Jewish Jokes about Goyim & God

by Henry Makow Ph.D. – henrymakow.com March 26, 2013

Jews love Jewish jokes as much as anyone. Many focus on how money-minded Jews are supposed to be. I love this Woody Allen one-liner: “See this pocket watch? My grandfather sold it to me on his deathbed.”
Recently, I read some jokes meant for Jewish eyes only. They came from a Chapter “Jacob and Esau” in “Jewish Wit and Wisdom” published in 1952. Many reflected the traditional Jewish-Gentile relationship down through the centuries. The first one emphasized the view that Jews are smarter than others.
A rich man left his fortune to his three friends, an Irishman, a German and a Jew. The only stipulation was that each had to put a $100 bill in his coffin just before it was lowered into the ground. At the funeral, the Irishman and the German both gladly fulfilled their obligation. Then it was the Jew’s turn. He picked up the two hundred dollar bills and left a cheque for $300 in the coffin!
This is fairly benign compared to what came next.
Two Jews, one from London and one from a small shtetl (village) in Poland met at a spa in Germany. The Londoner asked his Polish friend how many Jews were in his village. 700. And how many goyim? 45. And what do the Jews do? They are artisans and shopkeepers and traders. And the goyim?  “They make themselves useful to the Jews. They sweep out the stores and on Sabbath make the fires and remove the candlesticks.”
Then, it was the Pole’s turn. On learning there were 200,000 Jews in London, and seven million goyim, he quite rightly inquired, “What do you need so many goyim for?”This story nicely illustrates the parochial quality of many Jews. Is it good or bad for the Jews? is a common reflex. Call it a “self-referential” quality, where the world revolves around them, and they create reality according to their prejudices and self-interest. (Is it a coincidence that the mass media and Hollywood are dominated by these “reality-creators?” And they have used this power to divert gentiles from the diabolical Judeo Masonic conspiracy?) This Jewish “solipsism” now passes as “Modernism.”
In his book, Sex and Character (1903), the Jewish philosopher Otto Weininger, left, labeled it “subjectivity” and compared Jews with some women, saying neither are able to see situations objectively, or in moral terms. Everything is a reflection of their emotion, vanity and self-interest. Have you noticed that people in general are becoming more selfish and self-centered as Christian influence fades?
The joke also reminds me that while Jews have convinced themselves and the world they are the victims of irrational “hate,” the Talmud tells us the hate originates somewhere within Jewish ranks. The rest of us cannot conceive that certain people would set themselves up in opposition to the human race and actually succeed.
The notion that the goyim will serve “the Jews” motivates the Illuminati in general. (The Illuminati include Freemasonry.) This explains why the human race is kept in a state of arrested development, in a perpetual adolescence. This is why there is no common effort to lift humanity to a higher spiritual and mental plane. On the contrary, the general effort is directed at degrading, re-engineering and indoctrinating it for permanent servitude.

GOD

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