I just had to laugh. “Al Qaeda” aka Al CIAda is now taking requests! Like some top 40 radio station or something.
News comes from the local newspaper that the “increasingly media savvy” Ayman al Zawahri, Al Qaeda’s #2 man has invited journalists to send in questions to him. Kind of like an Islamic terrorist Dear Abby, don’t ya know.
A curious thing, though. How in hell are the “journalists” supposed to submit these questions? Is there a 1-800 number listed? No. Is there a P.O. box number listed? No. Is there mayhaps a useful website listed where queries may be sent? No.
In fact, and I’m quoting from the newspaper article here, “The authenticity of the invitation, first posted Sunday, could not be independently confirmed. The advertisement appeared on several websites that Al Qaida’s media arm, Al Sahab, officially uses for messages.
“No web address was provided by the news services for Al-Zawahiri’s website.”
Hmmm, no web address provided for Al-Zawahiri’s website. Hint: that’s because it doesn’t exist. Or at the least, doesn’t exist outside of some U.S. spook affiliated web server.
In times past, one of “Al Qaeda’s” websites, alneda.com (al neda means the heavenly call, in arabic) turned out to track back to Berlin, Maryland,. Sarasota, Florida, and Austin, Texas! The fact that Texas and Florida were both governed till recently by two Bush brothers, and that Maryland is Spook Junction territory is a complete coincidence. No doubt.
Going back to the newspaper article, “The authenticity of the invitation…..could not be independently confirmed.” No shit. It sort of puts one in mind of all the “Osama” tapes that can not be independently confirmed. Oh, but I stand corrected! There was one “Osama” tape that was independently confirmed. A prestigious sound lab in Switzerland confirmed to a 95% probability that the voice on the tape was NOT Osama Bin Laden.
“A team from the Lausanne-based Dalle Molle Institute for Perceptual Artificial Intelligence, Idiap, said it was 95% certain the tape does not feature the voice of the al-Qaeda leader.”
(Very shortly after their confirmation of the inauthenticity of this tape they released a statement that they would NOT be doing any more tests of this sort. Draw your own conclusions.)
But to go further, “Al Qaeda” does not exist, either. At least not in the way that we’ve been led to believe. Before his very unfortunate death British Foreign Secretary Robin Cook dropped the bombshell about the true origins of “Al Qaeda.” (Al Qaeda means “The Base” in arabic.)
“Shortly before his untimely death, former British Foreign Secretary Robin Cook told the House of Commons that “Al Qaeda” is not really a terrorist group but a database of international mujaheddin and arms smugglers used by the CIA and Saudis to funnel guerrillas, arms, and money into Soviet-occupied Afghanistan.” (a side note here–as shown in the new movie, Charlie Wilson”s War, at the height of the covert war in Afghanistan against the Russians $1,000,000,000 a year was being spent. Half of this came from the black ops budget in the House of Representatives (completely unknown to the U.S. public, of course) and half, 500 million dollars, came from Saudi Arabia.)
So Al Qaeda ——- The Base, is really The Database, and is a completely MI6 and CIA derived origin for the name of that organization. Foreign Secretary Robin Cook died before being able to disclose any more inconvenient truths.
And speaking of inconvenient truths, I’ll let you all in on a little secret. Remember that recent video of “Osama” that was released in time for the 9/11 anniversary? Here’s how I believe it was done. Rita Katz, the Jewish Iraqi expatriate and Mossad operative, whose father was executed by Saddam for being an Israeli spy, and who now runs the SITE Institute in Washington, D.C., which always seems to be the first to come up with these tapes, or one of her minions, found an old—–a very old tape of Osama lying around that had not been previously broadcast before. From this tape roughly 1 1/2 minutes or so was cut, with Osama speaking very generically—you know, Allah is great, Allah is good, etc. blah, blah, blah. Then the video was freeze-framed, and using voice-morphing technology developed at Los Alamos Labs nearly a decade ago, “Osama” was made to say shit from recent events to make it look like he was still alive. Which he is not. Everything in the tape that refers to recent events comes in the part where Osama is freeze-framed. That’s why Osama looks much younger, healthier, weighs more, and has a trimmed beard that is not grey.
Because he was a LOT younger when that tape was originally made. He did NOT dye his beard. Dyeing the beard is against Islamic law, for god’s sake.
Should you doubt the ability of the clandestine forces to do this, check this out:
“Gentlemen! We have called you together to inform you that we are going to overthrow the United States government.” So begins a statement being delivered by Gen. Carl W. Steiner, former Commander-in-chief, U.S. Special Operations Command.
At least the voice sounds amazingly like him.
But it is not Steiner. It is the result of voice “morphing” technology developed at the Los Alamos National Laboratory in New Mexico.
By taking just a 10-minute digital recording of Steiner’s voice, scientist George Papcun is able, in near real time, to clone speech patterns and develop an accurate facsimile. Steiner was so impressed, he asked for a copy of the tape.”
One final note. Al Sahab, the “media savvy” publishing arm of Al Qaeda, means The Cloud in arabic.
Now I strongly suspect that the origin of this name is another in house sick joke by the spooks, just like Al Qaeda really means The Database. When you think cloud, think smokescreen, think blowing smoke up someone’s ass, or even better, think “the power to cloud men’s minds.” There is a long history in the clandestine forces of naming secret programs with titles that are only gotten by people who are in on the joke. Like when the Bay of Pigs invasion was called Operation Zapata, and two of the five ships were renamed the Barbara J and the Houston.
Zapata Petroleum, headquartered in Houston, was started in 1953 by George H.W. Bush and others, including Thomas J. Devine, a CIA staffer. In late 1975 George H. W. Bush was named to be Director, Central Intelligence by Gerald Ford, often described at the time as the CIA’s best friend in the House of Representatives. But all these things are coincidence. No doubt.
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