Nancy Allen’s “Guide to Gay Sex” — April 4, 2013

Nancy Allen’s First Lesson:
1. Anal sex is one of the principal homosexual pleasures. Anal intercourse is analogous to normal sex. You may disregard the fact that the anus was never intended by nature to be a receptacle. Disregard the fact that when sodomy is performed, the peculiar forced inward expansion of the anal canal results in a tearing of the lining as well as bleeding anal fissures. This gives rise to a litany of diseases.
2. Anilingus, usually referred to as “Rimming.” This delightful practice involves licking the rim of the anus, and often ingesting faecal matter – in other words, eating shit. If they don’t actually eat shit, some homosexuals defecate on each other. This bizarre practice is known as scat. Urination into the mouth and over the bleeding body of the participant…is likewise a common practice.  This is known as golden showers or water sports. Go for it children!

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