Voice of the White House November 15, 2004

In recent past issues, we have carried comments from a very well-informed source inside the White House. Some of these remarks, most especially one about Bush’s physical and mental problems, drew an enormous number of viewers and hundreds of inquiries, most especially from foreign press entities. Our source was the first to expose, and we were the first to make public, the accusations that the President of the United States was a man that suffered from serious psychological problems. He also revealed ongoing plans to attack Iran. Since our initial publication of his postings, there has been increasing interest in the subject and herewith, we present additional input from inside the White House. If you have a weak stomach, do not read the following material. Not being able to either confirm of deny any of this information, we present it without comment or endorsement.

November 12, 2004: “ The aftermath of the Bush win is that it has been mutually decided between the White House, its corporate allies and the media that there will be absolutely no substantive talk about any stolen votes. Were votes stolen? Believe it. Rove and his boys bought votes and defective machines by the container ship full but since Kerry folded early, the issue is, as far as Rove is concerned, a dead one. Like 2000, Bush made it inside the White House and there is no lawful way to get him out. If the media or mainline press harps on this, it will only increase the widening gulf between the loonie Christians and the rest of America and since the nuts are now in power, this will result in what can approach a civil war. Hence the silence.

Now, much has been said about what was behind the senseless attack on Iraq. It was partially the neocons but mostly the work of Karl Rove. He is ruthless, clever and highly motivated but only in a very narrow focus. He wants absolute power, through his puppet Bush, and whatever it takes to get it matters not to him. He initially began to seduce a very susceptible and thoroughly dependant Bush into the Iraq adventure by pointing out that unlike his father, who pulled up short of Baghdad, the prodigal son could one up Daddy. That was appealing but even more appealing was the theory, often expressed by Rove here that a wartime president was guaranteed reelection. Rove didn’t care what war was being fought as long as it was in progress at election time. Since the neocons and Israel wanted war against Muslims and since the powerful oil industry, family friends and supporters of Bush, wanted access to the oil, Iraq was a logical choice. These factors supported Rove and now poor rabbity Bush was getting it from all sides. Rove persuaded some dimwitted Christian leaders into telling Bush that a Moral Christian Crusade against the heathen Moslems would please God so he covered that possible exit and Bush, now energized and prodded from different sides, agreed to go after Iraq. The neocons were delighted that Israel was rid of the dangerous Saddam (who had launched SCUDs at Israel the last time), the oil people saw the huge oil riches of Iraq already in their very own pockets and the weird Christ freaks saw the New Jerusalem and the Return of the Master next Monday. There really wasn’t much to this strategic pot of ale and when the froth vanished, all that was left were bitter dregs and Bush will have to drain the pot to the very bottom. That we will all suffer because of this madness is of no concern to anyone else in the White House. Four more years and pictures of Bush standing next to Jesus and Rove will be going up any moment in all the offices. If you think I am being sarcastic, think again.”

November 13, 2004: “ True to form, Bush let the hog into the kitchen garden again. He put Porter Goss, a nasty, arrogant man, in as DCI with orders to “weed out” any and all CIA agents who have been leaking negative information about him. Goss, who has the intelligence and sensitivity of a pit bull, is doing what the Master told him to but with utterly disastrous results. The CIA has very few really competent agents these days and most of them are going to resign, either singly or en masse. What is really worse is that many of them have made off with the most secret of reports proving that the CIA warned the Bush ninnies in plenty of time about the Iraq situation but Bush/Rove chose to ignore them.

I have seen some of these papers and if the disaffected agents make good on their intentions of sending them off to the media, both domestic and foreign, Bush will be lynched by an enraged public and they will find some kind of a hoist to haul the bloated and thrashing body of Karl Rove up right beside him. Speaking of lynching, the Bush people here are absolutely terrified that someone will do something bad to George at his Imperial Inauguration. He is without a doubt, according to the Secret Service people I know, the most hated President in history and threats have come in at a rate that no one believes. They will be moving heavy military units into DC for the January elevation to the Throne of Jesus and there will be no public walking. When Bush appears, it will be well away from a sniper’s line of fire and no one will be allowed to approach the area where the Master is speaking without a special pass and without having a body search! What a wonderful comment on the State of the Union! Also, bomb-sniffing dogs, helicopter patrols, electronic surveillance, massive plain clothes infiltration of crowds, welded-shut street manhole covers, snipers on all roof tops along the parade route, and a bulletproof limo for the Fuehrer that would protect against grenades, bullets or other marks of public displeasure. Now that Bush has been reelected, there will few, if any, public appearances outside of the Rose Garden or inside well-guarded public buildings. No Dallas for George!

The Secret Service is now under orders to investigate anyone foolish enough to make physical threats on the Internet and to arrest them and confiscate their computers if they are caught. Apparently, the Internet is becoming a hotbed of intrigue against the President and to the point where the authorities are becoming very frightened. As a part of my job assignment, I review many websites on a daily basis and I can assure you all that there is now much up there that is truly alarming. Also frightened, besides George, who would probably fill up his pants if someone let off a firecracker near him, are the Jesus Freaks who have convinced themselves that they alone put him back in office and tremble with fear lest he be sent to Jesus without dissing Roe v. Wade, establishing creationism in all public schools, imprisoning all gays, removing all gun control laws, shutting down the Democratic Party as a hotbed of homosexual, Satanistic secular humanism and other Nazi-like insanities. I have to put up with these odious loonies on a daily basis and it’s getting rather thin, let me tell you. The White House is crowded with the drooling and twitching Jesus Freaks now, all of them panting to touch the hem of His garment. They are given nice color pictures of the Messiah to take home and burn candles in front of…..Bush and his friends want to change the governments of Syria, Iran, Russia, North Korea, China and, hopefully, France. I am not being funny. We have no troops left to frighten people with and the rest of the sane world is starting to unify against us, both politically and economically. Bush himself is not aware of this because his handlers won’t tell him but many of them are worried. We do know that there is a “plot” concocted by evil anti-American Satanists and secular humanists to replace the dollar with the euro and this is causing what amounts to terminal spastic colon in the more enlightened areas of the Beltway.

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