pot little European bureaucrat with a fixation on “history”. Her opinions are not my opinions. My country is not her country. My education is not her education. Her religion is not my religion. Just as the history of the fish in the sea is not the history of the bird in the sky, her history is not my history.
I am extremely angry by the way I was recently treated by these servants of the Zionist European Soviet Socialist Union. I will not stand for it and I want much more than a simple apology. I not only intend to sue by means of issuing a punitive invoice that fairly covers the costs incurred by this heinous attack on my person, I also demand and expect the swift abolition of the European Union, which is illegal by virtue of the invalid Treaty of Rome. The two are connected, as you will learn in my postscript.
Furthermore, I wish to hear no more about Asian Ashkenazi “Jews” being Hebrews, for as all DNA scientists have proved time and again, the Palestinian people are the direct descendants of the Children of Israel. Let’s hear no more about the “Diaspora” bullshit. Farmers and sheepherders stay close to the land and don’t abandon their livelihoods simply because an occupying power demolished one of their favourite temples.
I only ask that my editor formats the invoice as rendered in the Word Document I have already sent to the Ashkenazi non-Hebraic Zionist Israel lobby by post, or include it as an inline attachment.
I expect every single euro to be paid to the Rachel Corrie fund, as stipulated in my invoice as the penance I demand of my blasphemous accusers. If they don’t pay, I shall run them right through every single court in the land.
I shall simply no longer tolerate their insolence, impudence and mischief. Nor shall I any longer allow them to attack those who love Jesus Christ and live by the word of God. This is Europe, the land of the chosen, not the Idumeans, and it belongs to Jesus Christ. It may seem to millions that the Master has vacated the house and allowed the children to run riot. But his return is imminent, and my warning is not a threat to Zionist Jews and their Freemasonic and communist fellow travellers, but a compassionate enjoinder to them to listen to the Truth and change their hearts before it’s too late.Link to invoice