“By now, it is fairly well-known that looting, colossal swindles of taxpayers and general gross corruption is the hallmark of the George W. Bush Iraqi Safari but about ten minutes ago, someone walked into my office with a wide grin and dropped the following intercepted message on my desk. I have redacted part of it but it was addressed to the White House fax address of a prominent Bush staffer (all of these email sites, excepting only Bush and Cheney, are tapped) and signed by a U.S. Army sergeant. It is fairly easy to understand and, I assure you, is completely typical of the gang of thieves, con men and moral lepers I have to deal with on a daily basis. What is going to be done about it? Nothing. If someone sent this to Alberto Gonzales, the AG, he would try to get his cut too!
‘Dear Mr. ………
I am currently a member of the U.S. military with the 3rd Armored Cavalry Regiment,, Tal Afar, stationed in Iraq.
I am presently in Kuwait..
We have in our possession, and under our custody and control, the sum of US $25,000,000 (Twenty Five Million US Dollars), which once belonged to the late Saddam Hussein. These cash funds have been moved out of Iraq by specific order of the Secretary of Defense, and are presently kept safe in a Security Company headquartered, for security reasons, in Kuwait. This company is wholly-owned by the relative of a United States cabinet member.
Please view this link for more details: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/2988455.stm
Basically, since we are working for the American Government, we cannot keep these funds, but we want to transfer and move the funds to you, so that you can keep it for us in your safe account or an offshore account.
I have the authority from my partners involved to propose that in the event should you be willing to assist us in this transaction, your share of the sum will be 30% of the US$25 million, 60% for us and 10% will be kept aside for expenses. Rest assure that this business is 100% safe for your part provided you treat it with utmost secrecy and confidentiality.
Therefore, if you are interested, please reply immediately via my private email address,:
Upon your response, I shall then provide you with more details that will help you understand the transaction. Please observe utmost confidentiality, and rest assured that this business is risk free.
3rd Armored Cavalry Regiment,, Kuwait City’”
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