Royal Roasting: Prince Andrew Compared to Queen Victoria’s Sex Mad Son, ‘Dirty Bertie’

Richard Littlejohn — Daily Mail Columnist November 22, 2019

Satire by Richard Littlejohn on the latest sex scandal to rock the royal family. Brief comments from Lasha Darkmoon.  

 

Albert Edward, Prince of Wales, later to become King Edward VII (1841-1910), is here compared satirically with Prince Andrew, inset, who has been effectively disgraced by his close association with Jeffrey Epstein’s stable of underage girls.
As Prince Andrew is forced out of public life over his relationship with the paedophile financier Jeffrey Epstein, it’s worth reflecting on how some of his predecessors might have fared under the glare of the modern media spotlight. Take, for instance, Queen Victoria’s son Albert Edward, Prince of Wales, the Playboy Prince, who went on to become Edward VII.
Known to the Royal Family as ‘Bertie’, he had a voracious sexual appetite, earning him the nicknames ‘Dirty Bertie’ and ‘Edward the Caresser’.
There are plenty of parallels with the plight of Prince Andrew, although alongside Dirty Bertie, Randy Andy comes across as a rank amateur. The difference is that Prince Edward’s promiscuity and serial indiscretions, while fairly common knowledge, went largely unreported in an age of deference.
If newspapers of the day had been free to report the truth, late Victorians could have been reading stories like this:

The Pall Mall Gazette

Dateline London, November 22nd, 1899.
From our Royal Correspondent . . .

His Royal Highness The Prince of Wales is under intense pressure to resign from all his official duties following sensational revelations about his debauched behaviour.
His whoring, gambling and unsuitable friendships have all been laid bare in an exclusive interview he granted to the Pall Mall Gazette, an ill-fated attempt to salvage his reputation.
As a number of leading charities sought to distance themselves from the Prince, Her Majesty Queen Victoria (pictured) summoned him to Buckingham Palace for crisis talks.
It is expected he will have to renounce his right of succession and go into exile, although probably not to France. French investigators are seeking his extradition for questioning in connection with allegations he has been indulging in sex with minors.
Some of his most sordid sexual encounters have taken place at a so-called ‘high class’ Paris brothel called Le Chabanais. The Prince has his own private room with a huge bath filled with champagne. Eye-witnesses report that he bathes for hours with several young prostitutes.
Agents from the French Bureau of Investigations (FBI) now want to interview His Royal Highness over allegations that many of these women had been trafficked and were under the age of consent.
The revelations came to light after one woman contacted the #MoiAussi movement, which exposes sexual predators in high places.
According to FBI files, as he got older and piled on the pounds, the Prince commissioned French furniture manufacturer Soubrier to build him a special chair which would allow him to make love to two women at once without running the risk of him crushing them. Last night, investigators were still puzzling over how this contraption worked.
LD: We are kept guessing as to how this heavy-duty ‘love chair’ actually worked, enabling the jumbo-sized  (48-inch waist) Bertie to sport with two young women at once without crushing them to death. (The chair pictured, here and here). I confess I am baffled by this mysterious contraption.
A trip the Prince took to the United States in 1860 is also coming under the microscope. Did he stay at the Manhattan mansion of one of his financier friends, or visit the notorious Florida vice den known as Mar-a-Lago?
Back in England, the Prince is reputed to have had at least 50 lovers, including the celebrated actress Lily Langtry; Lady Randolph Churchill, whose son Winston will lead Britain to victory in World War II; and Alice Keppel, whose great-granddaughter Camilla Parker Bowles will one day become the mistress of a future Prince of Wales.
The Prince doesn’t only have a huge sexual appetite, he’s an incorrigible glutton. According to royal sources, he insists on five ten-course meals a day, washed down with fine wines, port and champagne. He smokes 20 cigarettes daily and numerous cigars.
He has ballooned to a 48in waist, leading to him being condemned by anti-obesity campaigners, as well as anti-tobacco groups.
He was attacked by climate change protesters after taking delivery of one of the new-fangled horseless carriages, which stand accused of contaminating atmosphere and blackening the sky.
His Royal Highness first drove a four-cylinder Daimler in 1896 (pictured), provoking activists from Extinction Rebellion to glue themselves to The Mall, bringing central London to a standstill and causing a three-mile tailback of hansom cabs and omnibuses.
Last night, Daimler was one of the first companies to consider returning its Royal Warrant, as businesses and charities moved to distance themselves from him.
The Prince is patron of a raft of charities, including the Elizabeth Garrett Anderson Hospital for Women, the Soho Square Hospital for Women, the Royal Hospital for Children and Women at Waterloo, and Great Ormond Street Hospital for Sick Children.
All of these organisations are now severing their links with him, saying that any continued association would be ‘inappropriate’. If they don’t act now, there are genuine fears that at some time in the future a sexually predatory celebrity could gain access to vulnerable women and children in hospitals under the guise of working for “charity” — even though Jimmy Savile is not alive yet

IF only this picture could have included  TONY BLAIR!

Royal-watchers were amazed when the Prince agreed to be interviewed by the Pall Mall Gazette in an attempt to rescue his reputation. Did he recall throwing sex parties at Sandringham for his mistresses, including a notorious Italian madam said to procure prostitutes for him?
“No,” he said, to our correspondent’s astonishment. “It was a shooting weekend, just a straightforward shooting weekend.”
Did he regret paying numerous visits to the Parisian brothel, Le Chabanais?
“It was a convenient place to stay. At the time I felt it was the honourable and right thing to do.”
Did he not think it was odd, all those half-naked young women everywhere?
“It was almost like a railway station in the sense that there were people coming in and out of that house all the time. You have to remember that as a member of the Royal Family, I’m used to staff walking around.”
Half naked?
Is there any way he could have had sex with a young woman trafficked to the brothel?
“No, and without putting too fine a point on it, if you’re a man it is a positive act to have sex with somebody—and I do not remember anything.”
By now sweating profusely in a three-piece Harris Tweed shooting outfit, the Prince was asked about a photograph of him with his arm round a young woman who says she was forced to have sex with him.
He claimed it couldn’t possibly be him because he was in a Pizza Express in Woking that night, even though Pizza Express will not be invented for another 65 years . . .

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Left to right: Prince andrew, Virginia Roberts and Ghislaine Maxwell. Click to enlarge

 

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Dr Lasha Darkmoon (b.1978) is an Anglo-American ex-academic with higher degrees in Classics whose political articles and poems have been translated into several languages. Most of her political essays can be found at The Occidental Observer and The TruthSeeker. Her own website, Darkmoon.me, is now within the top 1 percent of websites in the world according to the Alexa ranking system.

5 responses to “Royal Roasting: Prince Andrew Compared to Queen Victoria’s Sex Mad Son, ‘Dirty Bertie’”

  1. This not only reflects badly on male degeneracy but females who are willing to benefit from selling their bodies to old unattractive rich men…

    On the other hand being able to eat five ten course meals a day when not shagging umpteen women or smoking twenty plus ciggies a day, is something of an achievement. It’s like some sort of an inverse degenerate triathlon. (As Roy Castle would say “dedication is what you need…”)

    Not only that, but the two for one “love chair” drawing indicates the “gentleman” was able to keep his top hat on while engaged in his Jabba the Hutt activities. The Victorians certainly were able to do things we have lost the ability to do.

  2. Sir Anthony Blunt who served Rothschild and the jews against his own countrymen in W W 2 is on record as saying that at the end of W W 2 Rothschild who had engineered the removal of the French and Russian royal families, considered removing the British Royals, Blunt said Rothschilds wish to bring Comunism to the west is incompatable to having royals sitting in oppulent luxury
    Blunt asked if he could have Buck Palace as a huge art museum with him as curator.
    Rothschild after some deliberation said that as our royals were secret jews he would leave them where they were.
    Blunt played a double game, working for Rothschild but at the same time he was acting as go between with the Royals and Hitler. Hitler liked the royals and hoped we would keep them, the Queens mother was a complete miser but sent money and gifts to Hitler
    ass he knew what would happen if the soviets took the country which was what Churchill was paid for.
    Blunt supplied boys from care homes to various homosexuals, many were not seen again

  3. I was in show biz for some years i have seen the promises and threats made to impressionable young girls and boys for that matter to get them to comply.
    Parties at Vanessa Feltz home with Esther Rantzen with young teenage boys
    as waiters wearing just tiny cloths over their private bits, disgusted me
    people dismiss it be saying oh thats just how jews behave
    well its not good enough, its child abuse

  4. It looks like this mental behavior disorder runs in the family. You have to ask yourself why this seems to be more prevalent in the “blue” bloodline families.
    Those sneaky/snakey crypto-jews have no morals at all and multi-generational defects.

  5. Bertie was a paedo like all the royals then! That plus Satanists and cannibals.