Tel Aviv, City of a Thousand Thrills

. . . by Petra Scandali — Darkmoon.me Oct 19, 2014

According to a new report, if you are single and looking for sex thrills, Tel Aviv is the second best place to go. But if you are looking for gay sex and illicit sex with underage girls kidnapped in Eastern Europe and Russia, Tel Aviv is top of the list.

Warning!

Explicit Material!

Not for Under 18s!

Meet Israel’s Daylight Prostitutes

Israeli pros1

“It’s just turned 10 A.M. and escort parlors, strip joints and discreet apartments have already opened their doors for business. Many of the women who work in them are mothers.” (Haaretz, here)
If you are single and looking for sex thrills, Tel Aviv is the second best place to go! So says Jewish writer Erica Morris. Though she does not tell you this, here you will find more strip clubs and brothels and underage girls kidnapped in Eastern Europe who will be prepared to give you a blow job for only a few shekels.
So why not put your moral scruples aside and forget for a moment the dead and maimed in Palestine? Head for the Promised Land where you will find the hottest hotties you are ever likely to see anywhere on earth, including the most goloptious same-sex partners for those who are drawn to “the love that dare not speak its name”.


. . . by Erica Morris

Managing Editor of jspacenews
Erica Morris, author of this article

Erica Morris,
author of this article

Tel Aviv is the second sexiest city on Earth, at least according to a new ranking released earlier this month.
Gan Hahashmal, an area of the White City, was given the spot on Thrillist’s Top Ten Sexiest Neighborhoods on Earth. Tel Aviv fell behind only Rio de Janiero’s Ipanema neighborhood, which took first in the ranking.
“Israel’s renowned for its gorgeous citizenry, having produced the wonders that are Bar Refaeli and Gal Gadot but Tel Aviv in particular serves as a crossroads of international and domestic hotties,” writes Thrillist
Bar Refaeli, Israeli Supermodel

Bar Refaeli, Israeli Supermodel

Israelis are prouder of the Beautaceous Bar
than they are of their military prowess in Gaza.
When not busy shooting fish in a barrel in Gaza,
Israelis like to drool over pics of sultry sexbomb Bar
with her poutypoo kissywissy mouth!
“Add in the fact that Tel Aviv’s population is overwhelmingly single, and you’ll start to see how a hip neighborhood like Gan Hahashmal — with its public garden, late-Ottoman-era houses, and cutting-edge boutiques — can be a hotbed of sexy people doing sexy things.”

israeli pros3

“The beauty of a woman cheereth the countenance,
and a man loveth nothing better.”
Ecclesiasticus, 36:22

Tel Aviv also beat out New York’s SoHo, Milan’s Quadrilatero della Moda, and Montreal’s Le Plateau-Mont Royal, which ranked third, fourth and fifth, respectively.
Other areas to make the top ten list include neighborhoods in Sydney, Buenos Aires, Barcelona, Paris and Tokyo.
It’s been a good month for Tel Aviv!

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Gay Parade, Tel Aviv.

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“There are more bars than synagogues in Tel Aviv, God is a DJ and everyone’s body is a temple. Called the ‘city that never sleeps’ Tel Aviv offers a fantastic vacation destination for those whose purses tinkle with pink pounds.
Voted as one of the 10 sexiest cities in the world by the New York Times, some say the city rivals New York and London for its non stop action!” (See HERE)

TIRED OF WOMEN? NEVER MIND!

Israeli fags

“Forget women and save your seed!

Here you’ll find all the men you need!”

— Petra Scandali, Banned Poems

“An American Airlines survey published in the Gay Cities website hailed Tel Aviv as the best gay tourism city in the world. Adir Steiner, coordinator of gay pride events for the Tel Aviv Municipality, said that the survey reflects the warm welcome gay tourists receive in Tel Aviv.” (See HERE)

Israeli dykes

“Tired of men? Never mind!
In Tel Aviv you will find
Long slim legs and lovely tits
And a thousand juicy clits!”
— Petra Scandali, Banned Poems
VISIT TEL AVIV!
BOOK NOW!
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FOR NEXT GAZA GENOCIDE!

PETRA SCANDALI (age 25) is an unpublished poet and freelance writer whose children’s novel, Autobiography of a Goldfish, has received 36 rejections. “If I get 40 rejections,” she says, “I will give up writing and become a Buddhist nun.”

Update by Petra Scandali

“When not busy shooting fish in a barrel in Gaza,
Israelis like to drool over pics of sultry sexbomb Bar Refaeli
with her poutypoo kissywissy mouth!”
“Not lately,” poster SPQR says in a comment below. “Lately they’ve been probably drooling over that leaked photo of her jamming a vibrator up her asshole.”
I find this comment very revealing.
Here is Israel’s most beautiful woman, lusted after by almost every single male in Israel. She can snap her fingers any time she wants and get millions of horny Israeli men to fuck her. What does she do? She chooses a vibrator instead.
A sad reflection indeed on Israeli men: that an inanimate object like a vibrator should be preferred to an erect Israeli penis.
Sarah Silverman humping a dog

Sarah Silverman humping a dog

Another astute observer of the Jewish psyche, one “Brownhawk” by name, comments dryly: “Sarah Silverman probably inspired her.”
I asked my boyfriend who Sarah Silverman was. I’d never heard of her.
He replied: “Oh, she’s a Jewish American whore masquerading as a comedian. She likes humping dogs and licking dog’s anuses.”
I could hardly believe my ears when I heard this. So I decided to check out this Silverman woman.
Sure enough, I was soon to learn that this sluttish American Jewess, adored by millions of degenerate American losers, had made a couple of videos in which bestiality was normalized in that typically Jewish fashion—by making it a subject for comedy.
Get a few cheap laughs by licking a dog’s anus and lying on a sofa with a dog between your legs—and bingo!—suddenly bestiality becomes the rage of the moment, the perversion du jour!

I hope the Jews DID kill Christ! I’d fucking do it again — in a second.”

That’s your Sarah Silverman again, attempting to make blasphemy and Christ hatred fashionable. All this with the full backing of American Jewry. With the help of the media, which they own, these American Jews have managed to canonize Sarah Silverman: a coarse and vulgar piece of human trash.
Note well, my friends, the double standards implicit here: you are allowed by the Jews of America, who monopolize and control its media, to vilify the founder of Christianity, Jesus Christ, but you are not allowed to say a single bad word against that Jewish icon, Anne Frank. You can make fun of the Crucifixion as much as you want, but you dare not make fun of the Holocaust.
Enough of these slimy little Jews, both American and Israeli, who give the good Jews elsewhere a bad name.
If I were a Jew, I would hate to be associated with the likes of Sarah Silverman and with the blood-spattered child killers of Gaza.
I would be thoroughly ashamed to be a Jew.

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Dr Lasha Darkmoon (b.1978) is an Anglo-American ex-academic with higher degrees in Classics whose political articles and poems have been translated into several languages. Most of her political essays can be found at The Occidental Observer and The TruthSeeker. Her own website, Darkmoon.me, is now within the top 1 percent of websites in the world according to the Alexa ranking system.

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