The Voice of the White House August 16, 2004

In previous issues, we carried comments from a reporter assigned to the White House press corps. Some of these remarks, most especially one about Bush’s physical and mental problems, drew an enormous number of viewers and hundreds of inquiries, most especially from foreign press entities. The reporter advised us by email that there was rampant fury in the White House and security was becoming very tight. As a result of this, he decided to lay low for a few weeks and see how the wind was blowing. Yesterday, he sent us the following material which we are now posting. Some of it is outrageous in the extreme but to date, no one has proven him wrong.

(August 9, 2004) ”Here are some bits of candy for you and your readers. You will be hearing much about certain “important terrorist revelations” allegedly obtained from the laptop of a “top alQuaeda” operative that was “captured” in Pakistan. Don’t believe any of it, children. One of my sources in the Monkey Palace has shown me an evaluation that states that all of this has been faked from old intercepts by the Special Collections Service in Beltsville, Maryland, who have faked other “Osama bin Laden tapes” This concocted “intelligence” was then stuck into a Dell laptop put together in Austin, Texas and sold to a reliable Pakistani stool pigeon. This has faked “Osama bin Laden” material on it and the White House has built a great propaganda campaign around it. The gist of the faked messages is that there will be an attack in the US just before the elections. Remember, you heard it here first!

Bush is desperate to find an excuse to postpone the election because the Monkey Palace’s private (and very accurate) polls show Bush below a 20% approval rating! In this election, the younger voters are very probably going to vote en bloc and be instrumental in booting the creep out. Bush and his people detest blacks, gays and any kind of liberal plus all Catholics. Karl Rove told a secretary that “all Catholic priests are a pack of queers” and referred to the Catholics as “mackerel snappers.” Wonderful! I wonder what they have to say about us Jews? While on the subject of electronic matters, I suppose you know that the US, through NSA, electronically tracks all prominent heads of state from France, Germany, Russia, England, Saudi Arabia, Egypt, Iran, Turkey, Spain and Canada and monitors all of their personal and governmental conversations. Speaking of the NSA, they are supposed to maintain and monitor spy satellites that dot the skies. Fact is that due to carelessness and general inefficiency, most of these surveillance satellites are totally inoperative between 50 to 75% of the time and many countries know exactly when a spy satellite is due to pass overhead (because the Russians know the tracks and have passed this information out to certain putative Putin allies [pun intended]) so hide things until they are out of range. Another multi-billion boondoggle shoved off on the public. The fact that the satellites were not working is the reason that the Indian and Pakistani A bomb tests were not observed. Wonderful how They are Protecting us!”

(August 12, 2004) “Because it is known at the White House that I am Jewish, the following information was given to me by a sympathetic Christian lady. There is a so-called “think tank” called the American Enterprise Institute (AEI). It is very active in support of very right wing Israeli causes and is the breeding ground for many of the neo cons that direct US foreign policy. It is also considered an army of the Likud and very supportive of Ariel Sharon. AEI has been “funding” certain important Administration figures with large grants designed entirely to either buy their support for Likud activities or to keep them in line. For example, Cheney’s wife got a $125,000 “grant” from AEI and there are others. The Republicans, outraged that a number of prominent GOPs are being outed for homosexuality, have gotten a nice Jewish boy to out the Governor of New Jersey. If this mutual outing goes on, there will be many vacant seats in Congress, believe me. Billions of “aid” dollars and money supposedly held in trust over the sale of Iraqi oil has been looted by members of this Administration. I mean outrageous pocket stuffing.

A report, heavily classified and For Eyes Only (but Xeroxed) states that over a billion dollars has gone Dixie and there are questions about certain firms with specific connections to both Perle and Wolfowitz are front and center in the, never to go anywhere, investigation.

Remember that Bush favorite, Douglas Feith was charged with being an Israeli agent of influence and booted out of his sensitive position. He did return after Bush grabbed power. The Israeli’s have managed to get into a system called MAROON SHIELD that consists of Sensitive Compartmented Information on NSA and CIA functions and agents in the Middle East. This program includes Sensitive Compartmented Information (SCI) intelligence on NSA and CIA operations in the Middle East and around the world, including technical details of how the NSA intercepted microwave communications and information on the highly classified MAROON SHIELD satellite intelligence system”

(August 14, 2004) “What did I tell you? The Democrats were outing Republican gays and threatening to go after gay members of Congress, both House and Senate. They started doing this, a lower level first with the understanding they would “move right up the ladder,” until they got into Bush’s top echelon of advisors. Rove, a nasty and vicious true Christian activist, then decided to show up the Democrats and his people set up and nailed the Democratic Governor of New Jersey. This was to be a two-pronged attack: First, humiliate the Governor and force him to either resign or pay off the Rove people (have to make it somewhere, buddy) and second, if he would not be blackmailed, to force him out before the November elections and rig an election so that the Republicans could have another state house. I said this would be very ugly before it was over. Rove himself is not gay but he has other personal habits that are probably much worse. Look for the Demos to nail Rove and remove him from Bush’s side.”

For more reports from inside the White House see:

The Voice of the White House August 9, 2004

The Voice of the White House August 2, 2004

The Voice of the White House 27th July, 2004

Voice of the White House July 15 & 16, 2004

Voice of the White House July 10, 2004

Voice of the White House June 28, 2004

Washington Shrink Calls Bush a “Paranoid, Sadistic Meglomaniac”

Voice of the White House, June 10-14, 2004

Voice of the White House – May 31 to June 4, 2004

Voice of the White House, May 31, 2004

Bush’s Erratic Behaviour Worries White House Aides

Voice of the White House May 24, 2004

The White House Responds!

Controlling the News: Notes from Inside the White House

Notes from a White House insider

Controlling the News April 8, 2004